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273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...



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 Knice: Lil dude in the middle is stoned to the bejeezus.
Image 232188   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
628
 
 Jabberwikket: Come to the felt side
 jackthesmack: @Science - then I guess IDRC. :-/
 Science: @glenalec: I'm pretty sure the "science voice" came in the later Chuck Jones episodes. Also, I want to watch Looney Tunes cartoons, but you can't find them anywhere. WTF is up with that?
 piranharama: What I want to know is why all these coyote clones dont just get together to deal with the road runner?
 my wheelhouse: @Sandor - IIRC, it is based on that the first time the character was introduced he was a rather astute gentleman-scientist type, even voiced.
 Sandor: @glenalec that, oddly enough, makes logical sense
 usernamee: vv clones.
 clueful: @Sandor - there is a serious argument out there (in Internet land, so beware!) that all the Wile E Coyotes we see are closes who don't actually survive their mis-deeds!
 Sandor: @glenalec On the other hand, I always wondered why Wile E Coyote never retried any of his ideas
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 sandwiches: Why are there so many. Rebuilds of death-stars?
Image 232187   02-12-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
484
 
 Peter Pantsless: Goddamn dial-up
 Nope: Skrillex got boring... and old
Image 232186   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
377
 
 9mm: @White Rice Rowdy Roddy Piper is standing closest. He must have been out of gum
 itskando: Abobo I think
 White Rice: Hold up, who took a bite out of the triforce?
 Bohab: Well of course front and center you should have the most iconic of all the characters, guy you fight at the end of the first level in double dragon. I want to say his name was uh... Bolbo?
 Knice: When your eyebrows are swole, you pretty swole.
Image 232185   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
160
 
 addend: It's fine, they're aggro-gatin'.
 Kaviri: I used my phone to take a picture of my parents using their phones.
 Ulillillia: Parents just don't understand
Image 232184   02-12-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
104
 
 Side Boob: Daily affirmations by Zapp Brannigan
 addend: #justtopleveldomainthings
 Knice: Well *I* thought it was pretty great. :-(
Image 232183   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
192
 
 Skaalar: Sniff first. Then lick. Nibble next. Enjoy.
Image 232182   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
566
 
 Religion X: @addend Lolz
 myrealname: Gotta catch 'em all!
 topcity: Forklifts are dangerous things, seldom through fault of the operator! Some years back, the steel works here lost an employee to taking an unauthorized short-cut through where hundred-ton rolls of milled steel were being stacked! They literally had to mop up what was left :-(
 addend: Forklift driver: "NO PEDESTRIANS!!"
 Kaviri: Beware of God.
Image 232181   02-12-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
380
 
 redmonkey3: "bite the runway"
 PenguinBartender: *stoic voice* "The Lockheed C-5 Galaxy has begun the slow and laborious process of swallowing and ingesting the C-130H Hercules. As the larger predator has latched on to the tail or the weaker creature, both are in for a long and painful struggle."
 Side Boob: Join the Air Force they said...
 Nothing: Well, I guess I'm into airplane vore now
 Teechur: Aeronautical planerpillar
 redmonkey3: more lube... MORE LUBE!
 Bohab: They're making a biplane
 Knice: Sexual Interconcourse.
 bug: LastNight.jpg
 bug: That plane is US AF.
Image 232180   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
852
 
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan :golfclap:
 Annoying Vegan : Maybe shes born with it. Maybe its maple leaves
 savvoy: Those ears, the floof!
 illBilliam: Volumetric dog rays
 Peter Pantsless: Sure, I just raked all those leaves, but I can't stay mad at him
Image 232179   02-12-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
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