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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 Side Boob: Pac-Man was a langolier
 Teechur: Is this from Galaxy Quest?
 Shay: It's too real man....it's too fucking real....
Image 232133   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
754
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro Is that ... one of the droids we are looking for?
 a robot: That's a nice fucking kitty cat right there.
 neutron: Zoom on the eyes, you will not be disappointed.
Image 232132   02-12-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
331
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Zukero it's about to be
 Zukero: The chick with the dragon tattoo is NOT a porn parody.
 demonius: @Felicity Holy loly
 VeeKay: I still love her.
 electrode: If this spring chicken is so young, then why does it have 'Remember the Alamo' tattooed on the drumstick! ('Croc' paper-comic, probably - it was 30 years ago, sheesh!)
 Handyman: Bondage chicken
Image 232131   02-12-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
461
 
 trelyate: gotta mow the roof this weekend
 FabricMan: Developers have attacked the Shire
 VoR: @UnknownSample When local tribes make camp I think you're beyond a shave
 UnknownSample: Someone needs a shave.
Image 232130   02-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
385
 
 Mr Bleak: @VoR ...McTruckface.
 Mad Collager: Wow! A whole load of hump trucks!
 parrotsnest: @Yurishiro - it's not a 'shop, they really do this in China (and similar places).
 Minnesotan: I ain't making two trips
 Borp Mento: I am honestly amazed. If it's a photoshop, fuck off.
 well duh: It's a trucking truck trucking truck, trucking trucking trucks.
 VoR: Truck truck truck truck trucky trucky truck truck
Image 232129   02-12-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
816
 
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...
 Minnesotan: wrong. fake news.
 VoR: Is it Wednesday for you? No? Then you're not a frog dude
Image 232128   02-12-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Image 232127 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by omgpro. You have brought shame on us, omgpro.
Score:
403
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Two suits two tokens in hand. I got no respect cuz I'm the new man
 Skaalar: The movie made me wonder about how fucked up the justice system can be for juveniles.
 Mr. Shine: Good book!
 Mad Collager: Published in Blackburn, Lancashire.
 VoR: You're a hole
 tina: Sherlock Holes and the mistery of the moles.
Image 232126   02-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
185
 
 VoR: @Mad Collager lol.
 Warrax: @bug Seriously, it's right there by the dang opening. It's bugging me that this ends how it does when the solution is SO SIMPLE.
 bug: Just get your arm stuck up in there like a normal person.
 Mad Collager: @VoR She's my bag!
 mexican: Buy another one loser.
 sassysass: You have to know how to shake the machine just right - and by 'just right' I mean both safely for yourself and not setting off the machine's 'tilt' alarm (not for the inexperienced!).
 VoR: The snacks are fucking. And that's how we get mini cheddars
 seahawks: Don't fuck your snacks please
Image 232125   02-12-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
202
 
 Side Boob: "Why does Dick Tracy always call me when I'm in the bathroom?"
 Dr Awkward: Does a bowel movement count as moving a little?
 VoR: Dismiss
 WTF: "You may want to finish pooping before standing... or not."
 trumpet: Thank god we don't have eternal life, Who wants to live enough to see this becoming normality?
 barfolomew: OUR DATA BANKS INDICATE THAT MOVEMENT IS REQUIRED FOR OPTIMAL HUMAN PERFORMANCE. THEREFORE YOU ARE SCHEDULED FOR A ONE MINUTE UNDIRECTED MOVEMENT PERIOD. START MOVEMENT NOW.
 Ulillillia: RESUME VIEWING
Image 232124   02-12-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
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