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234051  ignatz: Your Captcha has escaped..

234036  barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.

234041  Sadbot: That would be a pretty funny movie, though

234026  FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before

233913  VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..

234033  FabricMan: American? Is it American?

234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233978 Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233930 brian greene: i would

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.



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 discodisco: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: Close the door! Close the door!
 a robot: Haha I love you guys :D
 ignatz: @Peter Pantsless I tried that, Nancy said 'No'
 Side Boob: @Teechur He wants pet, obviously :P Then whatever happens happens.
 ping: Well played, @ignatz. Well played.
 Peter Pantsless: @Robespierre Eventually it's just gonna be AG labels with a single row of pixels at the top
 Robespierre: One of these days, somebody is going to get this meme straightened out, and we'll all get a chuckle out of it. ONE of these days...
 Teechur: @ignatz I'm still wondering why the dog is interested in the girl in that way. But I'm not speciesist, so I won't ask...
 ignatz: apologies to all concerned..
Image 232103   02-12-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
497
 
 deeeeeeeez: We're all stars now...in the nope show...
 Yurishiro: Thanks for the fucking nightmares
 a robot: This is terrifyingly hilarous
 Teechur: This Cheshire cat can go to Hell. Ok, both of them can!
Image 232102   02-12-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
408
 
 Peter Pantsless: Classic Bob
 Shay: Maybe Bob needs some gator aid.
 fanny: and that bob? grew up to be Lexuslurch
Image 232101   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
401
 
 sparename: Another one for the Bucket List
 UnknownSample: I'm already dying of boredom so it's alright if I fall.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Okay, that wasn't appropriate. Sorry.
 VeeKay: Thot drop
 grizzly: @Teechur well it worked, didn't it?!
 Teechur: Dave, this is NOT what I meant when I said we should go pick up some women.
Image 232100   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
364
 
 Mr Bleak: OMG! How low are the notes that come out of that organ?
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro XD
 tib gubb: the holes are where the certain death drones come out if the thing is ever seriously threatened
 Yurishiro: This is the Apple HQ. They hate Windows.
 grizzly: Big AT&T building. Most of it is wires and switches.
 bug: You have to climb the corporate ladder for 40 years, just to get a window in your office.
 Robespierre: Urban server farm in action.
 WTF: Isn't that the Men In Black building?
 ignatz: He vent thatavay!
Image 232099   02-12-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
280
 
 tib gubb: same
 UnknownSample: My fingers taste like soap.
 Not A Bot: i can see the resemblance.
 Eleftheros: What a Crumby self image to have
 when so: I guess he did
Image 232098   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
206
 
 jochenau: "pomiluy"
 bug: @Not A Bot -I don't think that's an exact translation.
 Not A Bot: Argyle P3N15
Image 232097   02-12-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
352
 
 dangerkeith3000: OH God! Pixels in real life!
 bug: I'm sorry Janet, but I'm going to have to turn you down... I'm just waiting on a long, skinny piece to complete all these rows.
 ignatz: Something tells me you're gonna fit right in around here..
 Robespierre: Jaunty
Image 232096   02-12-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
164
 
 Teechur: A coaster for a Dentist's office?
 VeeKay: Boney oral extrusions?
 fanny: stool sample?
 VoR: Upside down bunnies?
Image 232095   02-12-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
400
 
 VeeKay: Designed them but got fired the same day.
 Mad Collager: Dress up your girlfriend in style!
 karmakat: and a few years back I saw a draq-queen with her platform shoes SHOOTING AT VAMPIRES!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz normally, if say something to the effect of "You win, shut the internet down for the rest of the day." But I think this time is more deserving of a "BOOM! Headshot!"
 ignatz: is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232094   02-12-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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