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249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

249140  Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.

249168  Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?

168156  Felicity: Youve seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Art Linkletters House Party. Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist

168157  Felicity: Firefox is the least bad, but it still crashes about a dozen times a week

168165  Felicity: Report from the future: I have watched this show and while I wanted to like it, it was somewhat disappointing

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248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000



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 discodisco: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: Close the door! Close the door!
 a robot: Haha I love you guys :D
 ignatz: @Peter Pantsless I tried that, Nancy said 'No'
 Side Boob: @Teechur He wants pet, obviously :P Then whatever happens happens.
 ping: Well played, @ignatz. Well played.
 Peter Pantsless: @Robespierre Eventually it's just gonna be AG labels with a single row of pixels at the top
 skylark: One of these days, somebody is going to get this meme straightened out, and we'll all get a chuckle out of it. ONE of these days...
 Teechur: @ignatz I'm still wondering why the dog is interested in the girl in that way. But I'm not speciesist, so I won't ask...
 ignatz: apologies to all concerned..
Image 232103   02-12-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
497
 
 deeeeeeeez: We're all stars now...in the nope show...
 Yurishiro: Thanks for the fucking nightmares
 a robot: This is terrifyingly hilarous
 Teechur: This Cheshire cat can go to Hell. Ok, both of them can!
Image 232102   02-12-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
408
 
 Peter Pantsless: Classic Bob
 Shay: Maybe Bob needs some gator aid.
 fanny: and that bob? grew up to be Lexuslurch
Image 232101   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
440
 
 sparename: Another one for the Bucket List
 UnknownSample: I'm already dying of boredom so it's alright if I fall.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Okay, that wasn't appropriate. Sorry.
 VeeKay: Thot drop
 grizzly: @Teechur well it worked, didn't it?!
 Teechur: Dave, this is NOT what I meant when I said we should go pick up some women.
Image 232100   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
364
 
 Mr Bleak: OMG! How low are the notes that come out of that organ?
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro XD
 tib gubb: the holes are where the certain death drones come out if the thing is ever seriously threatened
 Yurishiro: This is the Apple HQ. They hate Windows.
 grizzly: Big AT&T building. Most of it is wires and switches.
 bug: You have to climb the corporate ladder for 40 years, just to get a window in your office.
 ironmaiden: Urban server farm in action.
 WTF: Isn't that the Men In Black building?
 ignatz: He vent thatavay!
Image 232099   02-12-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
280
 
 tib gubb: same
 UnknownSample: My fingers taste like soap.
 Not A Bot: i can see the resemblance.
 Eleftheros: What a Crumby self image to have
 when so: I guess he did
Image 232098   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
206
 
 jochenau: "pomiluy"
 bug: @Not A Bot -I don't think that's an exact translation.
 Not A Bot: Argyle P3N15
Image 232097   02-12-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
365
 
 dangerkeith3000: OH God! Pixels in real life!
 bug: I'm sorry Janet, but I'm going to have to turn you down... I'm just waiting on a long, skinny piece to complete all these rows.
 ignatz: Something tells me you're gonna fit right in around here..
 nanananana: Jaunty
Image 232096   02-12-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
164
 
 Teechur: A coaster for a Dentist's office?
 VeeKay: Boney oral extrusions?
 fanny: stool sample?
 VoR: Upside down bunnies?
Image 232095   02-12-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
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 VeeKay: Designed them but got fired the same day.
 Mad Collager: Dress up your girlfriend in style!
 karmakat: and a few years back I saw a draq-queen with her platform shoes SHOOTING AT VAMPIRES!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz normally, if say something to the effect of "You win, shut the internet down for the rest of the day." But I think this time is more deserving of a "BOOM! Headshot!"
 ignatz: is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232094   02-12-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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