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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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Score:
394
 
 dangerkeith3000: OH God! Pixels in real life!
 bug: I'm sorry Janet, but I'm going to have to turn you down... I'm just waiting on a long, skinny piece to complete all these rows.
 Social Vegan: Something tells me you're gonna fit right in around here..
 nanananana: Jaunty
Image 232096   02-12-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
164
 
 Teechur: A coaster for a Dentist's office?
 VeeKay: Boney oral extrusions?
 fanny: stool sample?
 VoR: Upside down bunnies?
Image 232095   02-12-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
400
 
 VeeKay: Designed them but got fired the same day.
 Mad Collager: Dress up your girlfriend in style!
 karmakat: and a few years back I saw a draq-queen with her platform shoes SHOOTING AT VAMPIRES!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz normally, if say something to the effect of "You win, shut the internet down for the rest of the day." But I think this time is more deserving of a "BOOM! Headshot!"
 phil: is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232094   02-12-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
769
 
 Mr Bleak: Or ... metric measures. No contest, really.
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Oooooh, yeah. Now that I think about it, I think I misunderstood it the first time I saw it too.
 barfolomew: @Spazstatic oh I misunderstood the plus. That makes sense!
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Maybe I'm not following but looking at google and wolfram alpha, this looks correct. 1 cup equals 48 teaspoons or 16 tablespoons, therefore 1 tablespoon is 3 teaspoons, and so 1/3 cup would be 1 teaspoon + 5 tablespoons and 2/3 cup would be twice that, 2 teaspoons + 10 tablespoons.
 Skaalar: Im gonna save this and promptly forget about t.
 barfolomew: The ratios of teaspoon:1/3-cup and 2/3-cup are off.
 UltraBeverly: Fuck you, Edward Tufte!
 nerdhulk: This summons the pre-metric Satan.
 The Dog Dies: Confusing. Too spatial
 Teechur: @mexican But the memes! The MEEEMES! Why would they lie?
 mexican: @Teechur By using metric.
 Not A Bot: Early cherubim ideas for 40K were kinda lazy.
 Teechur: And yet we made it to the moon.
 Sadbot: This makes me want 44ml of whiskey
 El hefe: grilledsloinwww.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/28/574044232/how-pirates-of-the-caribbean-hijacked-americas-metric-system
 Ulillillia: Dividing by ten makes too much sense
 sumo: gonna take this with a pinch of salt..
 Amy Housewine: Mug = bit bigger than a cup.
 Side Boob: This makes so much more sense than the metric system! *cries*
 logan: The Tree of a Measured Life
Image 232093   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Spazstatic
Score:
650
 
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Image 232092   02-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
252
 
 kazzy94: I don't regret drawing this.
 UnknownSample: He seems cool
 a sedated moose: Eh, if it still stars Paul Rudd I'll watch it.
Image 232091   02-12-18   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
623
 
 Skaalar: And you still wont shut up about it.
 VeeKay: I shot to wound instead of kill. Guy got away.
 kayjay: @Yurishiro I can't stop laughing help
 hanky: @Matricii hahahaha
 XLY: was kind of late once and i kind of regret it
 Amy Housewine: We're all cynical of course, but if the people around you are also kind then you get back more than you give.
 Matricii: @Yurishiro *Benny Hill music intensifies*
 Fiasco: @Matricii oh you!
 Matricii: @Yurishiro Perhaps... but it was MY tumor.
 RimLickinGood: @Matricii maybe that kidney would have grown a tumor
 Matricii: I was kind once... Girlfriend stole my identity and attempted to steal my kidney...
Image 232090   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
761
 
 hajjpodge: Quit, too.
 hajjpodge: Guess I'll quite technology now.
 Mad Collager: Why stop at keyboard face?
 sumo: @Matricii Well Hell, I AM a dad, of twins who are probably older than you!
 Shay: Oh dear, we need to reboot the Matrix.
 PornoPedler: Not weird at all
 Matricii: @Robespierre Oh Robespierre you scamp, I missed your dad puns for days...
 fishing: All keyed up, this one is.
 bigASShobo: Switcherinos' getting out of hand.
 Peter Pantsless: "I need to stop aggrogating on mescaline." *switches to vodka*
Image 232089   02-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
741
 
 wolfpupy: i agree with this @Peter Pantsless
 Teechur: @Science I'm here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiters!
 Science: @Teechur: *RIMSHOT*
 Teechur: We took our dog to obedience school. What I hated most was eating her homework.
 Matricii: A certificate doesn't impress me Billy... Come back when you have your Bachelor's degree.
 Side Boob: "Who's the BEST little graduate? You are!"
 Peter Pantsless: Having graduated from obedience school, Terrence now has legal documentation that says he is a good boy
Image 232088   02-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
399
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward Punk Rook Royalty.
 LurkedMoar: Holy Rook Band, featuring the King and Queen
 VeeKay: 'Today's weirdo item'.
 Zukero: As usual, the bass player is a fool.
 Teechur: We're Grandmaster! We'd like to open our show with our latest hit, "Knight's Gambit!"
 Amy Housewine: This is not how I envisioned the artists of Chess Records.
 VoR: Shame that we need to sacrifice the crowd
 Dr Awkward: Punk Rock Royalty.
 Peter Pantsless: Drummer should have been a knight. This image makes it look like they're all wearing gloves shaped like the drummer's head
Image 232087   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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