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233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

233103  Coolguy: @addend ... hamd

233055  Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

233099  addend: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid."

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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233016 mexican: I've been playing a lot of runescape lately (don't look at me like that) so naturally the first thing I thought of was 'warped dog.'

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!



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Score:
352
 
 dangerkeith3000: OH God! Pixels in real life!
 bug: I'm sorry Janet, but I'm going to have to turn you down... I'm just waiting on a long, skinny piece to complete all these rows.
 ignatz: Something tells me you're gonna fit right in around here..
 Robespierre: Jaunty
Image 232096   02-12-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
164
 
 Teechur: A coaster for a Dentist's office?
 VeeKay: Boney oral extrusions?
 fanny: stool sample?
 VoR: Upside down bunnies?
Image 232095   02-12-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
400
 
 VeeKay: Designed them but got fired the same day.
 Mad Collager: Dress up your girlfriend in style!
 karmakat: and a few years back I saw a draq-queen with her platform shoes SHOOTING AT VAMPIRES!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz normally, if say something to the effect of "You win, shut the internet down for the rest of the day." But I think this time is more deserving of a "BOOM! Headshot!"
 ignatz: is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232094   02-12-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
734
 
 Mr Bleak: Or ... metric measures. No contest, really.
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Oooooh, yeah. Now that I think about it, I think I misunderstood it the first time I saw it too.
 barfolomew: @Spazstatic oh I misunderstood the plus. That makes sense!
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Maybe I'm not following but looking at google and wolfram alpha, this looks correct. 1 cup equals 48 teaspoons or 16 tablespoons, therefore 1 tablespoon is 3 teaspoons, and so 1/3 cup would be 1 teaspoon + 5 tablespoons and 2/3 cup would be twice that, 2 teaspoons + 10 tablespoons.
 Skaalar: Im gonna save this and promptly forget about t.
 barfolomew: The ratios of teaspoon:1/3-cup and 2/3-cup are off.
 UltraBeverly: Fuck you, Edward Tufte!
 glenalec: This summons the pre-metric Satan.
 Felicity: Confusing. Too spatial
 Teechur: @mexican But the memes! The MEEEMES! Why would they lie?
 mexican: @Teechur By using metric.
 Not A Bot: Early cherubim ideas for 40K were kinda lazy.
 Teechur: And yet we made it to the moon.
 Sadbot: This makes me want 44ml of whiskey
 El hefe: grilledsloinwww.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/28/574044232/how-pirates-of-the-caribbean-hijacked-americas-metric-system
 Ulillillia: Dividing by ten makes too much sense
 ignatz: gonna take this with a pinch of salt..
 Amy Housewine: Mug = bit bigger than a cup.
 Side Boob: This makes so much more sense than the metric system! *cries*
 Robespierre: The Tree of a Measured Life
Image 232093   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Spazstatic
Score:
613
 
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Image 232092   02-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
239
 
 kazzy94: I don't regret drawing this.
 UnknownSample: He seems cool
 a sedated moose: Eh, if it still stars Paul Rudd I'll watch it.
Image 232091   02-12-18   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
599
 
 Skaalar: And you still wont shut up about it.
 VeeKay: I shot to wound instead of kill. Guy got away.
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro I can't stop laughing help
 Yurishiro: @Matricii hahahaha
 XLY: was kind of late once and i kind of regret it
 Amy Housewine: We're all cynical of course, but if the people around you are also kind then you get back more than you give.
 Matricii: @Yurishiro *Benny Hill music intensifies*
 Yurishiro: @Matricii oh you!
 Matricii: @Yurishiro Perhaps... but it was MY tumor.
 Yurishiro: @Matricii maybe that kidney would have grown a tumor
 Matricii: I was kind once... Girlfriend stole my identity and attempted to steal my kidney...
Image 232090   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
743
 
 hajjpodge: Quit, too.
 hajjpodge: Guess I'll quite technology now.
 Mad Collager: Why stop at keyboard face?
 Robespierre: @Matricii Well Hell, I AM a dad, of twins who are probably older than you!
 Shay: Oh dear, we need to reboot the Matrix.
 Yurishiro: Not weird at all
 Matricii: @Robespierre Oh Robespierre you scamp, I missed your dad puns for days...
 Robespierre: All keyed up, this one is.
 ignatz: Switcherinos' getting out of hand.
 Peter Pantsless: "I need to stop aggrogating on mescaline." *switches to vodka*
Image 232089   02-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
706
 
 wolfpupy: i agree with this @Peter Pantsless
 Teechur: @Science I'm here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiters!
 Science: @Teechur: *RIMSHOT*
 Teechur: We took our dog to obedience school. What I hated most was eating her homework.
 Matricii: A certificate doesn't impress me Billy... Come back when you have your Bachelor's degree.
 Side Boob: "Who's the BEST little graduate? You are!"
 Peter Pantsless: Having graduated from obedience school, Terrence now has legal documentation that says he is a good boy
Image 232088   02-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
381
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward Punk Rook Royalty.
 LurkedMoar: Holy Rook Band, featuring the King and Queen
 VeeKay: 'Today's weirdo item'.
 Zukero: As usual, the bass player is a fool.
 Teechur: We're Grandmaster! We'd like to open our show with our latest hit, "Knight's Gambit!"
 Amy Housewine: This is not how I envisioned the artists of Chess Records.
 VoR: Shame that we need to sacrifice the crowd
 Dr Awkward: Punk Rock Royalty.
 Peter Pantsless: Drummer should have been a knight. This image makes it look like they're all wearing gloves shaped like the drummer's head
Image 232087   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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