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233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

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Score:
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 VeeKay: Designed them but got fired the same day.
 Mad Collager: Dress up your girlfriend in style!
 karmakat: and a few years back I saw a draq-queen with her platform shoes SHOOTING AT VAMPIRES!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz normally, if say something to the effect of "You win, shut the internet down for the rest of the day." But I think this time is more deserving of a "BOOM! Headshot!"
 ignatz: is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232094   02-12-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
734
 
 Mr Bleak: Or ... metric measures. No contest, really.
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Oooooh, yeah. Now that I think about it, I think I misunderstood it the first time I saw it too.
 barfolomew: @Spazstatic oh I misunderstood the plus. That makes sense!
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Maybe I'm not following but looking at google and wolfram alpha, this looks correct. 1 cup equals 48 teaspoons or 16 tablespoons, therefore 1 tablespoon is 3 teaspoons, and so 1/3 cup would be 1 teaspoon + 5 tablespoons and 2/3 cup would be twice that, 2 teaspoons + 10 tablespoons.
 Skaalar: Im gonna save this and promptly forget about t.
 barfolomew: The ratios of teaspoon:1/3-cup and 2/3-cup are off.
 UltraBeverly: Fuck you, Edward Tufte!
 glenalec: This summons the pre-metric Satan.
 Felicity: Confusing. Too spatial
 Teechur: @mexican But the memes! The MEEEMES! Why would they lie?
 mexican: @Teechur By using metric.
 Not A Bot: Early cherubim ideas for 40K were kinda lazy.
 Teechur: And yet we made it to the moon.
 Sadbot: This makes me want 44ml of whiskey
 El hefe: grilledsloinwww.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/28/574044232/how-pirates-of-the-caribbean-hijacked-americas-metric-system
 Ulillillia: Dividing by ten makes too much sense
 ignatz: gonna take this with a pinch of salt..
 Amy Housewine: Mug = bit bigger than a cup.
 Side Boob: This makes so much more sense than the metric system! *cries*
 Robespierre: The Tree of a Measured Life
Image 232093   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Spazstatic
Score:
613
 
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Image 232092   02-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
239
 
 kazzy94: I don't regret drawing this.
 UnknownSample: He seems cool
 a sedated moose: Eh, if it still stars Paul Rudd I'll watch it.
Image 232091   02-12-18   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
599
 
 Skaalar: And you still wont shut up about it.
 VeeKay: I shot to wound instead of kill. Guy got away.
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro I can't stop laughing help
 Yurishiro: @Matricii hahahaha
 XLY: was kind of late once and i kind of regret it
 Amy Housewine: We're all cynical of course, but if the people around you are also kind then you get back more than you give.
 Matricii: @Yurishiro *Benny Hill music intensifies*
 Yurishiro: @Matricii oh you!
 Matricii: @Yurishiro Perhaps... but it was MY tumor.
 Yurishiro: @Matricii maybe that kidney would have grown a tumor
 Matricii: I was kind once... Girlfriend stole my identity and attempted to steal my kidney...
Image 232090   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
743
 
 hajjpodge: Quit, too.
 hajjpodge: Guess I'll quite technology now.
 Mad Collager: Why stop at keyboard face?
 Robespierre: @Matricii Well Hell, I AM a dad, of twins who are probably older than you!
 Shay: Oh dear, we need to reboot the Matrix.
 Yurishiro: Not weird at all
 Matricii: @Robespierre Oh Robespierre you scamp, I missed your dad puns for days...
 Robespierre: All keyed up, this one is.
 ignatz: Switcherinos' getting out of hand.
 Peter Pantsless: "I need to stop aggrogating on mescaline." *switches to vodka*
Image 232089   02-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
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 wolfpupy: i agree with this @Peter Pantsless
 Teechur: @Science I'm here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiters!
 Science: @Teechur: *RIMSHOT*
 Teechur: We took our dog to obedience school. What I hated most was eating her homework.
 Matricii: A certificate doesn't impress me Billy... Come back when you have your Bachelor's degree.
 Side Boob: "Who's the BEST little graduate? You are!"
 Peter Pantsless: Having graduated from obedience school, Terrence now has legal documentation that says he is a good boy
Image 232088   02-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
381
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward Punk Rook Royalty.
 LurkedMoar: Holy Rook Band, featuring the King and Queen
 VeeKay: 'Today's weirdo item'.
 Zukero: As usual, the bass player is a fool.
 Teechur: We're Grandmaster! We'd like to open our show with our latest hit, "Knight's Gambit!"
 Amy Housewine: This is not how I envisioned the artists of Chess Records.
 VoR: Shame that we need to sacrifice the crowd
 Dr Awkward: Punk Rock Royalty.
 Peter Pantsless: Drummer should have been a knight. This image makes it look like they're all wearing gloves shaped like the drummer's head
Image 232087   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
538
 
 BavidDowie: This bird is not dead! It has NOT ceased to be!!
 necronomicon: Did you speak the exact words? Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.
 Matricii: ... and lo I shall raise an army of my dead brethren and we shall cover your entire house in poop for not giving me the seeds I requested!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: it is not heresy!!! i shall not recant!!
 grizzly: "Fuck. This book is terrible!"
Image 232086   02-12-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
409
 
 copunter: spray? no chew! only spray!
 Mad Collager: Truth in advertising. After all it says it's no chew deterrent.
 trelyate: you forgot to spray the bottle!
 Teechur: You didn't do this, did you? No, notchew! You're a good boy, yes you are! Let's go blame the iguana.
 Matricii: @ignatz I think that says OUI!, as in "Yes" in French...
 ignatz: OUT! doesn't sound like a very caring petcare brand..
 Peter Pantsless: "Deterred my pet's not-chewing. 10/10 would buy again."
Image 232085   02-12-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
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