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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Or ... metric measures. No contest, really.
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Oooooh, yeah. Now that I think about it, I think I misunderstood it the first time I saw it too.
 barfolomew: @Spazstatic oh I misunderstood the plus. That makes sense!
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Maybe I'm not following but looking at google and wolfram alpha, this looks correct. 1 cup equals 48 teaspoons or 16 tablespoons, therefore 1 tablespoon is 3 teaspoons, and so 1/3 cup would be 1 teaspoon + 5 tablespoons and 2/3 cup would be twice that, 2 teaspoons + 10 tablespoons.
 Skaalar: Im gonna save this and promptly forget about t.
 barfolomew: The ratios of teaspoon:1/3-cup and 2/3-cup are off.
 UltraBeverly: Fuck you, Edward Tufte!
 nerdhulk: This summons the pre-metric Satan.
 The Dog Dies: Confusing. Too spatial
 Teechur: @mexican But the memes! The MEEEMES! Why would they lie?
 mexican: @Teechur By using metric.
 Not A Bot: Early cherubim ideas for 40K were kinda lazy.
 Teechur: And yet we made it to the moon.
 Sadbot: This makes me want 44ml of whiskey
 El hefe: grilledsloinwww.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/28/574044232/how-pirates-of-the-caribbean-hijacked-americas-metric-system
 Ulillillia: Dividing by ten makes too much sense
 ignatz: gonna take this with a pinch of salt..
 Amy Housewine: Mug = bit bigger than a cup.
 Side Boob: This makes so much more sense than the metric system! *cries*
 logan: The Tree of a Measured Life
Image 232093   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Spazstatic
Score:
650
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 232092   02-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
252
 
 kazzy94: I don't regret drawing this.
 UnknownSample: He seems cool
 a sedated moose: Eh, if it still stars Paul Rudd I'll watch it.
Image 232091   02-12-18   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
623
 
 Skaalar: And you still wont shut up about it.
 VeeKay: I shot to wound instead of kill. Guy got away.
 kayjay: @Yurishiro I can't stop laughing help
 hanky: @Matricii hahahaha
 XLY: was kind of late once and i kind of regret it
 Amy Housewine: We're all cynical of course, but if the people around you are also kind then you get back more than you give.
 Matricii: @Yurishiro *Benny Hill music intensifies*
 Fiasco: @Matricii oh you!
 Matricii: @Yurishiro Perhaps... but it was MY tumor.
 RimLickinGood: @Matricii maybe that kidney would have grown a tumor
 Matricii: I was kind once... Girlfriend stole my identity and attempted to steal my kidney...
Image 232090   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
761
 
 hajjpodge: Quit, too.
 hajjpodge: Guess I'll quite technology now.
 Mad Collager: Why stop at keyboard face?
 sumo: @Matricii Well Hell, I AM a dad, of twins who are probably older than you!
 Shay: Oh dear, we need to reboot the Matrix.
 PornoPedler: Not weird at all
 Matricii: @Robespierre Oh Robespierre you scamp, I missed your dad puns for days...
 fishing: All keyed up, this one is.
 ignatz: Switcherinos' getting out of hand.
 Peter Pantsless: "I need to stop aggrogating on mescaline." *switches to vodka*
Image 232089   02-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
741
 
 wolfpupy: i agree with this @Peter Pantsless
 Teechur: @Science I'm here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiters!
 Science: @Teechur: *RIMSHOT*
 Teechur: We took our dog to obedience school. What I hated most was eating her homework.
 Matricii: A certificate doesn't impress me Billy... Come back when you have your Bachelor's degree.
 Side Boob: "Who's the BEST little graduate? You are!"
 Peter Pantsless: Having graduated from obedience school, Terrence now has legal documentation that says he is a good boy
Image 232088   02-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
399
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward Punk Rook Royalty.
 LurkedMoar: Holy Rook Band, featuring the King and Queen
 VeeKay: 'Today's weirdo item'.
 Zukero: As usual, the bass player is a fool.
 Teechur: We're Grandmaster! We'd like to open our show with our latest hit, "Knight's Gambit!"
 Amy Housewine: This is not how I envisioned the artists of Chess Records.
 VoR: Shame that we need to sacrifice the crowd
 Dr Awkward: Punk Rock Royalty.
 Peter Pantsless: Drummer should have been a knight. This image makes it look like they're all wearing gloves shaped like the drummer's head
Image 232087   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
576
 
 BavidDowie: This bird is not dead! It has NOT ceased to be!!
 necronomicon: Did you speak the exact words? Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.
 Matricii: ... and lo I shall raise an army of my dead brethren and we shall cover your entire house in poop for not giving me the seeds I requested!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: it is not heresy!!! i shall not recant!!
 grizzly: "Fuck. This book is terrible!"
Image 232086   02-12-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
409
 
 copunter: spray? no chew! only spray!
 Mad Collager: Truth in advertising. After all it says it's no chew deterrent.
 trelyate: you forgot to spray the bottle!
 Teechur: You didn't do this, did you? No, notchew! You're a good boy, yes you are! Let's go blame the iguana.
 Matricii: @ignatz I think that says OUI!, as in "Yes" in French...
 ignatz: OUT! doesn't sound like a very caring petcare brand..
 Peter Pantsless: "Deterred my pet's not-chewing. 10/10 would buy again."
Image 232085   02-12-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
170
 
 Mad Collager: @Off Topic Or the fact that it's not only not octagonal, but looks like a giant lollypop?
 Teechur: @Matricii Yes, and we will also ignore the expressions on the seats in the car.
 Matricii: @Teechur Are we going to ignore that they're pointing to the guy in the middle calling him a motorbike?
 Teechur: @Matricii The motorists are patiently waiting for the pedestrian to finish moonwalking across the street.
 Matricii: So they're all not paying attention on their phone, but you only shame the pedestrian? Doesn't seem fair.
 Side Boob: All three are self-absorbed
 VoR: Bikes pretty much self balance anyway. That's how they work.
 itskando: @Off Topic the cars drive themselves. The pedestrians on the other hand are not automated
 Off Topic: So no one wants to point out the sideways stop sign?
 Mr. Butt: Self-selfing self.
 Mr. Shine: *Self-posting comment*
 Peach: Self-writing webcomic
Image 232084   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
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