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248853  KnowLifer: @Mr. Shine @Dr Awkward I wasn't expecting that my comment would lead to this. I simply hate the way it looks on people. What does it represent or what meaning does it have to them is another thing to judge

248920  Robespierre: @Felicity Bumbershootville. Motto: "Acres Of Clams"

248972  Yurishiro: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.

248719  Air Biscuit: I'm still laughing to myself about this a day or two (dunno howmuch time has elapsed) later without even seeing it. Jolly good show.

248966  sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings

248923  Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248896  Science: @raditzu: It's a special courier service called "Se-mail."

248974  Yurishiro: All I can say about this is... Boner tails freak me out.

248975  Yurishiro: @nothing

248959  Christina: Feels good, man.

248906  Science: Awesome joke, Aidan. Too bad this person was almost murdered by a psychopath and has now had her entire life turned upside down. Dick.

248978  Yurishiro: BUT CAN YOU GUESS WHO OF THESE IS HIS DATE?

248921  Mad Collager: Soon he will dream of the electric torch.

248979  Yurishiro: Mao.

248908  Science: Please don't show this to my dog. It's bad enough that he constantly slaps at the gate to go outside.

248946  Air Biscuit: Doncha listen to him Dan, hes a devil not a man, and hes drenched the burning sands with water. Cool. Clear. Water.

248963  Christina: It's a trap!

248924  Mad Collager: @VoR He wanted the image to post without it being changed to "apple".

248968  Yurishiro: @Knice thank you for not saying deez nutz.

248969  Yurishiro: FUCK YEA CURLIIIING!!! YOUESSAY! YOUESSAY!

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248714 Felicity: Go away, it*s Narnia business

248839 piranharama: Steering Wheel is Not Responding

248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248923 Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy

248731 Felicity: Where you go to lick the daily slimer

248853 Jaunty Shrimp: @Robespierre If you judge a book by the cover, then you judge the look by lover heh

248841 brian greene: from which part of the english language did you get the word "surplexed" ????

248935 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Sir, please help me up the stairs. Oh yes! Oh Yes!!



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Score:
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 Skaalar: And you still wont shut up about it.
 VeeKay: I shot to wound instead of kill. Guy got away.
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro I can't stop laughing help
 Yurishiro: @Matricii hahahaha
 XLY: was kind of late once and i kind of regret it
 Amy Housewine: We're all cynical of course, but if the people around you are also kind then you get back more than you give.
 Matricii: @Yurishiro *Benny Hill music intensifies*
 Yurishiro: @Matricii oh you!
 Matricii: @Yurishiro Perhaps... but it was MY tumor.
 Yurishiro: @Matricii maybe that kidney would have grown a tumor
 Matricii: I was kind once... Girlfriend stole my identity and attempted to steal my kidney...
Image 232090   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
761
 
 hajjpodge: Quit, too.
 hajjpodge: Guess I'll quite technology now.
 Mad Collager: Why stop at keyboard face?
 sumo: @Matricii Well Hell, I AM a dad, of twins who are probably older than you!
 Shay: Oh dear, we need to reboot the Matrix.
 Yurishiro: Not weird at all
 Matricii: @Robespierre Oh Robespierre you scamp, I missed your dad puns for days...
 fishing: All keyed up, this one is.
 ignatz: Switcherinos' getting out of hand.
 Peter Pantsless: "I need to stop aggrogating on mescaline." *switches to vodka*
Image 232089   02-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
741
 
 wolfpupy: i agree with this @Peter Pantsless
 Teechur: @Science I'm here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiters!
 Science: @Teechur: *RIMSHOT*
 Teechur: We took our dog to obedience school. What I hated most was eating her homework.
 Matricii: A certificate doesn't impress me Billy... Come back when you have your Bachelor's degree.
 Side Boob: "Who's the BEST little graduate? You are!"
 Peter Pantsless: Having graduated from obedience school, Terrence now has legal documentation that says he is a good boy
Image 232088   02-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
399
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward Punk Rook Royalty.
 LurkedMoar: Holy Rook Band, featuring the King and Queen
 VeeKay: 'Today's weirdo item'.
 Zukero: As usual, the bass player is a fool.
 Teechur: We're Grandmaster! We'd like to open our show with our latest hit, "Knight's Gambit!"
 Amy Housewine: This is not how I envisioned the artists of Chess Records.
 VoR: Shame that we need to sacrifice the crowd
 Dr Awkward: Punk Rock Royalty.
 Peter Pantsless: Drummer should have been a knight. This image makes it look like they're all wearing gloves shaped like the drummer's head
Image 232087   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
576
 
 BavidDowie: This bird is not dead! It has NOT ceased to be!!
 necronomicon: Did you speak the exact words? Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.
 Matricii: ... and lo I shall raise an army of my dead brethren and we shall cover your entire house in poop for not giving me the seeds I requested!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: it is not heresy!!! i shall not recant!!
 grizzly: "Fuck. This book is terrible!"
Image 232086   02-12-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
409
 
 copunter: spray? no chew! only spray!
 Mad Collager: Truth in advertising. After all it says it's no chew deterrent.
 trelyate: you forgot to spray the bottle!
 Teechur: You didn't do this, did you? No, notchew! You're a good boy, yes you are! Let's go blame the iguana.
 Matricii: @ignatz I think that says OUI!, as in "Yes" in French...
 ignatz: OUT! doesn't sound like a very caring petcare brand..
 Peter Pantsless: "Deterred my pet's not-chewing. 10/10 would buy again."
Image 232085   02-12-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
170
 
 Mad Collager: @Off Topic Or the fact that it's not only not octagonal, but looks like a giant lollypop?
 Teechur: @Matricii Yes, and we will also ignore the expressions on the seats in the car.
 Matricii: @Teechur Are we going to ignore that they're pointing to the guy in the middle calling him a motorbike?
 Teechur: @Matricii The motorists are patiently waiting for the pedestrian to finish moonwalking across the street.
 Matricii: So they're all not paying attention on their phone, but you only shame the pedestrian? Doesn't seem fair.
 Side Boob: All three are self-absorbed
 VoR: Bikes pretty much self balance anyway. That's how they work.
 itskando: @Off Topic the cars drive themselves. The pedestrians on the other hand are not automated
 Off Topic: So no one wants to point out the sideways stop sign?
 Mr. Butt: Self-selfing self.
 Mr. Shine: *Self-posting comment*
 Peach: Self-writing webcomic
Image 232084   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
612
 
 UltraBeverly: Don't worry, one is adopted.
 Felicity: Donald Pleasence and Tim Robbins, reincarnated as babies
 Teechur: "Did you wait until she opened your diaper before you tinkled?" "gaahgoooo" "Coooool"
 Matricii: Is no one going to point out that it looks like the baby only has 3 toes on it's right foot?
 Mr. Butt: R FAMILY RUL / REA / AY YO / BE P / MAKE ME / FO / COUNT / B
 ignatz: 50% cute, 50% mishcief
 Mr. Shine: Oh, you!
 Peter Pantsless: Partners in crime
Image 232083   02-12-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
850
 
 Matricii: Art is perception, so it's not wrong.. 5/5 stars given
 Yurishiro: Aggro mode
 Dr Awkward: NAILED IT!
 ignatz: (chuckles)
 a robot: Flawless in every way
 Zukero: She's purple so she's better than the model.
Image 232082   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
804
 
 Teechur: Good idea to remove the cat's teeth before jamming worming pills down its gullet.
 Matricii: I actually feel sorry for the kitty... any violence it will inflict on it's owner at this point is justified.
 Sandor: Sour puss
 Brain: In a few minutes I'll be calling the big one Bitey.
Image 232081   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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