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272381  dangerkeith3000: Time to email somebody!

272394  SuedeOxford: Geranium shepherd

272366  BavidDowie: Self-cleaning Cycle engaged

272395  angry: See below.

272332  Aspirin: Har har, I hate my attractive wife and my children, that I made. ???

272400  BavidDowie: Blondes have more fun

272401  BavidDowie: What is this wheel-shaped mechanism?! Ahhhhh!!!

272400  wolfpk: Can red and trash pandas crossbreed?

272410  psyops: People still use Norton?

272322  WannaBee: Username upload combo!

272393  thecraftywolf: @fanny i did the rad image was there too

272340  WannaBee: I can't tonight. I'm going online.

272343  WannaBee: Timely

272400  Not A Bot: it's the water

272397  Eleftheros: #america

272393  WTF: @thecraftywolf Just splice it with #89867 and it'll be accepted for sure.

272377  fanny: as long as you own it you're fine

272384  fanny: man i wish i knew the inspiration for this!

272391  fanny: pretty obvious username/upload combo!

272393  fanny: @thecraftywolf :( im sad too :( maybe tweak it a bit and try again? throw mascot on there or something?

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272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Off Topic Or the fact that it's not only not octagonal, but looks like a giant lollypop?
 Teechur: @Matricii Yes, and we will also ignore the expressions on the seats in the car.
 Matricii: @Teechur Are we going to ignore that they're pointing to the guy in the middle calling him a motorbike?
 Teechur: @Matricii The motorists are patiently waiting for the pedestrian to finish moonwalking across the street.
 Matricii: So they're all not paying attention on their phone, but you only shame the pedestrian? Doesn't seem fair.
 Side Boob: All three are self-absorbed
 Kevin II: Bikes pretty much self balance anyway. That's how they work.
 itskando: @Off Topic the cars drive themselves. The pedestrians on the other hand are not automated
 Off Topic: So no one wants to point out the sideways stop sign?
 Mr. Butt: Self-selfing self.
 Mr. Shine: *Self-posting comment*
 Peach: Self-writing webcomic
Image 232084   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
612
 
 UltraBeverly: Don't worry, one is adopted.
 lavender: Donald Pleasence and Tim Robbins, reincarnated as babies
 Teechur: "Did you wait until she opened your diaper before you tinkled?" "gaahgoooo" "Coooool"
 Matricii: Is no one going to point out that it looks like the baby only has 3 toes on it's right foot?
 Mr. Butt: R FAMILY RUL / REA / AY YO / BE P / MAKE ME / FO / COUNT / B
 bromide: 50% cute, 50% mishcief
 Mr. Shine: Oh, you!
 Peter Pantsless: Partners in crime
Image 232083   02-12-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
850
 
 Matricii: Art is perception, so it's not wrong.. 5/5 stars given
 fridaynight: Aggro mode
 Dr Awkward: NAILED IT!
 brutal: (chuckles)
 a robot: Flawless in every way
 Zukero: She's purple so she's better than the model.
Image 232082   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
804
 
 Teechur: Good idea to remove the cat's teeth before jamming worming pills down its gullet.
 Matricii: I actually feel sorry for the kitty... any violence it will inflict on it's owner at this point is justified.
 Sandor: Sour puss
 Brain: In a few minutes I'll be calling the big one Bitey.
Image 232081   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
608
 
 Prostata: CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!
 Matricii: @Peter Pantsless Furry is like an onion... it has layers and does nothing but make me cry.
 a robot: Cowpybara
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. I guess you can have a fursona even if you already have fur
Image 232080   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
360
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre Zipcon was at my Alma Mater, Akron U! I can't believe how much it's changed since '92.
 HenryVIII: @Teechur Rubber City rebel for a day, eh?
 Teechur: @Robespierre I was in Akron on Saturday for a costume convention. I was so Tyred on Sunday!
 Booty Kicker: Lousy contact patch tho..
 Jennysaurus: Greetings, sentient Earthbeings. I am Tyrus, from the planet Akron.
 Not A Bot: And the Papis.
 barfolomew: Oh I remember reading about this! It's a conceptual tire.
Image 232079   02-12-18   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
590
 
 tib gubb: it's monday suckaaaaaaz
 Matricii: "Be excellent to one another..."
 Uncle Phil: ET Drink Beer
 nclaw: Something something smells great something.
 Dresdenkeogh: Sup, dog.
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
Image 232078   02-12-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
465
 
 Teechur: This Golden Snitch has lost a wing.
 wolfpk: Nature to the creator of fidget spinner: Copy cats!!!
 Side Boob: Original fidget spinner
Image 232077   02-12-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
470
 
 Matricii: They see me rolling... they hatin'...
 Side Boob: Hello ladies *finger guns*
Image 232076   02-12-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
356
 
 Skaalar: This is for the best.
 frankie: This house chose to give out tricks.
 Matricii: "So what are you going as for halloween?" "A princess! What are you?" "A flaming pile of garbage"
 charlemagne: @barfolomew the spirit of jazz
 barfolomew: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why didn't you tell me my hair is on fire?" "I thought it was part of your look." "No it is not a part of my look!"
 UnknownSample: Everything is fine.
 Sandor: @funny in the wall It has to be; who else can afford to give out full-sized candy bars?
 funny in the wall: is that the lizard man who founded facebook?
 WTF: What a hot head.
 amputator: Now, THAT's using your head!
 doindabs: (heavy breathing)
Image 232075   02-12-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
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