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272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

272283  addend: Mmm, plague.

272286  craftjunk: Fried foods and pasteurized cheese are culture right?

272286  addend: Gender reveal: It's a Lay-Z Boy.

272295  Bob: That stresses me out more

272295  tib gubb: this is bad :( poor puppers

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272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
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 Matricii: You are doing me a frighten! Bork Bork!
 FabricMan: "I iz a bunny rabbit!"
Image 232069   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
534
 
 queezy farm: They should sell plush cat legs, just by themselves, that you could carry around with you and pet when you get stressed
Image 232068   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Image 232067 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by The Turks. Your image was bad, The Turks.
Score:
534
 
 UnknownSample: Zurfz up dooz
 eevee: @WTF From that view, and from the terrain, I'd say he's shredding it at McCarran - perhaps even right in front of the JANET terminal, from where the workers commute to Area 51 on 737s.
 WTF: Alien Shredding at the Luxor
 when so: already taken care of.
Image 232066   02-12-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
335
 
 Teechur: vvv Two hours later..... Why won't anybody hire me?
 Teechur: MOM! It's NOT a phase! This is me now. Get used to it!
 Matricii: Dad? Did you get a hair cut or something?
 Demon Universe: Excuse me, sir. All hail the Lord of Flies and all that stuff.
 daisy picker: boar from princess mononoke is not amused
 when so: boar of spores
Image 232065   02-12-18   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
455
 
 Matricii: @Eleftheros You make me think of Brick Tamelin in Anchorman 2 where he comes up and gives his own eulogy.
 mexican: @Eleftheros the Count of Monte Christo method.
 Eleftheros: At first it's a shock, the repeated calls, the search parties...but after some many weeks it dwindles and as the shock numbs, your disappearance is accepted- without the closure of your bodies, there was always some glint of hope in the back of their minds. And when they finally hold the funerals, you strike.
Image 232064   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
268
 
 Teechur: @barfolomew *traumatic
 Peter Pantsless: Trust no one
 Not A Bot: DexterHorn?
 berlin: You really have to be a sadistic bastard to throw a skateboard at someone who is jumping like that
 barfolomew: I strongly suspect that the picture taken two seconds later is way more dramatic.
 Dr Awkward: Skater, shitlords.
Image 232063   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
539
 
 Butcherboy: Ha! Not far from the truth @fanny
 Matricii: Honestly, that kid is creepy and I don't want him touching my food.
 fanny: and that's how he became @Butcherboy
 Not A Bot: or "Full of the homosexuals."
 HatStand: I don't want any damn vegetables
 WTF: (Squeek, squeek)
 Side Boob: Good way to lose a finger, Rod.
Image 232062   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
Score:
242
 
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless Yeah but they'd probably have +str or +dex or infravision or something.
 Peter Pantsless: @Uncle Phil That was kinda my point
 Uncle Phil: @Peter Pantsless Isn't that how some people justify their bigotry already? Whoever they don't like aren't really people, therefore all of their unequal treatment is justified.
 dangerkeith3000: Don't flip off Don Cheadle
 Peter Pantsless: @WTF Oh, jeeze. And we think race relations are bad now. Imagine if there's a bunch of different kinds of people that basically look like us, but with distinct features and measurably lower intelligence. It'd be rough
 WTF: I'd be interested in seeing what the world would be like if all these other species hadn't gone extinct.
 Demon Universe: Thats just not nice. One day your body might be on display.
 WTF: "You little punk! If I hadn't died 17,000 years ago I'd cave in your skull with a mastodon femur!"
 rockkstar: RELEASE...ME....
 barfolomew: Yeah, whatever buddy, bet you wouldn't do that if I had a body.
Image 232061   02-12-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
722
 
 Youll Cowards: nature wins again on the war of beauty
 Mr. Whiskers: Ooh...were witnessing a mama teaching her baby to follow his nose
 San DoDo: Now that's a Tucan, not a Tucan't
Image 232060   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
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