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272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

272734  DrinkMixMan: tubular image

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 queezy farm: They should sell plush cat legs, just by themselves, that you could carry around with you and pet when you get stressed
Image 232068   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Image 232067 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by The Turks. You have brought shame on us, The Turks.
Score:
534
 
 UnknownSample: Zurfz up dooz
 eevee: @WTF From that view, and from the terrain, I'd say he's shredding it at McCarran - perhaps even right in front of the JANET terminal, from where the workers commute to Area 51 on 737s.
 WTF: Alien Shredding at the Luxor
 when so: already taken care of.
Image 232066   02-12-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
335
 
 Teechur: vvv Two hours later..... Why won't anybody hire me?
 Teechur: MOM! It's NOT a phase! This is me now. Get used to it!
 Matricii: Dad? Did you get a hair cut or something?
 Demon Universe: Excuse me, sir. All hail the Lord of Flies and all that stuff.
 daisy picker: boar from princess mononoke is not amused
 when so: boar of spores
Image 232065   02-12-18   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
455
 
 Matricii: @Eleftheros You make me think of Brick Tamelin in Anchorman 2 where he comes up and gives his own eulogy.
 mexican: @Eleftheros the Count of Monte Christo method.
 Eleftheros: At first it's a shock, the repeated calls, the search parties...but after some many weeks it dwindles and as the shock numbs, your disappearance is accepted- without the closure of your bodies, there was always some glint of hope in the back of their minds. And when they finally hold the funerals, you strike.
Image 232064   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
268
 
 Teechur: @barfolomew *traumatic
 Peter Pantsless: Trust no one
 Not A Bot: DexterHorn?
 berlin: You really have to be a sadistic bastard to throw a skateboard at someone who is jumping like that
 barfolomew: I strongly suspect that the picture taken two seconds later is way more dramatic.
 Dr Awkward: Skater, shitlords.
Image 232063   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
539
 
 Butcherboy: Ha! Not far from the truth @fanny
 Matricii: Honestly, that kid is creepy and I don't want him touching my food.
 fanny: and that's how he became @Butcherboy
 Not A Bot: or "Full of the homosexuals."
 HatStand: I don't want any damn vegetables
 WTF: (Squeek, squeek)
 Side Boob: Good way to lose a finger, Rod.
Image 232062   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
Score:
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 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless Yeah but they'd probably have +str or +dex or infravision or something.
 Peter Pantsless: @Uncle Phil That was kinda my point
 Uncle Phil: @Peter Pantsless Isn't that how some people justify their bigotry already? Whoever they don't like aren't really people, therefore all of their unequal treatment is justified.
 dangerkeith3000: Don't flip off Don Cheadle
 Peter Pantsless: @WTF Oh, jeeze. And we think race relations are bad now. Imagine if there's a bunch of different kinds of people that basically look like us, but with distinct features and measurably lower intelligence. It'd be rough
 WTF: I'd be interested in seeing what the world would be like if all these other species hadn't gone extinct.
 Demon Universe: Thats just not nice. One day your body might be on display.
 WTF: "You little punk! If I hadn't died 17,000 years ago I'd cave in your skull with a mastodon femur!"
 rockkstar: RELEASE...ME....
 barfolomew: Yeah, whatever buddy, bet you wouldn't do that if I had a body.
Image 232061   02-12-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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 Youll Cowards: nature wins again on the war of beauty
 Mr. Whiskers: Ooh...were witnessing a mama teaching her baby to follow his nose
 San DoDo: Now that's a Tucan, not a Tucan't
Image 232060   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
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 Matricii: @Shay Work Work, Work Work Work, Work Work Work... Hello Boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you!
 Shorts Leng: @dangerkeith3000 Lorem ipsum (etc) is the printers' placeholder text
 dad: @Yurishiro (reading this eating avocado on toast-deelicious!)
 dangerkeith3000: Why is this in Latin?
 Shay: That's HEADLEY!
 Liar tuck: @when so it could be funny but no I desperately crave toasts in this moment. I blame @ignatz
 when so: @Yurishiro you want to have a stroke?
 steve: @ignatz I appreciate the clarification. I don't though, but now I want one.
 nathan: @Yurishiro Spanish Spanish Spanish (trans: do you smell toast?)
 On Spec: Am I having a stroke?
 MamboNumber6: Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish
Image 232059   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
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