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262405  WannaBee: Todd you little scamp!

262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

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 Voft Broble: They should sell plush cat legs, just by themselves, that you could carry around with you and pet when you get stressed
Image 232068   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Lalm Plemopert
Image 232067 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by The Turks. Your image was bad, The Turks.
Score:
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 Vongo Grunombies: Zurfz up dooz
 Holm Plemongo: @WTF From that view, and from the terrain, I'd say he's shredding it at McCarran - perhaps even right in front of the JANET terminal, from where the workers commute to Area 51 on 737s.
 Thempo Plopert: Alien Shredding at the Luxor
 Flolm Flongo: already taken care of.
Image 232066   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Pang Dampungus
Score:
335
 
 Crolm Albumple: vvv Two hours later..... Why won't anybody hire me?
 Dumpo Brumple: MOM! It's NOT a phase! This is me now. Get used to it!
 Gumpo Dampopert: Dad? Did you get a hair cut or something?
 Birbo Albumbies: Excuse me, sir. All hail the Lord of Flies and all that stuff.
 Florbo Cremoble: boar from princess mononoke is not amused
 Treng Albumple: boar of spores
Image 232065   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Fleng Flumombies
Score:
455
 
 Bimpo Albongus: @Eleftheros You make me think of Brick Tamelin in Anchorman 2 where he comes up and gives his own eulogy.
 Thimp Drumomple: @Eleftheros the Count of Monte Christo method.
 Hampo Pluble: At first it's a shock, the repeated calls, the search parties...but after some many weeks it dwindles and as the shock numbs, your disappearance is accepted- without the closure of your bodies, there was always some glint of hope in the back of their minds. And when they finally hold the funerals, you strike.
Image 232064   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Lurm Albupert
Score:
268
 
 Joft Gromple: @barfolomew *traumatic
 Vong Brungus: Trust no one
 Barm Plomple: DexterHorn?
 Crild Plongo: You really have to be a sadistic bastard to throw a skateboard at someone who is jumping like that
 Vuft Drumopert: I strongly suspect that the picture taken two seconds later is way more dramatic.
 Meft Albombies: Skater, shitlords.
Image 232063   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Crart Flumombies
Score:
539
 
 Trulm Albupert: Ha! Not far from the truth @fanny
 Tremp Dampungo: Honestly, that kid is creepy and I don't want him touching my food.
 Darbo Albongus: and that's how he became @Butcherboy
 Birt Albongus: or "Full of the homosexuals."
 Friwn Albungo: I don't want any damn vegetables
 Trorm Plemoble: (Squeek, squeek)
 Fring Alboble: Good way to lose a finger, Rod.
Image 232062   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Frerbo Horpomple
Score:
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 Mown Plungo: @Peter Pantsless Yeah but they'd probably have +str or +dex or infravision or something.
 Pople Flupert: @Uncle Phil That was kinda my point
 Trongo Albumple: @Peter Pantsless Isn't that how some people justify their bigotry already? Whoever they don't like aren't really people, therefore all of their unequal treatment is justified.
 Creng Horpoble: Don't flip off Don Cheadle
 Barm Rempoble: @WTF Oh, jeeze. And we think race relations are bad now. Imagine if there's a bunch of different kinds of people that basically look like us, but with distinct features and measurably lower intelligence. It'd be rough
 Marm Rempumbies: I'd be interested in seeing what the world would be like if all these other species hadn't gone extinct.
 Purt Flumumple: Thats just not nice. One day your body might be on display.
 Porm Grunomple: "You little punk! If I hadn't died 17,000 years ago I'd cave in your skull with a mastodon femur!"
 Mempo Drumupert: RELEASE...ME....
 Fliwn Grunungus: Yeah, whatever buddy, bet you wouldn't do that if I had a body.
Image 232061   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Ving Albomple
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 Thild Flumple: nature wins again on the war of beauty
 Gerb Flumuble: Ooh...were witnessing a mama teaching her baby to follow his nose
 Pald Plungus: Now that's a Tucan, not a Tucan't
Image 232060   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Frong Flopert
Score:
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 Ring Flumongus: @Shay Work Work, Work Work Work, Work Work Work... Hello Boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you!
 Crango Rempombies: @dangerkeith3000 Lorem ipsum (etc) is the printers' placeholder text
 Bolm Flumungo: @Yurishiro (reading this eating avocado on toast-deelicious!)
 Lawn Grunumbies: Why is this in Latin?
 Gempo Rempongo: That's HEADLEY!
 Buple Drumombies: @when so it could be funny but no I desperately crave toasts in this moment. I blame @ignatz
 Crarm Dampuble: @Yurishiro you want to have a stroke?
 Flimpo Flopert: @ignatz I appreciate the clarification. I don't though, but now I want one.
 Trimp Albungus: @Yurishiro Spanish Spanish Spanish (trans: do you smell toast?)
 Flurbo Plemuble: Am I having a stroke?
 Meng Cremongo: Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish
Image 232059   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Lumpo Plemungo
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