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253152  dangerkeith3000: He's also a time traveler.

253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

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253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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Score:
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 Butcherboy: Ha! Not far from the truth @fanny
 Matricii: Honestly, that kid is creepy and I don't want him touching my food.
 fanny: and that's how he became @Butcherboy
 Not A Bot: or "Full of the homosexuals."
 HatStand: I don't want any damn vegetables
 WTF: (Squeek, squeek)
 Side Boob: Good way to lose a finger, Rod.
Image 232062   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
Score:
242
 
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless Yeah but they'd probably have +str or +dex or infravision or something.
 Peter Pantsless: @Uncle Phil That was kinda my point
 Uncle Phil: @Peter Pantsless Isn't that how some people justify their bigotry already? Whoever they don't like aren't really people, therefore all of their unequal treatment is justified.
 dangerkeith3000: Don't flip off Don Cheadle
 Peter Pantsless: @WTF Oh, jeeze. And we think race relations are bad now. Imagine if there's a bunch of different kinds of people that basically look like us, but with distinct features and measurably lower intelligence. It'd be rough
 WTF: I'd be interested in seeing what the world would be like if all these other species hadn't gone extinct.
 Demon Universe: Thats just not nice. One day your body might be on display.
 WTF: "You little punk! If I hadn't died 17,000 years ago I'd cave in your skull with a mastodon femur!"
 rockkstar: RELEASE...ME....
 barfolomew: Yeah, whatever buddy, bet you wouldn't do that if I had a body.
Image 232061   02-12-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
722
 
 Youll Cowards: nature wins again on the war of beauty
 Mr. Whiskers: Ooh...were witnessing a mama teaching her baby to follow his nose
 San DoDo: Now that's a Tucan, not a Tucan't
Image 232060   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
321
 
 Matricii: @Shay Work Work, Work Work Work, Work Work Work... Hello Boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you!
 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 Lorem ipsum (etc) is the printers' placeholder text
 ignatz: @Yurishiro (reading this eating avocado on toast-deelicious!)
 dangerkeith3000: Why is this in Latin?
 Shay: That's HEADLEY!
 Liar tuck: @when so it could be funny but no I desperately crave toasts in this moment. I blame @ignatz
 when so: @Yurishiro you want to have a stroke?
 steve: @ignatz I appreciate the clarification. I don't though, but now I want one.
 ignatz: @Yurishiro Spanish Spanish Spanish (trans: do you smell toast?)
 On Spec: Am I having a stroke?
 ignatz: Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish
Image 232059   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
306
 
 Ulillillia: Bazinga
 Coolguy: Yep, physics is like that too
 Teechur: The homework circuit reminds me of a smirking robot.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Resistors are futile; you will be integrated.
 Mr. Pepper: Resistance is futile.
 necronomicon: Professor, mine wont stop flushing!
 SaltLick: I always hated school.
Image 232058   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
437
 
 toolbag: How to break everything in your house
 HatStand: Radical
 fumbduck: Backside mom-get-out-of-my-room
 Skaalar: Nice jeans.
Image 232057   02-12-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
335
 
 Mr Bleak: (That's probably one of the oddest sentences I've ever typed...)
 Mr Bleak: Is that a puppy in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me?
 dangerkeith3000: It'd be funnier if it were a weiner dog
 aristocat: Packed, as some might say.
 Demon Universe: @Skaalar But are there more efficient ways?
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro Yeah, there are other ways to warm up your hot dog.
 Borkf: Really?! Why??!
Image 232056   02-12-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
469
 
 Matricii: @Peter Pantsless Safety is everyone's responsibility
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless The main character is probably going to be stay-puffed pretty soon - and joining your sartorial elegance as well.
 Peter Pantsless: Get a load of orange Stay-Puft on the right there
 Wolfy21: Wow, that's some really bad shopping.
 dobbiesdoogs: #232056 what did he think would happen?
Image 232055   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
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 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro youtube.com/…
 Darmstadtium: Good for you!
 Shay: He lost that weight due to MS Paint black blotch disease.
 Science: Eddie cosplay is coming right along
 Mr. Whiskers: Congrats man. Im in the middle of my own "losing weight is hard af at my age" so I appreciate the accomplishment
 hajjpodge: Congratulations on the transformation, and also good taste in music.
 usernamee: This poor man was so thin...so fragile...but after 1 month eating at McDonald's every day look at that! All those protective layers! A man is reborn!!!
Image 232054   02-12-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
253
 
 Matricii: Pictured: Washington DC.
Image 232053   02-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
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