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268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

268819  Teechur: I have to shovel a spot for Bella the WonderDog. She's only a foot tall, so snow of any height is cold on her parts.

268832  Side Boob: Which one of those is in penguin?

268831  Side Boob: Hi Cooper!

268828  WannaBee: Looks like it's missing a pole.

268787  Side Boob: Nucular reactor?

268829  BavidDowie: Has pieces of real corn nuts in it

268830  ThoughtlessGentleman: your first mistake was going to church. the second was thinking you had anything worth stealing.

268837  sparename: Robopiles

268798  lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?

268807  Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P

268803  lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.

268807  lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.

268824  Side Boob: It's not a religion so much as a cult. That I'm in. *send help*

268830  fanny: praise the lord!

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
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 Ulillillia: Bazinga
 Coolguy: Yep, physics is like that too
 Teechur: The homework circuit reminds me of a smirking robot.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Resistors are futile; you will be integrated.
 Mr. Pepper: Resistance is futile.
 necronomicon: Professor, mine wont stop flushing!
 SaltLick: I always hated school.
Image 232058   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
437
 
 toolbag: How to break everything in your house
 HatStand: Radical
 fumbduck: Backside mom-get-out-of-my-room
 Skaalar: Nice jeans.
Image 232057   02-12-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
335
 
 Mr Bleak: (That's probably one of the oddest sentences I've ever typed...)
 Mr Bleak: Is that a puppy in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me?
 dangerkeith3000: It'd be funnier if it were a weiner dog
 aristocat: Packed, as some might say.
 Demon Universe: @Skaalar But are there more efficient ways?
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro Yeah, there are other ways to warm up your hot dog.
 Borkf: Really?! Why??!
Image 232056   02-12-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
469
 
 Matricii: @Peter Pantsless Safety is everyone's responsibility
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless The main character is probably going to be stay-puffed pretty soon - and joining your sartorial elegance as well.
 Peter Pantsless: Get a load of orange Stay-Puft on the right there
 Wolfy21: Wow, that's some really bad shopping.
 dobbiesdoogs: #232056 what did he think would happen?
Image 232055   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
579
 
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro youtube.com/…
 Darmstadtium: Good for you!
 Shay: He lost that weight due to MS Paint black blotch disease.
 Science: Eddie cosplay is coming right along
 Mr. Whiskers: Congrats man. Im in the middle of my own "losing weight is hard af at my age" so I appreciate the accomplishment
 hajjpodge: Congratulations on the transformation, and also good taste in music.
 usernamee: This poor man was so thin...so fragile...but after 1 month eating at McDonald's every day look at that! All those protective layers! A man is reborn!!!
Image 232054   02-12-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
253
 
 Matricii: Pictured: Washington DC.
Image 232053   02-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
628
 
 Dr Awkward: "Honey... is this basket lean or dirty?" [sniffs doggo]
Image 232052   02-12-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
201
 
 Morn Bumbies: Why was I created so flawed as to be better off having not been created in the first place?
 sparename: Oooooh fuck... reminded me, check out Claire being "interviewed" by Chris Morris as part of "Brass Eye", incredibly funny and bad taste spoof documentaries with unsuspecting "celebs".. y.o.u.t.u.b.e watch?v=QvffxxhoBIk
 Dr Awkward: "Colorful and witty illustrations" of people dying and people being black... what could go wrong?!
 charlemagne: 1 old man testicles. 2 they have outlived their usefulness. 3 ancestors didn't fancy neanderthals
Image 232051   02-12-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
20
 
 Mord Tingies: @Matricii - Literally putting them in a box.
 Matricii: Good to know that sexism and stereotypes are still alive and well in advertising.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Now we know why Dorothy likes the Tin man.
Image 232050   02-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
267
 
 nerdhulk: That looks good! Soon I will eat.
 sparename: Sesamoebun
 Matricii: When sesame seed critical mass was achieved, the burger collapsed in on itself and created a singularity, a gateway into the world of Ronald McDonald
 XLY: on a sesame seed bun ya big dummy
 mexican: Sesame saturation achieved.
 iatemyhomework: This is too much. Says who? Says a me
 dobbiesdoogs: #87390 sorry i think our buns were switched
Image 232049   02-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
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