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268829  charlemagne: break some off

268831  Annoying Vegan : Pets should be given middle names more often.

268836  KingTrebek: @WannaBee How did you even find that?

268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)
mark64 uploaded 268339 (686 points)
CompletelyJoking uploaded 268387 (682 points)


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 3. Murm Gungus: 2239 points
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 5. Shay: 1800 points
 6. Side Boob: 1782 points
 7. MrBoffo: 1773 points
 8. VeeKay: 1769 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1456 points
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14. Sydney: 1389 points
15. sad face: 1311 points
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Score:
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 Matricii: Pictured: Washington DC.
Image 232053   02-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
628
 
 Dr Awkward: "Honey... is this basket lean or dirty?" [sniffs doggo]
Image 232052   02-12-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
201
 
 Morn Bumbies: Why was I created so flawed as to be better off having not been created in the first place?
 sparename: Oooooh fuck... reminded me, check out Claire being "interviewed" by Chris Morris as part of "Brass Eye", incredibly funny and bad taste spoof documentaries with unsuspecting "celebs".. y.o.u.t.u.b.e watch?v=QvffxxhoBIk
 Dr Awkward: "Colorful and witty illustrations" of people dying and people being black... what could go wrong?!
 charlemagne: 1 old man testicles. 2 they have outlived their usefulness. 3 ancestors didn't fancy neanderthals
Image 232051   02-12-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
20
 
 Mord Tingies: @Matricii - Literally putting them in a box.
 Matricii: Good to know that sexism and stereotypes are still alive and well in advertising.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Now we know why Dorothy likes the Tin man.
Image 232050   02-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
267
 
 nerdhulk: That looks good! Soon I will eat.
 sparename: Sesamoebun
 Matricii: When sesame seed critical mass was achieved, the burger collapsed in on itself and created a singularity, a gateway into the world of Ronald McDonald
 XLY: on a sesame seed bun ya big dummy
 mexican: Sesame saturation achieved.
 iatemyhomework: This is too much. Says who? Says a me
 dobbiesdoogs: #87390 sorry i think our buns were switched
Image 232049   02-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
465
 
 Matricii: My lifelong social state, summed up in one picture.
 catsanddogs: This is good news indeed!
 Janston: Unwilling*
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Ah hes got the minecraft depression
 obama: ok
 Jack Daniels: *brofist* "OH NO! IVE MADE A CONNECTION!"
 Grandmaster Fat: Same
Image 232048   02-12-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
542
 
 georgerino: Right ingredients, wrong proportions. Unable to connect to world.
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 VeeKay: I love pineapple, so pretty damn good.
 Matricii: I'll take a pizza with extra phone on it...
 seahawks: Unequivocal proof that humanity is the superior species on this planet.
Image 232047   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
335
 
 Colty Brumb: @Teechur So it would be more accurate to say that violence is the first refuge of the violent
 Teechur: @Felicity Unfortunately, for many of my stoodints, it is their first reaction to any negative stimulus. I feel bad for them because that's what they learn at home.
 MC Delta T: @ping He had it wrong. Violence is the last refuge of everyone, competent or incompetent. Maybe for some incompetent people, the really mean ones, it would be the first refuge they would try
 VeeKay: DunningKruger effect in operation right there.
 Teechur: Punch him in the head. When he turns around, tell him you solved his problem.
 itskando: Ah yes, the solution to and cause of all of life's problems
 well duh: In light of the dream I just woke up from (a rather peaceful and undisturbing tale about the destruction of the earth), and the current plight of some in-law relatives, I'll keep the snark to myself and just vote "bad".
 Wolfy21: That message makes your hat sad
 ping: "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" -- The fictitious but erudite Salvor Hardin. I don't hold entirely to that. There are some situations in which I believe violence is appropriate but they are few and far between.
Image 232046   02-12-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
417
 
 Matricii: This is a weird dating sim...
 Dr Awkward: Couldn't you just, like, press pause?
 well duh: NEEEEERRRRD!!!
Image 232045   02-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
321
 
 mark64: @twisty The only place I've ever heard of Kool-Aid soaked pickles is in Mississippi, and to me the whole concept of a Kool-Aid soaked pickle is repulsive. Go ahead, tell me they're delicious and I really should try one.
 twisty: @Robespierre what is that supposed to mean!
 Teechur: What's the dill here, anyway? Are you guys gherkin me around, or what?
 Peter Pantsless: Why not just use food coloring?
 dangerkeith3000: For when you want a horse of a different color
 White Male: It's a Mississippi thing. Ugh.
 thecraftywolf: but why though who found out you could do this
 WTF: He gave me the ol' purple pickle.
Image 232044   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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