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268215  Alaskan: Explain?

268185  Eleftheros: Also apparently one employee doubled his delivery quota, let's not reward exceeding the status quo shall we

268180  Felicity: I miss smooth computer graphics

268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

268201  WTF: It gross me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

268202  Shay: That kid went on to play "Tied-Up Floating Dead Body #1" in Goodfellas.

268200  Felicity: I never thought of it like that before

268194  Shay: Telsa's lesser known dark side.

268177  Felicity: "Monsturd"

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268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.



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Score:
628
 
 Dr Awkward: "Honey... is this basket lean or dirty?" [sniffs doggo]
Image 232052   02-12-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
201
 
 Morn Bumbies: Why was I created so flawed as to be better off having not been created in the first place?
 sparename: Oooooh fuck... reminded me, check out Claire being "interviewed" by Chris Morris as part of "Brass Eye", incredibly funny and bad taste spoof documentaries with unsuspecting "celebs".. y.o.u.t.u.b.e watch?v=QvffxxhoBIk
 Dr Awkward: "Colorful and witty illustrations" of people dying and people being black... what could go wrong?!
 charlemagne: 1 old man testicles. 2 they have outlived their usefulness. 3 ancestors didn't fancy neanderthals
Image 232051   02-12-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
20
 
 Mord Tingies: @Matricii - Literally putting them in a box.
 Matricii: Good to know that sexism and stereotypes are still alive and well in advertising.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Now we know why Dorothy likes the Tin man.
Image 232050   02-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
267
 
 nerdhulk: That looks good! Soon I will eat.
 sparename: Sesamoebun
 Matricii: When sesame seed critical mass was achieved, the burger collapsed in on itself and created a singularity, a gateway into the world of Ronald McDonald
 XLY: on a sesame seed bun ya big dummy
 mexican: Sesame saturation achieved.
 iatemyhomework: This is too much. Says who? Says a me
 dobbiesdoogs: #87390 sorry i think our buns were switched
Image 232049   02-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
465
 
 Matricii: My lifelong social state, summed up in one picture.
 catsanddogs: This is good news indeed!
 Janston: Unwilling*
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Ah hes got the minecraft depression
 obama: ok
 Jack Daniels: *brofist* "OH NO! IVE MADE A CONNECTION!"
 Grandmaster Fat: Same
Image 232048   02-12-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
542
 
 georgerino: Right ingredients, wrong proportions. Unable to connect to world.
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 VeeKay: I love pineapple, so pretty damn good.
 Matricii: I'll take a pizza with extra phone on it...
 seahawks: Unequivocal proof that humanity is the superior species on this planet.
Image 232047   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
335
 
 Colty Brumb: @Teechur So it would be more accurate to say that violence is the first refuge of the violent
 Teechur: @Felicity Unfortunately, for many of my stoodints, it is their first reaction to any negative stimulus. I feel bad for them because that's what they learn at home.
 MC Delta T: @ping He had it wrong. Violence is the last refuge of everyone, competent or incompetent. Maybe for some incompetent people, the really mean ones, it would be the first refuge they would try
 VeeKay: DunningKruger effect in operation right there.
 Teechur: Punch him in the head. When he turns around, tell him you solved his problem.
 itskando: Ah yes, the solution to and cause of all of life's problems
 well duh: In light of the dream I just woke up from (a rather peaceful and undisturbing tale about the destruction of the earth), and the current plight of some in-law relatives, I'll keep the snark to myself and just vote "bad".
 Wolfy21: That message makes your hat sad
 ping: "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" -- The fictitious but erudite Salvor Hardin. I don't hold entirely to that. There are some situations in which I believe violence is appropriate but they are few and far between.
Image 232046   02-12-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
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 Matricii: This is a weird dating sim...
 Dr Awkward: Couldn't you just, like, press pause?
 well duh: NEEEEERRRRD!!!
Image 232045   02-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
321
 
 mark64: @twisty The only place I've ever heard of Kool-Aid soaked pickles is in Mississippi, and to me the whole concept of a Kool-Aid soaked pickle is repulsive. Go ahead, tell me they're delicious and I really should try one.
 twisty: @Robespierre what is that supposed to mean!
 Teechur: What's the dill here, anyway? Are you guys gherkin me around, or what?
 Peter Pantsless: Why not just use food coloring?
 dangerkeith3000: For when you want a horse of a different color
 White Male: It's a Mississippi thing. Ugh.
 thecraftywolf: but why though who found out you could do this
 WTF: He gave me the ol' purple pickle.
Image 232044   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
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 redmonkey3: Welcome to the machine little person...
 sir toke a lot: @Matricii When I was in first grade, we were all sitting in a circle on the floor, and a girl started to pee. As the pool of urine began to spread under the desks, the children who bullied me started rooting for it to go under my desk. Fortunately the teacher arrived with the mop just before it got to my desk
 Matricii: There is way too much fecalphilia in elementary school these days...
 Zarathustra: Nah. I mean literally, I shit ma pants.
 seahawks: who didn't
Image 232043   02-12-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
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