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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot



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Score:
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 nerdhulk: That looks good! Soon I will eat.
 sparename: Sesamoebun
 Matricii: When sesame seed critical mass was achieved, the burger collapsed in on itself and created a singularity, a gateway into the world of Ronald McDonald
 XLY: on a sesame seed bun ya big dummy
 mexican: Sesame saturation achieved.
 iatemyhomework: This is too much. Says who? Says a me
 dobbiesdoogs: #87390 sorry i think our buns were switched
Image 232049   02-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
465
 
 Matricii: My lifelong social state, summed up in one picture.
 catsanddogs: This is good news indeed!
 Janston: Unwilling*
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Ah hes got the minecraft depression
 obama: ok
 Jack Daniels: *brofist* "OH NO! IVE MADE A CONNECTION!"
 Grandmaster Fat: Same
Image 232048   02-12-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
542
 
 georgerino: Right ingredients, wrong proportions. Unable to connect to world.
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 VeeKay: I love pineapple, so pretty damn good.
 Matricii: I'll take a pizza with extra phone on it...
 seahawks: Unequivocal proof that humanity is the superior species on this planet.
Image 232047   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
335
 
 Colty Brumb: @Teechur So it would be more accurate to say that violence is the first refuge of the violent
 Teechur: @Felicity Unfortunately, for many of my stoodints, it is their first reaction to any negative stimulus. I feel bad for them because that's what they learn at home.
 MC Delta T: @ping He had it wrong. Violence is the last refuge of everyone, competent or incompetent. Maybe for some incompetent people, the really mean ones, it would be the first refuge they would try
 VeeKay: DunningKruger effect in operation right there.
 Teechur: Punch him in the head. When he turns around, tell him you solved his problem.
 itskando: Ah yes, the solution to and cause of all of life's problems
 well duh: In light of the dream I just woke up from (a rather peaceful and undisturbing tale about the destruction of the earth), and the current plight of some in-law relatives, I'll keep the snark to myself and just vote "bad".
 Wolfy21: That message makes your hat sad
 ping: "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" -- The fictitious but erudite Salvor Hardin. I don't hold entirely to that. There are some situations in which I believe violence is appropriate but they are few and far between.
Image 232046   02-12-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
417
 
 Matricii: This is a weird dating sim...
 Dr Awkward: Couldn't you just, like, press pause?
 well duh: NEEEEERRRRD!!!
Image 232045   02-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
321
 
 mark64: @twisty The only place I've ever heard of Kool-Aid soaked pickles is in Mississippi, and to me the whole concept of a Kool-Aid soaked pickle is repulsive. Go ahead, tell me they're delicious and I really should try one.
 twisty: @Robespierre what is that supposed to mean!
 Teechur: What's the dill here, anyway? Are you guys gherkin me around, or what?
 Peter Pantsless: Why not just use food coloring?
 dangerkeith3000: For when you want a horse of a different color
 White Male: It's a Mississippi thing. Ugh.
 thecraftywolf: but why though who found out you could do this
 WTF: He gave me the ol' purple pickle.
Image 232044   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
553
 
 redmonkey3: Welcome to the machine little person...
 sir toke a lot: @Matricii When I was in first grade, we were all sitting in a circle on the floor, and a girl started to pee. As the pool of urine began to spread under the desks, the children who bullied me started rooting for it to go under my desk. Fortunately the teacher arrived with the mop just before it got to my desk
 Matricii: There is way too much fecalphilia in elementary school these days...
 Zarathustra: Nah. I mean literally, I shit ma pants.
 seahawks: who didn't
Image 232043   02-12-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
155
 
 Matricii: King Louie, how far have you fallen...
 Winterneuro: Puff puff pass
 a spider plan: Ken Allen, an orangutan became famous for escaping from his enclosure at the San Diego Zoo 3 times in the 1980s. He would peacefully stroll around the zoo looking at other animals and never acted aggressively. Other animals even followed his lead and began escaping, too.
Image 232042   02-12-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
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 Spazstatic: Saw this in a Scott Manley video and wanted to share.
 Teechur: And use random capital letters. Let's not forget those.
 Demon Universe: The Internet is being a little too sociopolitical this week. Is this really what the Olympics want from us?
Image 232041   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Spazstatic
Score:
409
 
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Image 232040   02-12-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
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