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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. Air Biscuit
5. Not A Bot
6. a robot
7. sparename
8. Mr Bleak
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob



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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!



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hoobleton uploaded 262616 (873 points)
nathan uploaded 262347 (863 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (794 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (780 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (762 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262644 (755 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (744 points)
aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (707 points)
aristocat uploaded 262525 (692 points)


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 5. shadebane: 1957 points
 6. drhenry: 1761 points
 7. WannaBee: 1757 points
 8. Shay: 1667 points
 9. sumo: 1647 points
10. The Turks: 1585 points
11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
13. ineedhepl: 1432 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. 9inchfails: 1369 points
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Score:
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 Matricii: Memes are just getting lazy these days
Image 232018   02-11-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
189
 
 Nymphomania: @Matricii Just think, some unknown ad copywriter came up with that thirty years ago, and we still quote it today!
 Matricii: Do you ever have that... Not so fresh feeling?
 well duh: Feminine hygiene product commercial screenshot identified.
 Teechur: When you break up with him but you realize that means he doesn't have to put up with your shit anymore.
 a robot: Human identified.
Image 232017   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
689
 
 Matricii: @Volwen That boy just ain't right...
 Volwen: Something is just right with that boy
 BavidDowie: Dhangit, Dharma
 Flarmie: "That's my purse! Thankfully I have grown past the need for material wealth."
 cenecia: Those chakras ain't right I tell ya what.
Image 232016   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
300
 
 itskando: @White Rice Oops. Yeah you're right
 White Rice: @itskando stirrups are the things your feet go into on the saddle, thats a spur.
 Derp Herpigan: @itskando probably the reason why he's grabbing the pistol with only the index finger.
 itskando: @a robot I like that the gun has stirrups for some reason
 well duh: "RootyTootyPoint'n'Shooty665" must have already been taken.
 Ihminen: @Zarathustra eh it's better than a name that starts and ends with these: xX Xx
 Zarathustra: First rule of internet; avoid any interaction with accounts with usernames containing 666
 a robot: "RootyTootyPoint'n'Shooty666" is a pretty funny name. That's about all this image has going for it
Image 232015   02-11-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
592
 
 Mr Bleak: Mine has a Medical Catnip Identification Card, so he can open the cage himself.
 snekeyes: That wont stop the cat
 Matricii: Man, the war on drugs is getting serious...
Image 232014   02-11-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
71
 
 Matricii: Sorry, no matter who it is, I don't stand behind grave desecration.
 Eleftheros: So long as it's followed with taking a shit on it
 dangerkeith3000: It's what Pablo would have wanted.
 Knice: In spite of the uploader-name synergy, Bad.
 jochenau: No bueno.
 Ulillillia: N-nooo....no.
Image 232013   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
163
 
 Chile Quornwrap: Huh?!
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
Image 232012   02-11-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
461
 
 XLY: wtf? where did the snapchat caption come from?
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro Yeah, a family member still owns the house. The spot is still there, and I hate it. It took forever to clean and still looks like garbage.
 Science: Out of an IED?
 nightmarez: @Demon Universe something like that happened to me on the couch...I wanted to jump out the window
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro Been there. As a grown a$$ man, I dropped a whole gallon of grape juice on beige carpet in my first house. Thats what I get for drinking from the container.
 Soaps Pierre: you're in luck that floor is easy to clean, imagine that happening on a fitted carpet.
 dangerkeith3000: Oh dear god
 WTF: ...out of human blood!
 Zarathustra: Big brother didnt do a good job watching little brother.
Image 232011   02-11-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
276
 
 Big Baby: Rad for nice dress
 mexican: City Name Sports Team
 SomeCanadian: Go sports! Make a lot of sports points!
 dangerkeith3000: As a lifetime Cowboys' fan, I do indeed have to agree the Cowboys suck (except for in the late 60s and mid-90 when they were unstoppable).
 dangerkeith3000: As a lifetime Cowboys' fan, I do indeed have to agree the Cowboys suck (except for in the late 60s and mid-90 when they were unstoppable).
 Mexico: Suck it, other city's football team!
Image 232010   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
387
 
 bubbles: Say no to goat shaming.
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward You just liberated me from needing a dunce hat myself.
 Dr Awkward: This is one way to keep a goat from getting its head stuck in a fence, or from using the horns to puncture another goat. Hence the dunce hat.
 BavidDowie: Doan't do that
Image 232009   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Natch
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