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249319  Greifer: did she have shrex?!

249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

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1. Felicity
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3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
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9. Dr Awkward
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (939 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
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Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (834 points)
aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (828 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5722 points
 3. barfolomew: 5548 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
1189
 
 VeeKay: Rad AF!
 Matricii: THE FLOOR IS LAVAAAAA!!
 FabricMan: Spidercat! Spidercat! Knocks down all of the houseplants flat!
 Eleftheros: Cat is functioning within spec. Carry on.
 Dr Awkward: She's a witch!!
 BavidDowie: Nice monkey!
 Peter Pantsless: Hang in there, baby!
Image 232008   02-11-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
187
 
 Jabberwikket: That'll buff right out
 Teechur: Bet it got a little breezy after that.
Image 232007   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
316
 
 glenalec: It wasn't until some minutes after my first comment, I realised these were basically the RAD/BAD buttons in post-it form. Good spot @Jolly Well
 Dreforian: @glenalec Left: Passive...affirmative-lazy?
 Nope: Christ how many of these do you need?
 glenalec: Right: Passive-aggressive-lazy.
Image 232006   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
347
 
 Felicity: Georgia
 VeeKay: End female genital mutilation
 Matricii: Putt-Putt courses are sure running out of ideas for obstacles...
 FabricMan: @Derp Herpigan It's a myth
 Derp Herpigan: I think the most important thing to ask here is, "Where is the hole?"
 Yurishiro: @BavidDowie most men never REACH this part
 BavidDowie: Most men never finish this part of the course
 Peter Pantsless: You gotta use the stiff shaft with the head on the end to put the little white things in there, and then you get a prize
 kazzy94: @Nope coffee bean?
 Sandor: The only hole on the course where the more strokes, the better
 Ulillillia: So that's why the president loves the golf course
 Nope: That last hole is a real c-word
Image 232005   02-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
826
 
 Felicity: And no hyphens as em-dashes
 Mr. Butt: SoulHorn.
 Ulillillia: more like bad-specialist
 glenalec: He wouldn't even take mine. :-(
Image 232004   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
233
 
 Teechur: @Mad Collager I think this was done by a DIYer who should have been a hire-somebody-elser.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Yeah, I think this designer really hates plumbers and DIYers.
 Yurishiro: basement apartments are getting fancy
 ignatz: Flush-fitting?
 E. HONDA: man, this bathroom is full of poor choices
 Zarathustra: All and all you're just another flush in the wall
 Teechur: I hope you don't ever have to replace the flush valve or fill valve.
 Chest Rockwell: We get it, no upper decking.
Image 232003   02-11-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
983
 
 Yurishiro: None more cozy
 Urn BooUrn: The daughter pupper is nearly ready to bud off from the mother cell.
 Jabberwikket: Ah, the luxury model, with heated pup holder
Image 232002   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
278
 
Image 232001   02-11-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
508
 
 itskando: Halloweentown
 Side Boob: Don't blink
 BavidDowie: Friends, Romans, countrymen
 Dreforian: Unless that's a shooting range, it's a solid "nope" on my list.
 Annoying Vegan : This movie theater is super eco-friendly, but the audience is bored stiff.
Image 232000   02-11-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
118
 
 VeeKay: @Teechur Same
 WTF: and people still find a way to steal it.
 Teechur: Rad for Aldi
Image 231999   02-11-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
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