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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
1189
 
 VeeKay: Rad AF!
 Matricii: THE FLOOR IS LAVAAAAA!!
 FabricMan: Spidercat! Spidercat! Knocks down all of the houseplants flat!
 Eleftheros: Cat is functioning within spec. Carry on.
 Dr Awkward: She's a witch!!
 BavidDowie: Nice monkey!
 Peter Pantsless: Hang in there, baby!
Image 232008   02-11-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
187
 
 Jabberwikket: That'll buff right out
 Teechur: Bet it got a little breezy after that.
Image 232007   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
316
 
 beefbeef: It wasn't until some minutes after my first comment, I realised these were basically the RAD/BAD buttons in post-it form. Good spot @Jolly Well
 Dreforian: @glenalec Left: Passive...affirmative-lazy?
 Nope: Christ how many of these do you need?
 entropy: Right: Passive-aggressive-lazy.
Image 232006   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
347
 
 bigbison: Georgia
 VeeKay: End female genital mutilation
 Matricii: Putt-Putt courses are sure running out of ideas for obstacles...
 FabricMan: @Derp Herpigan It's a myth
 Derp Herpigan: I think the most important thing to ask here is, "Where is the hole?"
 confession: @BavidDowie most men never REACH this part
 BavidDowie: Most men never finish this part of the course
 Peter Pantsless: You gotta use the stiff shaft with the head on the end to put the little white things in there, and then you get a prize
 kazzy94: @Nope coffee bean?
 Sandor: The only hole on the course where the more strokes, the better
 Ulillillia: So that's why the president loves the golf course
 Nope: That last hole is a real c-word
Image 232005   02-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
826
 
 SS Keith: And no hyphens as em-dashes
 Mr. Butt: SoulHorn.
 Ulillillia: more like bad-specialist
 Call Of Pooty: He wouldn't even take mine. :-(
Image 232004   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
233
 
 Teechur: @Mad Collager I think this was done by a DIYer who should have been a hire-somebody-elser.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Yeah, I think this designer really hates plumbers and DIYers.
 miller: basement apartments are getting fancy
 skatermario: Flush-fitting?
 E. HONDA: man, this bathroom is full of poor choices
 Zarathustra: All and all you're just another flush in the wall
 Teechur: I hope you don't ever have to replace the flush valve or fill valve.
 Chest Rockwell: We get it, no upper decking.
Image 232003   02-11-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
983
 
 pusha p: None more cozy
 Urn BooUrn: The daughter pupper is nearly ready to bud off from the mother cell.
 Jabberwikket: Ah, the luxury model, with heated pup holder
Image 232002   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
278
 
Image 232001   02-11-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
508
 
 itskando: Halloweentown
 Side Boob: Don't blink
 BavidDowie: Friends, Romans, countrymen
 Dreforian: Unless that's a shooting range, it's a solid "nope" on my list.
 Annoying Vegan : This movie theater is super eco-friendly, but the audience is bored stiff.
Image 232000   02-11-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
118
 
 VeeKay: @Teechur Same
 WTF: and people still find a way to steal it.
 Teechur: Rad for Aldi
Image 231999   02-11-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
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