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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner



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Score:
634
 
 a spider plan: Damn @Ulillillia
 HatStand: Kylo Ren was great in the new Star Wars
 fink: Fatword?
 ping: Synthol. Not even once.
 Flarmie: When you finish fighting all of your stuffed animals, you have to fight the Final Boss.
 Teechur: Someone PRRRRRTed in their bear suit.
 Ronick: What it feels like when you only poop in the woods but is trapped in door
 Ulillillia: @GoGo Robotto Fat Five Freddie told me everybody's wide
 Not A Bot: Kind of trashy.
 macrocosm: Five nights at Fat Freddy's
 WTF: Do you even stuff bro?
 Darmstadtium: Someone should talk with Bear about steroids...
 Side Boob: Jabba no wonga!
 Peter Pantsless: Bearmax
Image 231978   02-11-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
526
 
 Bohab: Hey that's where I work
 a robot: Before: looks good. After: looks good. A bit surprising as these things usually go
 mexican: I wish my local pizza joint would do this.
Image 231977   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
368
 
 tokyopig: dot dot dot stay thirsty my friends OHHHHHHHHHHH
 a robot: This new barnyard animal reboot of "The Red Green Show" looks uninspired
 Jack Daniels: Keep your stick on the ice
 Morn Bumbies: Nature's compensating for something!
Image 231976   02-11-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
186
 
 E. HONDA: Not sure about the others but "lame rationalization" is spot on
 Teechur: Welcome to my 5th period klass.
 Nope: 3rding weird boobs comments.
 tokyopig: @bug deys dem bee stings teets deys is.
 bug: Weird boobs.
 Ulillillia: This Far Side is weird
 Peter Pantsless: Same
Image 231975   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
149
 
 jochenau: Palin's a goof, to be sure, but I'd swap her for Trump in a heartbeat. Also, JESUS IS LORD USED TIRES
 carpwoman: Timely.
 Prostata: losers
 bug: Thankfully, their campaign was muffled.
 veryblue: Who is Free Brake, and what should I be having him inspected for?
Image 231974   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
462
 
 prius: Wow - it's been a while...
 tib gubb: creative tool. the good old days.
 tokyopig: Auto rad for OG Sega.
Image 231973   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
346
 
 Teechur: @jochenau Any age range, really.
 addend: Great basketball analogy. You can't score with empty balls.
 jochenau: "Put out or I'll abandon you" is a wonderful model for adult relationships.
 trucker: @Side Boob - I scored a vacuum pump that can be reversed to a compressor. Brand new, engineering dept didn't think the start capacitor wiring was safe so hoiked it in e-waste. I retrieved it and put a different model of capacitor with properly covered terminals on it.
 Fantasy: Instructions unclear, my girlfriend just stabbed my scrotum with a syringe.
 Side Boob: @tokyopig I have an air compressor and I'm a perfect gentleman! :P
 RiderFan: Sage advice.
 tokyopig: The converse is also true: a man with his own air compressor is wont to pump and dump.
 Zarathustra: My balls hurt evrytime I see those balls.
Image 231972   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
207
 
 Mr Bleak: Hang on, I recognise that chin - isn't that your boss, Bruce Wayne?
 well duh: John Batman
 Not A Bot: This cat is LOADED
 carpwoman: That chin dimple couldn't possibly look more fake.
 glowstick: Die Fledermaus was having a bad ear day.
 mexican: Nailed it.
 tokyopig: Fratman.
 illBilliam: Oh sweet it's The Tick!
 propro: Bertmern!
Image 231971   02-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
351
 
 addend: Calm down - I didn't take your leg.
 guest: who's a handsome boy
 Shay: !!RRRRRRRRRRRG
 Zarathustra: Why this dogs face reminds me of Jessica biel
Image 231970   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
258
 
 Peter Pantsless: Original recipe now, but becomes extra crispy upon reentry
 ping: Why did the chicken cross the gravity well?
 t48: Ashley is certainly adorable.
 l0dan: Yes, it is a coincidence, since the moon is slowly receding from the Earth. Another interesting related coincidence is that the angular diameter of the Sun and Moon seen from Earth are very similar at just this point in the solar system's long history and future - perfect for total eclipses, which in a few hundred-million years won't be a thing anymore!
Image 231969   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
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