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268541  Teechur: His leg makes me feel squeemy.

268550  Springbok: Who calls joints "doobies" anymore...?

268536  a robot: That's nice, dear.

268541  wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"

268539  Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268543  Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?

268478  Air Biscuit: @Felicity i remember big shot.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest

268486  Air Biscuit: "DONT OPEN IT! YOULL KILL EVERYBODY AGAIN!"

268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

268492  Air Biscuit: Long as its not a zombeaver.

268525  MrBoffo: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?

268503  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. Sydney: 1471 points
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Score:
634
 
 a spider plan: Damn @Ulillillia
 HatStand: Kylo Ren was great in the new Star Wars
 fink: Fatword?
 ping: Synthol. Not even once.
 Flarmie: When you finish fighting all of your stuffed animals, you have to fight the Final Boss.
 Teechur: Someone PRRRRRTed in their bear suit.
 Ronick: What it feels like when you only poop in the woods but is trapped in door
 Ulillillia: @GoGo Robotto Fat Five Freddie told me everybody's wide
 Not A Bot: Kind of trashy.
 macrocosm: Five nights at Fat Freddy's
 WTF: Do you even stuff bro?
 Darmstadtium: Someone should talk with Bear about steroids...
 Side Boob: Jabba no wonga!
 Peter Pantsless: Bearmax
Image 231978   02-11-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
526
 
 Bohab: Hey that's where I work
 a robot: Before: looks good. After: looks good. A bit surprising as these things usually go
 mexican: I wish my local pizza joint would do this.
Image 231977   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
368
 
 tokyopig: dot dot dot stay thirsty my friends OHHHHHHHHHHH
 a robot: This new barnyard animal reboot of "The Red Green Show" looks uninspired
 Jack Daniels: Keep your stick on the ice
 Morn Bumbies: Nature's compensating for something!
Image 231976   02-11-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
186
 
 E. HONDA: Not sure about the others but "lame rationalization" is spot on
 Teechur: Welcome to my 5th period klass.
 Nope: 3rding weird boobs comments.
 tokyopig: @bug deys dem bee stings teets deys is.
 bug: Weird boobs.
 Ulillillia: This Far Side is weird
 Peter Pantsless: Same
Image 231975   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
149
 
 jochenau: Palin's a goof, to be sure, but I'd swap her for Trump in a heartbeat. Also, JESUS IS LORD USED TIRES
 carpwoman: Timely.
 Prostata: losers
 bug: Thankfully, their campaign was muffled.
 veryblue: Who is Free Brake, and what should I be having him inspected for?
Image 231974   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
462
 
 prius: Wow - it's been a while...
 tib gubb: creative tool. the good old days.
 tokyopig: Auto rad for OG Sega.
Image 231973   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
346
 
 Teechur: @jochenau Any age range, really.
 addend: Great basketball analogy. You can't score with empty balls.
 jochenau: "Put out or I'll abandon you" is a wonderful model for adult relationships.
 trucker: @Side Boob - I scored a vacuum pump that can be reversed to a compressor. Brand new, engineering dept didn't think the start capacitor wiring was safe so hoiked it in e-waste. I retrieved it and put a different model of capacitor with properly covered terminals on it.
 Fantasy: Instructions unclear, my girlfriend just stabbed my scrotum with a syringe.
 Side Boob: @tokyopig I have an air compressor and I'm a perfect gentleman! :P
 RiderFan: Sage advice.
 tokyopig: The converse is also true: a man with his own air compressor is wont to pump and dump.
 Zarathustra: My balls hurt evrytime I see those balls.
Image 231972   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
207
 
 Mr Bleak: Hang on, I recognise that chin - isn't that your boss, Bruce Wayne?
 well duh: John Batman
 Not A Bot: This cat is LOADED
 carpwoman: That chin dimple couldn't possibly look more fake.
 glowstick: Die Fledermaus was having a bad ear day.
 mexican: Nailed it.
 tokyopig: Fratman.
 illBilliam: Oh sweet it's The Tick!
 propro: Bertmern!
Image 231971   02-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
351
 
 addend: Calm down - I didn't take your leg.
 guest: who's a handsome boy
 Shay: !!RRRRRRRRRRRG
 Zarathustra: Why this dogs face reminds me of Jessica biel
Image 231970   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
258
 
 Peter Pantsless: Original recipe now, but becomes extra crispy upon reentry
 ping: Why did the chicken cross the gravity well?
 t48: Ashley is certainly adorable.
 l0dan: Yes, it is a coincidence, since the moon is slowly receding from the Earth. Another interesting related coincidence is that the angular diameter of the Sun and Moon seen from Earth are very similar at just this point in the solar system's long history and future - perfect for total eclipses, which in a few hundred-million years won't be a thing anymore!
Image 231969   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
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