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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 addend: Calm down - I didn't take your leg.
 guest: who's a handsome boy
 Shay: !!RRRRRRRRRRRG
 Zarathustra: Why this dogs face reminds me of Jessica biel
Image 231970   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
258
 
 Peter Pantsless: Original recipe now, but becomes extra crispy upon reentry
 ping: Why did the chicken cross the gravity well?
 t48: Ashley is certainly adorable.
 l0dan: Yes, it is a coincidence, since the moon is slowly receding from the Earth. Another interesting related coincidence is that the angular diameter of the Sun and Moon seen from Earth are very similar at just this point in the solar system's long history and future - perfect for total eclipses, which in a few hundred-million years won't be a thing anymore!
Image 231969   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
598
 
 VeeKay: Grawwww! (In shark)
 Teechur: Hey, Bruce!
 tokyopig: I'm not going in there, it smells like shark poop.
 Peter Pantsless: You're gonna need a bigger combine
 Bro Bro: This haystack eats cows.
Image 231968   02-11-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
663
 
 VeeKay: oh heck
Image 231967   02-11-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
550
 
 Ulillillia: @youhadonejob1 is this how I tweet my reply?
 jochenau: But do turn on your heart light.
 Peter Pantsless: ...except when braking or signalling turns
Image 231966   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
422
 
 VeeKay: This is triggering my morgellons
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!
 Ulillillia: Look at all those orbs, that place is haunted af
Image 231965   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
663
 
 VeeKay: 11/10 design. Would buy.
 Scoo: Now THAT's a shitsack!
 alborland: Dogs generally have more productive things to do than worry about human politics. Yes, sniffing other dog's buts is provably more productive than human politics.
 Shay: Reverse cow has no opinion.
 Knice: The back of that dog's head looks like a goat; therefore this image is rad
Image 231964   02-11-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
480
 
 Uncle Phil: The hack is putting any other card or piece of paper in the slot.
 savvoy: Seems like a great idea until you have to wait for an hour in a sweatbox as the pathetic AC tries to cool the room to a bearable level. We figured out a hack, but I'm not going to share it.
 Whatever: I used one in a hotel in Portugal and its a great idea - put the card in and the lights go on, and when you leave, take the card and everything turns off.
 Starry Lemon: I HAVE THE POWER!
 Borp Mento: vv oops! And the fridge!
 Dominus Umbrae: For single living, I'd like to have one of these in my apartment, shutting down everything but the kitchen light (nearest the front door) and the socket my PC is plugged into (in the winter I leave it on while I am out running H265 compression and keeping the place pleasantly warm).
Image 231963   02-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
156
 
 VeeKay: Removed a good lot of them. There's a trick to it. The trick is to have a ring cutter in the ED or A&E.
 WTF: "We're gaining a daughter and she's losing a finger."
 Mad Collager: Gee Honey, your engagement ring sure looks swell on you!
 Never AFK: Stupidity test: failed.
 mexican: How about getting properly sized rings already.
 grizzly: When I was a kid, my nextdoor neighbors had just got married. The wife had to get her ring cut off by the fire department. They got a divorce a few years later. That guy was a jerk.
 Peter Pantsless: Divorce is obviously out of the question now
 Nope: She said "Yes OW OW OW OW OW"
 fanny: oh sweet jesus
Image 231962   02-11-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
179
 
 Scoo: Land-O-Lakes
 Ulillillia: Processed cheese lol
 icloud: Jeez, you have two days to eat a pound of sliced plastic..
 kate shutupton: My family always calls pre-sliced cheese 'Plastic Cheese'. We still eat it - it's fine for what it is intended for - we just have always called it that.
Image 231961   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
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