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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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Score:
663
 
 VeeKay: 11/10 design. Would buy.
 Scoo: Now THAT's a shitsack!
 alborland: Dogs generally have more productive things to do than worry about human politics. Yes, sniffing other dog's buts is provably more productive than human politics.
 Shay: Reverse cow has no opinion.
 Knice: The back of that dog's head looks like a goat; therefore this image is rad
Image 231964   02-11-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
480
 
 Uncle Phil: The hack is putting any other card or piece of paper in the slot.
 savvoy: Seems like a great idea until you have to wait for an hour in a sweatbox as the pathetic AC tries to cool the room to a bearable level. We figured out a hack, but I'm not going to share it.
 Whatever: I used one in a hotel in Portugal and its a great idea - put the card in and the lights go on, and when you leave, take the card and everything turns off.
 Starry Lemon: I HAVE THE POWER!
 Borp Mento: vv oops! And the fridge!
 Dominus Umbrae: For single living, I'd like to have one of these in my apartment, shutting down everything but the kitchen light (nearest the front door) and the socket my PC is plugged into (in the winter I leave it on while I am out running H265 compression and keeping the place pleasantly warm).
Image 231963   02-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
156
 
 VeeKay: Removed a good lot of them. There's a trick to it. The trick is to have a ring cutter in the ED or A&E.
 WTF: "We're gaining a daughter and she's losing a finger."
 Mad Collager: Gee Honey, your engagement ring sure looks swell on you!
 Never AFK: Stupidity test: failed.
 mexican: How about getting properly sized rings already.
 grizzly: When I was a kid, my nextdoor neighbors had just got married. The wife had to get her ring cut off by the fire department. They got a divorce a few years later. That guy was a jerk.
 Peter Pantsless: Divorce is obviously out of the question now
 Nope: She said "Yes OW OW OW OW OW"
 fanny: oh sweet jesus
Image 231962   02-11-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
179
 
 Scoo: Land-O-Lakes
 Ulillillia: Processed cheese lol
 icloud: Jeez, you have two days to eat a pound of sliced plastic..
 kate shutupton: My family always calls pre-sliced cheese 'Plastic Cheese'. We still eat it - it's fine for what it is intended for - we just have always called it that.
Image 231961   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
373
 
 Teechur: @Felicity Get OUT! How do you connect? I don't think I have a modem anymore to dial 1-216-368-3888. Egads, it took FOREVER
 Beer 30: @Teechur Its still going! :-)
 Teechur: @Felicity Does it still work? This BBS was shut down in 1999, but the project was taken over by OFCN in Euclid, Ohio. I haven't been able to access it at all. I was aq721 and fn245 later on. My wife was ah548 when we met on that BBS in 1994
 westerner: @tib gubb - I resemble that remark! :-P
 carpwoman: This is rad.
 topcity: I still have my freenet account from 1994!
 tib gubb: a time before idiots figured out how to proliferate on the internet @glenalec
 tokyopig: BSD 1.0?
 Whatever: Ah, for the simple things like ASCI interface art
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec Smartasses? US!? We would never
 twenty4: @glenalec :)
 sandwiches: @ignatz - if we are going to be smartarses 1 or 2 = 01 or 10 = 11 = 3 :-)
 Not A Bot: Jesus of Santa Barbara is not universally accepted.
 Wumph Morms: Rats, no underscore!
 Muncharito Beanworld: @Nope 1 or 2: (fify)
 caesar: I come from a simpler time. A time before Windows, a time before Mouses, a time before bloatware and a time before EVERY OS SUCKED! - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.
 Nope: 1 or 2
Image 231960   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
739
 
 Annoying Vegan : I love little grey doggo chin hairs!
 lavender: How to romanticly french Kiss your doggo
 Side Boob: Assisted boop
Image 231959   02-11-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
514
 
 BavidDowie: But...they're in this sweater.
Image 231958   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Felicity
Score:
438
 
 Annoying Vegan : Hoverhands
 a robot: Suburban camouflage
 fink: Stealth level +table
Image 231957   02-11-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
1003
 
 VeeKay: You got me
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan wow, you must like puns a yacht!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan We love you, goofy ass.
 Teechur: @Knice Dang. I'm glad she's getting her motor skills back! She should continue with the artwork as OT!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice You two are quite the pier! I hope she feels better schooner than later.
 hammy: Finally, a good replacement for Choo-choo-choose me!
 a robot: Homegrown rad is extra rad! Thanks for sharing @Knice. The Spaceship is sending happy beams to your house :)
 fanny: the sweetest thing I've seen all day, @Knice. so glad she's feeling better (and that you're able to hang around here a little more :)
 Darmstadtium: This kid is going places
 Knice: Thank you, @Peter Pantsless. I told her I love her ferry much :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Best of luck to you and your family. Also, did you reply with "I choo-choo-choose you"?
 charlemagne: the thing is that she's not going to say no, she'd never say no. because of the implication
 ping: This is one of the most beautiful images I have ever seen. For reasons.
 grizzly: Can't take away the sense of humor or love.
 Knice: Had to share: My Sweetie made me a Valentine. Three weeks ago, she couldn't hold her toothbrush. CIDP is a bitch, but my girl is fighting back hard. :-)
Image 231956   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
306
 
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Yipee Kai yay yipee yo yo yo.
 zoe: I want to be a billionaire. What are the hours?
 Crim Tender: @carpwoman that's one of the reasons I waited to become purple before starting to donate!
 Teechur: I wanna be a cowboy....and you can be my cowgirl...
 carpwoman: @Knice - Hell, you can buy that now.
 Frank herbert: So IOW you want to be Dunkelzahn
 a robot: When I grow up, I want to be a steam shovel!
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 melted plastic: I want to be a meme creator!
 Greek Fire: @Ulillillia President Dragon did a lot of great things for this country, like setting the Capitol on fire
 ping: @grizzly :)
 grizzly: @ping amateur at best.
 ping: @grizzly Not sure you want to declare yourself a professional in that field.
 Chest Rockwell: I wan't people to leave me alone.
 grizzly: I want to sleep with you.
 tib gubb: all of the above.
 Side Boob: I want to be a fire truck!
 Ulillillia: I want to be president, so I'll start with the first one.
 BoiledEggs: I want to be a vampire bat.
 Knice: I want to be a Purple-Ranked User.
Image 231955   02-11-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
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