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233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
663
 
 VeeKay: 11/10 design. Would buy.
 Scoo: Now THAT's a shitsack!
 glenalec: Dogs generally have more productive things to do than worry about human politics. Yes, sniffing other dog's buts is provably more productive than human politics.
 Shay: Reverse cow has no opinion.
 Knice: The back of that dog's head looks like a goat; therefore this image is rad
Image 231964   02-11-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
465
 
 Uncle Phil: The hack is putting any other card or piece of paper in the slot.
 savvoy: Seems like a great idea until you have to wait for an hour in a sweatbox as the pathetic AC tries to cool the room to a bearable level. We figured out a hack, but I'm not going to share it.
 Whatever: I used one in a hotel in Portugal and its a great idea - put the card in and the lights go on, and when you leave, take the card and everything turns off.
 Yurishiro: I HAVE THE POWER!
 glenalec: vv oops! And the fridge!
 glenalec: For single living, I'd like to have one of these in my apartment, shutting down everything but the kitchen light (nearest the front door) and the socket my PC is plugged into (in the winter I leave it on while I am out running H265 compression and keeping the place pleasantly warm).
Image 231963   02-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
156
 
 VeeKay: Removed a good lot of them. There's a trick to it. The trick is to have a ring cutter in the ED or A&E.
 WTF: "We're gaining a daughter and she's losing a finger."
 Mad Collager: Gee Honey, your engagement ring sure looks swell on you!
 Yurishiro: Stupidity test: failed.
 mexican: How about getting properly sized rings already.
 grizzly: When I was a kid, my nextdoor neighbors had just got married. The wife had to get her ring cut off by the fire department. They got a divorce a few years later. That guy was a jerk.
 Peter Pantsless: Divorce is obviously out of the question now
 Nope: She said "Yes OW OW OW OW OW"
 fanny: oh sweet jesus
Image 231962   02-11-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
179
 
 Scoo: Land-O-Lakes
 Ulillillia: Processed cheese lol
 ignatz: Jeez, you have two days to eat a pound of sliced plastic..
 glenalec: My family always calls pre-sliced cheese 'Plastic Cheese'. We still eat it - it's fine for what it is intended for - we just have always called it that.
Image 231961   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
373
 
 Teechur: @Felicity Get OUT! How do you connect? I don't think I have a modem anymore to dial 1-216-368-3888. Egads, it took FOREVER
 Felicity: @Teechur Its still going! :-)
 Teechur: @Felicity Does it still work? This BBS was shut down in 1999, but the project was taken over by OFCN in Euclid, Ohio. I haven't been able to access it at all. I was aq721 and fn245 later on. My wife was ah548 when we met on that BBS in 1994
 glenalec: @tib gubb - I resemble that remark! :-P
 carpwoman: This is rad.
 Felicity: I still have my freenet account from 1994!
 tib gubb: a time before idiots figured out how to proliferate on the internet @glenalec
 tokyopig: BSD 1.0?
 Whatever: Ah, for the simple things like ASCI interface art
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec Smartasses? US!? We would never
 ignatz: @glenalec :)
 glenalec: @ignatz - if we are going to be smartarses 1 or 2 = 01 or 10 = 11 = 3 :-)
 Not A Bot: Jesus of Santa Barbara is not universally accepted.
 ignatz: Rats, no underscore!
 ignatz: @Nope 1 or 2: (fify)
 glenalec: I come from a simpler time. A time before Windows, a time before Mouses, a time before bloatware and a time before EVERY OS SUCKED! - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.
 Nope: 1 or 2
Image 231960   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
739
 
 Annoying Vegan : I love little grey doggo chin hairs!
 Yurishiro: How to romanticly french Kiss your doggo
 Side Boob: Assisted boop
Image 231959   02-11-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
451
 
 BavidDowie: But...they're in this sweater.
Image 231958   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Felicity
Score:
438
 
 Annoying Vegan : Hoverhands
 a robot: Suburban camouflage
 Yurishiro: Stealth level +table
Image 231957   02-11-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
948
 
 VeeKay: You got me
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan wow, you must like puns a yacht!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan We love you, goofy ass.
 Teechur: @Knice Dang. I'm glad she's getting her motor skills back! She should continue with the artwork as OT!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice You two are quite the pier! I hope she feels better schooner than later.
 glenalec: Finally, a good replacement for Choo-choo-choose me!
 a robot: Homegrown rad is extra rad! Thanks for sharing @Knice. The Spaceship is sending happy beams to your house :)
 fanny: the sweetest thing I've seen all day, @Knice. so glad she's feeling better (and that you're able to hang around here a little more :)
 Darmstadtium: This kid is going places
 Knice: Thank you, @Peter Pantsless. I told her I love her ferry much :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Best of luck to you and your family. Also, did you reply with "I choo-choo-choose you"?
 charlemagne: the thing is that she's not going to say no, she'd never say no. because of the implication
 ping: This is one of the most beautiful images I have ever seen. For reasons.
 grizzly: Can't take away the sense of humor or love.
 Knice: Had to share: My Sweetie made me a Valentine. Three weeks ago, she couldn't hold her toothbrush. CIDP is a bitch, but my girl is fighting back hard. :-)
Image 231956   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
306
 
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Yipee Kai yay yipee yo yo yo.
 ignatz: I want to be a billionaire. What are the hours?
 Yurishiro: @carpwoman that's one of the reasons I waited to become purple before starting to donate!
 Teechur: I wanna be a cowboy....and you can be my cowgirl...
 carpwoman: @Knice - Hell, you can buy that now.
 Felicity: So IOW you want to be Dunkelzahn
 a robot: When I grow up, I want to be a steam shovel!
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Yurishiro: I want to be a meme creator!
 Greek Fire: @Ulillillia President Dragon did a lot of great things for this country, like setting the Capitol on fire
 ping: @grizzly :)
 grizzly: @ping amateur at best.
 ping: @grizzly Not sure you want to declare yourself a professional in that field.
 Chest Rockwell: I wan't people to leave me alone.
 grizzly: I want to sleep with you.
 tib gubb: all of the above.
 Side Boob: I want to be a fire truck!
 Ulillillia: I want to be president, so I'll start with the first one.
 Robespierre: I want to be a vampire bat.
 Knice: I want to be a Purple-Ranked User.
Image 231955   02-11-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
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