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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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 Teechur: @Felicity Get OUT! How do you connect? I don't think I have a modem anymore to dial 1-216-368-3888. Egads, it took FOREVER
 Felicity: @Teechur Its still going! :-)
 Teechur: @Felicity Does it still work? This BBS was shut down in 1999, but the project was taken over by OFCN in Euclid, Ohio. I haven't been able to access it at all. I was aq721 and fn245 later on. My wife was ah548 when we met on that BBS in 1994
 westerner: @tib gubb - I resemble that remark! :-P
 carpwoman: This is rad.
 Felicity: I still have my freenet account from 1994!
 tib gubb: a time before idiots figured out how to proliferate on the internet @glenalec
 tokyopig: BSD 1.0?
 Whatever: Ah, for the simple things like ASCI interface art
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec Smartasses? US!? We would never
 ignatz: @glenalec :)
 sandwiches: @ignatz - if we are going to be smartarses 1 or 2 = 01 or 10 = 11 = 3 :-)
 Not A Bot: Jesus of Santa Barbara is not universally accepted.
 ignatz: Rats, no underscore!
 ignatz: @Nope 1 or 2: (fify)
 caesar: I come from a simpler time. A time before Windows, a time before Mouses, a time before bloatware and a time before EVERY OS SUCKED! - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.
 Nope: 1 or 2
Image 231960   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
739
 
 Annoying Vegan : I love little grey doggo chin hairs!
 Yurishiro: How to romanticly french Kiss your doggo
 Side Boob: Assisted boop
Image 231959   02-11-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
514
 
 BavidDowie: But...they're in this sweater.
Image 231958   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Felicity
Score:
438
 
 Annoying Vegan : Hoverhands
 a robot: Suburban camouflage
 Yurishiro: Stealth level +table
Image 231957   02-11-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
1003
 
 VeeKay: You got me
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan wow, you must like puns a yacht!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan We love you, goofy ass.
 Teechur: @Knice Dang. I'm glad she's getting her motor skills back! She should continue with the artwork as OT!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice You two are quite the pier! I hope she feels better schooner than later.
 hammy: Finally, a good replacement for Choo-choo-choose me!
 a robot: Homegrown rad is extra rad! Thanks for sharing @Knice. The Spaceship is sending happy beams to your house :)
 fanny: the sweetest thing I've seen all day, @Knice. so glad she's feeling better (and that you're able to hang around here a little more :)
 Darmstadtium: This kid is going places
 Knice: Thank you, @Peter Pantsless. I told her I love her ferry much :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Best of luck to you and your family. Also, did you reply with "I choo-choo-choose you"?
 charlemagne: the thing is that she's not going to say no, she'd never say no. because of the implication
 ping: This is one of the most beautiful images I have ever seen. For reasons.
 grizzly: Can't take away the sense of humor or love.
 Knice: Had to share: My Sweetie made me a Valentine. Three weeks ago, she couldn't hold her toothbrush. CIDP is a bitch, but my girl is fighting back hard. :-)
Image 231956   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
306
 
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Yipee Kai yay yipee yo yo yo.
 ignatz: I want to be a billionaire. What are the hours?
 Yurishiro: @carpwoman that's one of the reasons I waited to become purple before starting to donate!
 Teechur: I wanna be a cowboy....and you can be my cowgirl...
 carpwoman: @Knice - Hell, you can buy that now.
 Felicity: So IOW you want to be Dunkelzahn
 a robot: When I grow up, I want to be a steam shovel!
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Yurishiro: I want to be a meme creator!
 Greek Fire: @Ulillillia President Dragon did a lot of great things for this country, like setting the Capitol on fire
 ping: @grizzly :)
 grizzly: @ping amateur at best.
 ping: @grizzly Not sure you want to declare yourself a professional in that field.
 Chest Rockwell: I wan't people to leave me alone.
 grizzly: I want to sleep with you.
 tib gubb: all of the above.
 Side Boob: I want to be a fire truck!
 Ulillillia: I want to be president, so I'll start with the first one.
 BoiledEggs: I want to be a vampire bat.
 Knice: I want to be a Purple-Ranked User.
Image 231955   02-11-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
461
 
 Dresdenkeogh: With cactoral stimulator
 Whatever: An inaction hero to guard the southern border
Image 231954   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
531
 
 VeeKay: That birb
 Liar tuck: @Robespierre - classic comments are okay for classic posts :-)
 BavidDowie: blorb
 angry: All the good captions for this one were used last week.
Image 231953   02-11-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
331
 
 Teechur: I thought I had one more to give. Sorry. Let me make it up to you by roundhouse kicking you to the face a la Chuck Norris.
 kornisjon: Dang.
Image 231952   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
420
 
 VeeKay: Get a ring cutter off Amazon
 Dresdenkeogh: God why can't I not have rings
 Darmstadtium: It was a metaphor
 copunter: he went fast
Image 231951   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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