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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
1003
 
 VeeKay: You got me
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan wow, you must like puns a yacht!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan We love you, goofy ass.
 Teechur: @Knice Dang. I'm glad she's getting her motor skills back! She should continue with the artwork as OT!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice You two are quite the pier! I hope she feels better schooner than later.
 hammy: Finally, a good replacement for Choo-choo-choose me!
 a robot: Homegrown rad is extra rad! Thanks for sharing @Knice. The Spaceship is sending happy beams to your house :)
 fanny: the sweetest thing I've seen all day, @Knice. so glad she's feeling better (and that you're able to hang around here a little more :)
 Darmstadtium: This kid is going places
 Knice: Thank you, @Peter Pantsless. I told her I love her ferry much :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Best of luck to you and your family. Also, did you reply with "I choo-choo-choose you"?
 charlemagne: the thing is that she's not going to say no, she'd never say no. because of the implication
 ping: This is one of the most beautiful images I have ever seen. For reasons.
 grizzly: Can't take away the sense of humor or love.
 Knice: Had to share: My Sweetie made me a Valentine. Three weeks ago, she couldn't hold her toothbrush. CIDP is a bitch, but my girl is fighting back hard. :-)
Image 231956   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
306
 
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Yipee Kai yay yipee yo yo yo.
 zoe: I want to be a billionaire. What are the hours?
 Crim Tender: @carpwoman that's one of the reasons I waited to become purple before starting to donate!
 Teechur: I wanna be a cowboy....and you can be my cowgirl...
 carpwoman: @Knice - Hell, you can buy that now.
 Frank herbert: So IOW you want to be Dunkelzahn
 a robot: When I grow up, I want to be a steam shovel!
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 melted plastic: I want to be a meme creator!
 Greek Fire: @Ulillillia President Dragon did a lot of great things for this country, like setting the Capitol on fire
 ping: @grizzly :)
 grizzly: @ping amateur at best.
 ping: @grizzly Not sure you want to declare yourself a professional in that field.
 Chest Rockwell: I wan't people to leave me alone.
 grizzly: I want to sleep with you.
 tib gubb: all of the above.
 Side Boob: I want to be a fire truck!
 Ulillillia: I want to be president, so I'll start with the first one.
 BoiledEggs: I want to be a vampire bat.
 Knice: I want to be a Purple-Ranked User.
Image 231955   02-11-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
461
 
 Dresdenkeogh: With cactoral stimulator
 Whatever: An inaction hero to guard the southern border
Image 231954   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
531
 
 VeeKay: That birb
 Liar tuck: @Robespierre - classic comments are okay for classic posts :-)
 BavidDowie: blorb
 angry: All the good captions for this one were used last week.
Image 231953   02-11-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
331
 
 Teechur: I thought I had one more to give. Sorry. Let me make it up to you by roundhouse kicking you to the face a la Chuck Norris.
 kornisjon: Dang.
Image 231952   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
420
 
 VeeKay: Get a ring cutter off Amazon
 Dresdenkeogh: God why can't I not have rings
 Darmstadtium: It was a metaphor
 copunter: he went fast
Image 231951   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
736
 
 imaginary gf: Very Batman: The Animated Series
 sirgallium: for a brief moment in time, we were in the future
 grizzly: Blaine's a pain.
 grid: Choo-choo-CHOOSE ME!
Image 231950   02-11-18   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
374
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 231949   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
569
 
 the snark: Wow! A climbing scaffold! How thoughtful!
 Mern Trulbo: Foiled again.
Image 231948   02-11-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
549
 
 Fursona: @Knice - nah. He REALLY loves and is looking forward his job. (There is always one.... in 30, apparently!)
 Knice: I'll wipe that smile off your face.
Image 231947   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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