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273417  Bob: I do. NGAF.

273429  fullofwind: Wasnt there a whole website for this back in the day? Bert is Evil or something?

273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

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273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273095 WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 140bpm: You got me
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan wow, you must like puns a yacht!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan We love you, goofy ass.
 Teechur: @Knice Dang. I'm glad she's getting her motor skills back! She should continue with the artwork as OT!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice You two are quite the pier! I hope she feels better schooner than later.
 hammy: Finally, a good replacement for Choo-choo-choose me!
 a robot: Homegrown rad is extra rad! Thanks for sharing @Knice. The Spaceship is sending happy beams to your house :)
 fanny: the sweetest thing I've seen all day, @Knice. so glad she's feeling better (and that you're able to hang around here a little more :)
 Darmstadtium: This kid is going places
 Knice: Thank you, @Peter Pantsless. I told her I love her ferry much :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Best of luck to you and your family. Also, did you reply with "I choo-choo-choose you"?
 charlemagne: the thing is that she's not going to say no, she'd never say no. because of the implication
 ping: This is one of the most beautiful images I have ever seen. For reasons.
 grizzly: Can't take away the sense of humor or love.
 Knice: Had to share: My Sweetie made me a Valentine. Three weeks ago, she couldn't hold her toothbrush. CIDP is a bitch, but my girl is fighting back hard. :-)
Image 231956   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
306
 
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Yipee Kai yay yipee yo yo yo.
 zoe: I want to be a billionaire. What are the hours?
 Crim Tender: @carpwoman that's one of the reasons I waited to become purple before starting to donate!
 Teechur: I wanna be a cowboy....and you can be my cowgirl...
 carpwoman: @Knice - Hell, you can buy that now.
 Frank herbert: So IOW you want to be Dunkelzahn
 a robot: When I grow up, I want to be a steam shovel!
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 melted plastic: I want to be a meme creator!
 Greek Fire: @Ulillillia President Dragon did a lot of great things for this country, like setting the Capitol on fire
 ping: @grizzly :)
 grizzly: @ping amateur at best.
 ping: @grizzly Not sure you want to declare yourself a professional in that field.
 Chest Rockwell: I wan't people to leave me alone.
 grizzly: I want to sleep with you.
 tib gubb: all of the above.
 Side Boob: I want to be a fire truck!
 Ulillillia: I want to be president, so I'll start with the first one.
 BoiledEggs: I want to be a vampire bat.
 Knice: I want to be a Purple-Ranked User.
Image 231955   02-11-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
496
 
 Dresdenkeogh: With cactoral stimulator
 Whatever: An inaction hero to guard the southern border
Image 231954   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
568
 
 tiffany: That birb
 Liar tuck: @Robespierre - classic comments are okay for classic posts :-)
 BavidDowie: blorb
 angry: All the good captions for this one were used last week.
Image 231953   02-11-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
331
 
 Teechur: I thought I had one more to give. Sorry. Let me make it up to you by roundhouse kicking you to the face a la Chuck Norris.
 kornisjon: Dang.
Image 231952   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
392
 
 Chaplin: Get a ring cutter off Amazon
 Dresdenkeogh: God why can't I not have rings
 Darmstadtium: It was a metaphor
 copunter: he went fast
Image 231951   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
736
 
 imaginary gf: Very Batman: The Animated Series
 sirgallium: for a brief moment in time, we were in the future
 grizzly: Blaine's a pain.
 grid: Choo-choo-CHOOSE ME!
Image 231950   02-11-18   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
726
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 231949   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
597
 
 the snark: Wow! A climbing scaffold! How thoughtful!
 Mern Trulbo: Foiled again.
Image 231948   02-11-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
577
 
 Fursona: @Knice - nah. He REALLY loves and is looking forward his job. (There is always one.... in 30, apparently!)
 Knice: I'll wipe that smile off your face.
Image 231947   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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