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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. tib gubb
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5. Side Boob
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9. Mr. Shine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
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 8. Not A Bot: 2757 points
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11. Vanna: 1833 points
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Score:
306
 
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Yipee Kai yay yipee yo yo yo.
 ignatz: I want to be a billionaire. What are the hours?
 Yurishiro: @carpwoman that's one of the reasons I waited to become purple before starting to donate!
 Teechur: I wanna be a cowboy....and you can be my cowgirl...
 carpwoman: @Knice - Hell, you can buy that now.
 Felicity: So IOW you want to be Dunkelzahn
 a robot: When I grow up, I want to be a steam shovel!
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Yurishiro: I want to be a meme creator!
 Greek Fire: @Ulillillia President Dragon did a lot of great things for this country, like setting the Capitol on fire
 ping: @grizzly :)
 grizzly: @ping amateur at best.
 ping: @grizzly Not sure you want to declare yourself a professional in that field.
 Chest Rockwell: I wan't people to leave me alone.
 grizzly: I want to sleep with you.
 tib gubb: all of the above.
 Side Boob: I want to be a fire truck!
 Ulillillia: I want to be president, so I'll start with the first one.
 BoiledEggs: I want to be a vampire bat.
 Knice: I want to be a Purple-Ranked User.
Image 231955   02-11-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
461
 
 Dresdenkeogh: With cactoral stimulator
 Whatever: An inaction hero to guard the southern border
Image 231954   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
531
 
 VeeKay: That birb
 Liar tuck: @Robespierre - classic comments are okay for classic posts :-)
 BavidDowie: blorb
 angry: All the good captions for this one were used last week.
Image 231953   02-11-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
331
 
 Teechur: I thought I had one more to give. Sorry. Let me make it up to you by roundhouse kicking you to the face a la Chuck Norris.
 kornisjon: Dang.
Image 231952   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
420
 
 VeeKay: Get a ring cutter off Amazon
 Dresdenkeogh: God why can't I not have rings
 Darmstadtium: It was a metaphor
 copunter: he went fast
Image 231951   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
736
 
 Felicity: Very /Batman: The Animated Series/
 sirgallium: for a brief moment in time, we were in the future
 grizzly: Blaine's a pain.
 grid: Choo-choo-CHOOSE ME!
Image 231950   02-11-18   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
374
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 231949   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
569
 
 the snark: Wow! A climbing scaffold! How thoughtful!
 Mern Trulbo: Foiled again.
Image 231948   02-11-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
549
 
 Fursona: @Knice - nah. He REALLY loves and is looking forward his job. (There is always one.... in 30, apparently!)
 Knice: I'll wipe that smile off your face.
Image 231947   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
404
 
 The Bees: @glenalec It's French. Anything is possible.
 FarmerWalk: Now I'm wondering if it shoots sharp spinning disks out the front!
 Shay: Needs a better paint job. Paint it green and sell it to Kermit.
 nimbus: Pthththth!
Image 231946   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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