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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
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Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 231943   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
420
 
 nerdhulk: @Shay - Better than the claim he recanted his theories on his death bed (made by his fundamentalist-Christian sister who was over 100 miles away from his bed at the time of his death, but constantly dragged out as 'proof' of ... something?)
 Shay: Charles Darwin made this drastic discover before his death.
 Ulillillia: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Image 231942   02-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
500
 
 Austin: Red burn, white skin, blue collar.
 WotGives: You know that talentless hack passing off as a musician who came out with that one song you secretly and shamefully adore? This is that song.
 fanny: your cancer is gonna look awesome
 VeeKay: Couple of early deaths coming up
 Largehand: Checkered flag temple shave? Check. Red plastic cheap beer cup? Check. Murican flag sunburn? Check...
 Sadbot: Don't sunburn my flag, you godless hippies
 Dresdenkeogh: @glenalec it's not mindless, that's why it's jingoism forethought, artistry, and flair
 WetWilly: It's the national flay.
 humanfog: @a sedated moose - I love a sun-burnt country .... oops, wrong flag!
 a sedated moose: Is that a sunburn?
 cthulhu: Not usually a fan of mindless jingoism, but this is a bit rad.
Image 231941   02-11-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
444
 
 VeeKay: ...pray love
 ThoughtlessGentleman: no thanks but i would build you a log cabin.
 Amy Housewine: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit.
 VoR: Meat
 Shay: beat
 Ihminen: neat
Image 231940   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
339
 
 Gazden: I am NOT riding my scooter over that..
 sirgallium: Maybe some water pipes or some kind of heat conduction is causing some blocks to be warmer than others from underneath
 piranharama: OR a bomb-vulnerable secret area entrance.
 Shay: I've played enough Zelda games to know when it's a trap.
Image 231939   02-11-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
826
 
 Jeannie C: Aren't enough rads for this bun.
 Amiga 1000: Eyeless In Gaza - I used to love this band.
Image 231938   02-11-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
504
 
 tina: If he lies down, he disappears.
 Festis: guaranteed that guy is wearing flip-slops
 Prombom: 'Sup, Snarls Barkley?
 Dresdenkeogh: Conceived on the couch, born on the couch, forever part of the couch. While you were outside in the sun I was studying the couch.
 Nope: It's the kind I like!
 Amy Housewine: Whooooaaaah-oh oh-oh Camouflage, things ain't always quite the way they seem
 scribbs: You rascal, you! ;)
Image 231937   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
121
 
 Whatever: Actually we got into WW1 pretty darn late in the game
 Alpha Trion: @Robespierre - Humans are good at that, aren't they (I work in the tech. sector which has a - very un-deserved, for the past 20 years - reputation for innovation to rest its lardy marketing+bling-driven arse on, so it's a sore point with me!)
 forkbear: Been a while since that happened, ain't it?
 copunter: sonofagun better change yer act. we're all confused
 Ulillillia: You could also use that slogan with the flag of UK, USSR, Canada, Australia, India, China, New Zealand...
 bromide: Never lost a war. By refusing to officially end any that weren't won.
Image 231936   02-11-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
517
 
 Mr. Skeltal: Soulful, striking protrait.
 Zarathustra: @Zarathustra you think. God I'm a Retard
 barfolomew: Oh hello, I didn't see you there.
 Zarathustra: The you-this-is-a-fuxking-joke? Look.
Image 231935   02-11-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
205
 
 Teechur: @tokyopig Wow. You read a LOT more into that than I did. Yours is a much more interesting story.
 tokyopig: When you leave your date from last night asleep and bed and crawl off to your early morning shift at dunkin' donuts, but they step outside for a cigarette and accidentally lock themselves outside without their phone and they have to stumble shoeless and halfnaked across several city blocks to find you and ask for the key, and it also ends up outing you to all of your coworkers.
 grizzly: Gross
 MabelSyrup: She does actually have a skirt on under that coat - you can see it under the coat's tail-slit.
 barfolomew: I suspect she's on a walk of shame, and REALLY needs that coffee.
 Warrax: This issue is about to be remedied by two bear claws.
 Sadbot: Ahhh, the freeing sensation of skin contact with who knows what
Image 231934   02-11-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
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