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233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

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Score:
420
 
 glenalec: @Shay - Better than the claim he recanted his theories on his death bed (made by his fundamentalist-Christian sister who was over 100 miles away from his bed at the time of his death, but constantly dragged out as 'proof' of ... something?)
 Shay: Charles Darwin made this drastic discover before his death.
 Ulillillia: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Image 231942   02-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
509
 
 Austin: Red burn, white skin, blue collar.
 WotGives: You know that talentless hack passing off as a musician who came out with that one song you secretly and shamefully adore? This is that song.
 fanny: your cancer is gonna look awesome
 VeeKay: Couple of early deaths coming up
 Robespierre: Checkered flag temple shave? Check. Red plastic cheap beer cup? Check. Murican flag sunburn? Check...
 Sadbot: Don't sunburn my flag, you godless hippies
 Dresdenkeogh: @glenalec it's not mindless, that's why it's jingoism forethought, artistry, and flair
 glenalec: It's the national flay.
 glenalec: @a sedated moose - I love a sun-burnt country .... oops, wrong flag!
 a sedated moose: Is that a sunburn?
 glenalec: Not usually a fan of mindless jingoism, but this is a bit rad.
Image 231941   02-11-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
444
 
 VeeKay: ...pray love
 ThoughtlessGentleman: no thanks but i would build you a log cabin.
 Amy Housewine: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit.
 VoR: Meat
 Shay: beat
 Ihminen: neat
Image 231940   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
339
 
 ignatz: I am NOT riding my scooter over that..
 sirgallium: Maybe some water pipes or some kind of heat conduction is causing some blocks to be warmer than others from underneath
 piranharama: OR a bomb-vulnerable secret area entrance.
 Shay: I've played enough Zelda games to know when it's a trap.
Image 231939   02-11-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
801
 
 Jeannie C: Aren't enough rads for this bun.
 Robespierre: Eyeless In Gaza - I used to love this band.
Image 231938   02-11-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
504
 
 glenalec: If he lies down, he disappears.
 Festis: guaranteed that guy is wearing flip-slops
 Robespierre: 'Sup, Snarls Barkley?
 Dresdenkeogh: Conceived on the couch, born on the couch, forever part of the couch. While you were outside in the sun I was studying the couch.
 Nope: It's the kind I like!
 Amy Housewine: Whooooaaaah-oh oh-oh Camouflage, things ain't always quite the way they seem
 GoGo Robotto: You rascal, you! ;)
Image 231937   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
121
 
 Whatever: Actually we got into WW1 pretty darn late in the game
 glenalec: @Robespierre - Humans are good at that, aren't they (I work in the tech. sector which has a - very un-deserved, for the past 20 years - reputation for innovation to rest its lardy marketing+bling-driven arse on, so it's a sore point with me!)
 Robespierre: Been a while since that happened, ain't it?
 copunter: sonofagun better change yer act. we're all confused
 Ulillillia: You could also use that slogan with the flag of UK, USSR, Canada, Australia, India, China, New Zealand...
 glenalec: Never lost a war. By refusing to officially end any that weren't won.
Image 231936   02-11-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
517
 
 Robespierre: Soulful, striking protrait.
 Zarathustra: @Zarathustra you think. God I'm a Retard
 barfolomew: Oh hello, I didn't see you there.
 Zarathustra: The you-this-is-a-fuxking-joke? Look.
Image 231935   02-11-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
205
 
 Teechur: @tokyopig Wow. You read a LOT more into that than I did. Yours is a much more interesting story.
 tokyopig: When you leave your date from last night asleep and bed and crawl off to your early morning shift at dunkin' donuts, but they step outside for a cigarette and accidentally lock themselves outside without their phone and they have to stumble shoeless and halfnaked across several city blocks to find you and ask for the key, and it also ends up outing you to all of your coworkers.
 grizzly: Gross
 glenalec: She does actually have a skirt on under that coat - you can see it under the coat's tail-slit.
 barfolomew: I suspect she's on a walk of shame, and REALLY needs that coffee.
 Warrax: This issue is about to be remedied by two bear claws.
 Sadbot: Ahhh, the freeing sensation of skin contact with who knows what
Image 231934   02-11-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
160
 
 WTF: "Busch. The slightly-better-than-Nat-Ice of beers."
 Queen K: You have too much time on your hands. Also crappy beer.
 sirgallium: I miss the old busch cans. "Smooth as it's name" It's true! Bush is not a smooth name or a smooth beer but its still one of my favorites.
 mexican: Piss etc.
 Robespierre: Multiple poor decisions made.
 Dresdenkeogh: You have two right hands... Aside from liking watery beer, you seem all-right
 sparename: And how's YOUR busch?
Image 231933   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
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