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249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Score:
420
 
 nerdhulk: @Shay - Better than the claim he recanted his theories on his death bed (made by his fundamentalist-Christian sister who was over 100 miles away from his bed at the time of his death, but constantly dragged out as 'proof' of ... something?)
 Shay: Charles Darwin made this drastic discover before his death.
 Ulillillia: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Image 231942   02-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
500
 
 Austin: Red burn, white skin, blue collar.
 WotGives: You know that talentless hack passing off as a musician who came out with that one song you secretly and shamefully adore? This is that song.
 fanny: your cancer is gonna look awesome
 VeeKay: Couple of early deaths coming up
 Largehand: Checkered flag temple shave? Check. Red plastic cheap beer cup? Check. Murican flag sunburn? Check...
 Sadbot: Don't sunburn my flag, you godless hippies
 Dresdenkeogh: @glenalec it's not mindless, that's why it's jingoism forethought, artistry, and flair
 WetWilly: It's the national flay.
 humanfog: @a sedated moose - I love a sun-burnt country .... oops, wrong flag!
 a sedated moose: Is that a sunburn?
 cthulhu: Not usually a fan of mindless jingoism, but this is a bit rad.
Image 231941   02-11-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
444
 
 VeeKay: ...pray love
 ThoughtlessGentleman: no thanks but i would build you a log cabin.
 Amy Housewine: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit.
 VoR: Meat
 Shay: beat
 Ihminen: neat
Image 231940   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
339
 
 ignatz: I am NOT riding my scooter over that..
 sirgallium: Maybe some water pipes or some kind of heat conduction is causing some blocks to be warmer than others from underneath
 piranharama: OR a bomb-vulnerable secret area entrance.
 Shay: I've played enough Zelda games to know when it's a trap.
Image 231939   02-11-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
826
 
 Jeannie C: Aren't enough rads for this bun.
 Amiga 1000: Eyeless In Gaza - I used to love this band.
Image 231938   02-11-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
504
 
 tina: If he lies down, he disappears.
 Festis: guaranteed that guy is wearing flip-slops
 Prombom: 'Sup, Snarls Barkley?
 Dresdenkeogh: Conceived on the couch, born on the couch, forever part of the couch. While you were outside in the sun I was studying the couch.
 Nope: It's the kind I like!
 Amy Housewine: Whooooaaaah-oh oh-oh Camouflage, things ain't always quite the way they seem
 GoGo Robotto: You rascal, you! ;)
Image 231937   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
121
 
 Whatever: Actually we got into WW1 pretty darn late in the game
 Alpha Trion: @Robespierre - Humans are good at that, aren't they (I work in the tech. sector which has a - very un-deserved, for the past 20 years - reputation for innovation to rest its lardy marketing+bling-driven arse on, so it's a sore point with me!)
 forkbear: Been a while since that happened, ain't it?
 copunter: sonofagun better change yer act. we're all confused
 Ulillillia: You could also use that slogan with the flag of UK, USSR, Canada, Australia, India, China, New Zealand...
 bromide: Never lost a war. By refusing to officially end any that weren't won.
Image 231936   02-11-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
517
 
 Mr. Skeltal: Soulful, striking protrait.
 Zarathustra: @Zarathustra you think. God I'm a Retard
 barfolomew: Oh hello, I didn't see you there.
 Zarathustra: The you-this-is-a-fuxking-joke? Look.
Image 231935   02-11-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
205
 
 Teechur: @tokyopig Wow. You read a LOT more into that than I did. Yours is a much more interesting story.
 tokyopig: When you leave your date from last night asleep and bed and crawl off to your early morning shift at dunkin' donuts, but they step outside for a cigarette and accidentally lock themselves outside without their phone and they have to stumble shoeless and halfnaked across several city blocks to find you and ask for the key, and it also ends up outing you to all of your coworkers.
 grizzly: Gross
 MabelSyrup: She does actually have a skirt on under that coat - you can see it under the coat's tail-slit.
 barfolomew: I suspect she's on a walk of shame, and REALLY needs that coffee.
 Warrax: This issue is about to be remedied by two bear claws.
 Sadbot: Ahhh, the freeing sensation of skin contact with who knows what
Image 231934   02-11-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
187
 
 WTF: "Busch. The slightly-better-than-Nat-Ice of beers."
 Queen K: You have too much time on your hands. Also crappy beer.
 sirgallium: I miss the old busch cans. "Smooth as it's name" It's true! Bush is not a smooth name or a smooth beer but its still one of my favorites.
 mexican: Piss etc.
 adeadcrab: Multiple poor decisions made.
 Dresdenkeogh: You have two right hands... Aside from liking watery beer, you seem all-right
 sparename: And how's YOUR busch?
Image 231933   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
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