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272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny to. The cinnamon sugar always gets on it. Roll out one more crust for the top, then drape it over the bottom, cut off excess using your finger like a knife. Dry your hands and dip your fingers in flour to keep from sticking to the dough when you pinch the edge closed. I just use my index fingers and march all the way around the pie. It never really comes out even, but the pinches smooth out in the baking anyway. If you're using a pie bird, your crust is ready to bake. If not, do the fork holes now. Get some 3" strips of heavy aluminum foil and shape them around the edge to keep it from getting too done. I bake apple pie at 450 degrees for 15 min., then open the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees for an additional 45 min. You can do two pies at a time this way, on the same shelf.

272372  Minnesotan: @Teechur mind blown

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

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 big butt bum: @Knice ew
 wolfpk: Cat version: Hello pathetic human; serve me!
 Knice: @VoR Same.
 Mr. Shine: Hello, beautiful!
 rockkstar: Still shits in a box
Image 231924   02-11-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
957
 
 Teechur: Cleans up the litter box for #231924
 wolfpk: Dog version: Hay, hay, want to be my friend. Well do you, do you!!
 barfolomew: Hi! I just met you send you're my best friend!
 Murm Gungus: Bet it smells great in there.
 Prostata: omg he needs a boop!
Image 231923   02-11-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
311
 
 Dank Means: That's rather mean! Since the death of Harry's parents is widely known, this kid isn't just making a horribly unfortunate gaffe!
 Sauce Packets: @Peter Pantsless nice comment did your mum write that?
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 Peter Pantsless: Nice face, did you get it from your mum?
Image 231922   02-11-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
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 tokyopig: Hey! Dead giraffes are NOT funny!
 Fullhouse: Like my mood!
 El hefe: 11foot8.com
 Mr. Shine: *terrible crashing sound*
Image 231921   02-11-18   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
542
 
 sirgallium: this picture has a very pleasing color and light balance
 grizzly: What in the fuck did you say?
 NoRagrets: Facitse jam
Image 231920   02-11-18   Uploaded by    sad face
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 Teechur: My eleven ZAB
 Mr. Shine: Your ex is a bee?!
 Mord Tingies: Fifth-dimensional imp
Image 231919   02-11-18   Uploaded by    house md
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 Whatever: Thank goodness someone took a picture of it to go with the narrative
 Amy Housewine: @glenalec Forty-nine times, we fought that beast.
 Not A Bot: "I'm not kidding folks, the shirt doesn't even BEGIN to describe what's going to happen. Whatever you're picturing, you'll want to double it, than double that, and even then you're only getting a pale imitation and what's... hang on... almost there... what's about to... yes.... HERE WE GO ARHGGGGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYIYIIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIYIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIYYIYIYIYIIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIYIYIYIYIYIYII
 fidelcastro: Everybody has a no-head bat-wing thing waiting for them in the bushes of love.
 Mr Bleak: @Sadbot "Terrible!" (Somebody had to finish the joke)
 Shay: Wait for it...it's going to grow a mouth on its stomach.
 Warrax: FFFFFF GGGGGG!
 Sadbot: Then how does it smell?
 Dresdenkeogh: Roooooland the headless batlike creature
 Not Sam: Nudity detected.
 Ihminen: Damnit Ozzy
Image 231918   02-11-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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 tokyopig: more like the lose your lunch box.
 kornisjon: I get the feeling that they haven't always been this explicit about what kind of place this is.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Gomi Day don't worry that will rinse off after a shower
 morrissey: Last time I decided to eat out.
 Gomi Day: that.. . that's really tacky..
 Mr. Shine: "This restaurant was not as I expected, but we had a good time anyway."
 Eleftheros: The food tasted a bit off.
 Ulillillia: Lanford Lunchbox
Image 231916   02-11-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
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 Teechur: Problem solved -Dishes broken
 tib gubb: talk about pit for pat
 Dr. Bathroom: Pit Pat!
 Derp Herpigan: Pat Dishwasher Broken -Is
 ping: Is dishwasher Pat? -Broken
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