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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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 wolfpk: Priorities!
 tib gubb: double the sacrilege
 Fugative: Harry Potter did destroy christianity
 Mr. Whiskers: People who like kids watch either
 Murm Gungus: Evidence of a theological sea change.
Image 231909   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
289
 
 Dreforian: @Side Boob You don't know the half of it; that's actually just a keyboard attachment for her phone!
 Side Boob: Fucking hipsters
 Mad Collager: Many happy returns!
 jochenau: CHK CHK CHK CHKCHKCHKCHK CHKCHK CHKCHK CHKCHKCHK DING
 Mr. Whiskers: "Just because Ive got this typewriter doesnt mean I wont complain about the WiFi signal."
 grizzly: You're an asshole.
Image 231908   02-11-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
313
 
 Warrax: Hi. Please don't ask me to take you to our leader. We're... we're between leaders right now. Give us a few years.
 Side Boob: Ayyyyyy LMAO
 Ulillillia: I bring you peace
 WTF: Tripping on acid
 Spazstatic: Come take a ride on our friendly spaceship!
Image 231907   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
351
 
 Shay: mot deeeeemon
 WTF: aka Matt Damon
 Mr. Whiskers: My wife and I refer to that guy as "Fat Damon" irl
 inthrees: Also, not ugly
 rachel: He looks more like Robert Webb
 fanny: oh you mean Meth Damon?
 Peach: Oh no they didn't!
Image 231906   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Zarathustra
Score:
377
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Fugative: Free smells
 glowstick: IN SPACE
 Mr. Butt: FLOOR IT!
Image 231905   02-11-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
378
 
 tokyopig: @AlexDeLarge were you saying something?
 AlexDeLarge: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
 a robot: The existence of Nuts and Gum predicted the 2017 election 24 years early
 Admiral Alan: Prefer chocolate and gum
Image 231904   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Festis
Score:
344
 
 Dreforian: @Gomi Day Rick jAmes?
 VoR: I've seen this so much I forget the real character
 Gomi Day: i need to see who gets to be mumm-ra, now.
 Sandor: Thundercats, hellooooooooo!
 Mr. Butt: Lion-O Richie.
Image 231903   02-11-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
1181
 
 Amy Housewine: Rear Admiral Twinkles McNip.
 Side Boob: All hail Chairman Meow
 WTF: He's the captain now.
 karmakat: he is a PILOT!
 ping: Kap'n Kitty.
Image 231902   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
1095
 
 Amy Housewine: Yeah let's just have 'round', that's a shape with self-evident advantages.
 taiko: @jochenau easier recognition by blind people I think
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau It's so you can use a spanner to get them out of the taxman's hand.
 Warrax: Homestar
 Shay: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS
 Hyphae: Mike Pence will be running as the first mainstream us trans president in 2050
 jochenau: There's gotta be something wrong with a country that uses heptagonal coins.
Image 231901   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
531
 
 copunter: vvv *ragrets
 Gomi Day: i hope this person never regrets getting this awesome tattoo.
 WTF: Naked Mayor McCheese sings the hits.
 dorian: A dubious choice, made.
 grizzly: This is me
Image 231900   02-11-18   Uploaded by    matos
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