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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
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 Side Boob: This isnt the butt stroke I asked for!
 Shay: Owen Wilson hasn't aged well.
 ani625: Vincent from Beauty and the Beast
 Muncharito Beanworld: Brian Jones. Erstwhile Rolling Stone; rock 'n' roll ghost.
 bug: Wrong end of a gun. ...is there a right end?
 VeeKay: Butter face
Image 231887   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
564
 
 piranharama: @piranharama Banana... no switcheroo
 piranharama: @sparename There is something called The Apple Dose.
 Teechur: And it makes an awesome sandwich with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff
 daver: B@n@n@s are nice
 grizzly: @Darmstadtium It may...
 Darmstadtium: What about peanuts?! Does it have peanuts?!
 Not A Bot: This farmer is outstanding in his field.
 Eleftheros: @fumbduck I knew I couldn't trust New York
 fumbduck: Big Apple is poisoning us.
 sparename: Uranium 239 is a totally naturally occurring substance but not entirely beneficial as part of your breakfast
Image 231886   02-11-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
283
 
 BavidDowie: Local wondow company been installing free hoops
 UnknownSample: From downtown
 Mr. Shine: "KOBE!" *glass shatters*
Image 231885   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
716
 
 Side Boob: Same
 Mr. Whiskers: I like to fantasize that their oldest child is named Brayden and they take professional Christmas photos where they all wear matching sweaters
 redmonkey3: My fetish
Image 231884   02-11-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
682
 
 Teechur: I've never been a Vancouver. In fact, I've never Vancouved.
 Shay: This translates to "This is fine" in Canadian.
 chunk norris: She doesnt seem to have noticed yet
 bug: Stop taking pictures in my house.
 WTF: @redmonkey3 We need to nuke the Earth from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 redmonkey3: Oh well, it was a nice planet - time for FIRE! everywhere
 fumbduck: That's what Big Frog wants us to believe.
 Mr. Shine: Time to break out the Elon Musk brand flamethrowers.
 FabricMan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
Image 231883   02-11-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
392
 
 BavidDowie: Now do it with a crescent moon, brave sir
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 Sage: @Kaviri Hand of God has struck the hour
 VeeKay: Hail Stan
 Mr. Whiskers: I saw mama praising Satan last night...
 Mad Collager: Is this the Wiccan answer to burning a cross in your front yard?
 redmonkey3: Satan's little helper lives here
 Teechur: Here comes Satan Claws, here comes Satan Claws, right down Satan Claws laaaaaane...
 Kaviri: No more war pigs have the power.
Image 231882   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
493
 
 VoR: Chew on this
 Not A Bot: He fit so he sit
 XLY: This is how lame soft babbys are made, use real brass knuckles if you don't want your kid to be a total chump
 iatemyhomework: Fun for the whole family
 Teechur: I can see more than one thing wrong with this.
Image 231881   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
283
 
 cassette1: @Mad Collager you got me
 Shay: The effects of Wii Bowling draining business from bowling alleys.
 Sadpygmy: I'm throwin rocks tonight
 iatemyhomework: The beauty of North Carolina
 redmonkey3: My original pun was a strike out, maybe i have a spare i can pick up
 Mad Collager: Reminds me of this Candid Camera classic: youtube.com/… BTW, does anyone else remember calling it Candied Camera?
 Teechur: This place has a lot of balls. Sorry, I'll get my mind out of the gutter.
 charlemagne: just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Image 231880   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
720
 
 Not A Bot: goatshe
 Teechur: And Ewoks with me and he talks with me.....
Image 231879   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
713
 
 kornisjon: Definitely needs some scratches behind the ear!
 Side Boob: Pet that dog!
Image 231878   02-11-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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