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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 WTF: Commemorating the first use of "Deez Nuts"
 RiderFan: Acorn and Chipmunk , which in Japanese is Kuri to Risu.
 Mr. Shine: This cult is nuts!
 karmakat: it's Scrat's god.
Image 231869   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
878
 
 Taters: @NoRagrets in my country it's illegal
 NoRagrets: @Yurishiro Mayhaps, but I still do it everyday. Except at the drag strip, they make me wear closed toe shoes there.
 Drunk Orc: Driving with flip flops is stupidly dangerous
 Peter Pantsless: New safety feature: it swats at you if you start to fall asleep
 Lemonator: Every car should have a kitten-holder (provided it beeps loudly if you try to leave the car with the kitten still in the holder!)
Image 231868   02-11-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
161
 
 trelyate: FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!
 Teechur: HAHAHAHA!.....I don't get it. Hmmm....now I know how my stoodints feel when I tell a joke in klass.
 Mr. Shine: Use a coaster, you troglodyte!
Image 231867   02-11-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
277
 
 Shay: Hummus is serious business.
 a robot: Maybe Aisheh just wanted to do her grocery shopping in peace, Susan.
 imaginary gf: I doubt this is all naive friendliness. Forced to leave Jaffa (now Tel Aviv) smells like the Facebook Post has an agenda to scandalize the so-called Nakba.
 VeeKay: Susan Gist clearly isn't from Brexitstaan
 Mad Collager: @Mr. Shine Hear! Hear! The more we know about other people and their complicated situation, the less likely we are to totally mess things up because we don't know how one thing affects all the others.
 Mr. Shine: What's wrong with being nice? Beat the narrative by airing the truth! Friendly people need to be what we emphasize.
Image 231866   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
563
 
 Mr. Whiskers: @a robot Hell yeah!
 a robot: @Mr. Whiskers Feet lube?
 bug: Sit. -No, not like that.
 Mr. Whiskers: "Footem Lubin " translates exactly like you think it does
 MabelSyrup: The dog sitter must be a pro
 Amy Housewine: Shaking like a sitting dog.
Image 231865   02-11-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
579
 
 2Berries: By try she means got out of the way
 VeeKay: @Annoying Vegan Amazing delusions?
 Spazstatic: I'm thankful for my family, Elon Musk, and of course the friendly Spaceship
 Mr. Whiskers: @Annoying Vegan Im still trying to figure out where all the lighter fluid came from
 Annoying Vegan : @VeeKay Yes there is! He does amazing magic tricks! I mean illusions!
 Mr. Whiskers: Not all of them tried, sweetheart
 VeeKay: Kids, there is no gob
 WTF: But they didn't try hard enough which is why they are dead.
 iatemyhomework: Pour out some liquor
 Kaviri: There's still hope for the future.
 Amy Housewine: Some will be displeased by the black border, but it is thematically appropriate when talking about death.
Image 231864   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
287
 
 a robot: A Christkindlmarkt is a great place to get drunk in the freezing cold
 VeeKay: All she brought was shawarma
Image 231863   02-11-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
818
 
 BavidDowie: This is my favorite kind of kitty. Is this what you call calico?
Image 231862   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
332
 
 Queen K: I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is based around their penises. It's funny to say they are big. It's funny to say they are small. I've been at parties where people have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of them and called out, "Hey, I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got Such-and-Such for a penis." And it never once failed to get a laugh.
 Prostata: they make an ointment for that now
 Mr. Whiskers: His member isnt actually that big, but to be fair, its just as spiney
 VeeKay: If it persists for more than 4 hours seek medical attention
 Mr Bleak: ... if you are brave enough ...
 redmonkey3: See a doctor... soon.
 professorpig: But when she felt my prickles, she said "Oh, my! That tickles!" / And now she's run off with a porcupine! // Oh, a cactus in my Y-fronts, a vulture on my head / ... / But a cactus in my Y-fronts made a loser out of me. - Sung by Tim Brooke-Taylor. The Goodies (Almost) Live.
 lizzz: A prickly pair.
Image 231861   02-11-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
38
 
 VeeKay: I would video the shit out of this. 250 when he falls off!
Image 231860   02-11-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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