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249326  VeeKay: Those clowns in Senate amirite?

249319  Greifer: did she have shrex?!

249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

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1. Felicity
2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
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9. Dr Awkward
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
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Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
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aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
882
 
 Felicity: Arself
 bug: ...and that's how I got boiled cabbage up my arse.
 square44: "that password is already in use" has all sorts of bad implications
 Shay: No wonder end users are cranky when I got to help reset their passwords.
 glenalec: "P3n1s" - Password is too short.
Image 231778   02-10-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
288
 
 Shay: Underneath the pile of cans is a Xbox One.
 square44: make america drunk again
 Teechur: How about a recycling bin? There's a couple bucks worth of aluminum there.
Image 231777   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
419
 
 Kaviri: Mushroom, mushroom
 Jabberwikket: [Executively markets in Spanish]
 Darmstadtium: @ignatz Spanish spanish spanish, spanish. Spanish spanish, spanish, spanish, spanish. Spanish?
 ignatz: Ok Spanish, but how do you collapse a frying pan!?
 Greifer: i think i speak spanish
 fanny: jajajajajaja
 Teechur: Well, they got the "Hecho en China" part done at least.
Image 231776   02-10-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
550
 
 Mad Collager: @square44 I'm so glad you've uploaded this!
 Ulillillia: I can't believe you've uploaded this
 VeeKay: My wife works hard. Incredibly hard. 12-hour shifts. Unthinkable! So I think that motivates me to work harder even if shell never come to accept that me lying on the couch in my World Cup 1998 Brazil shorts, staring at the ceiling, is me being creative.
Image 231775   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
454
 
 kornisjon: Trump divorce cake.
Image 231774   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
193
 
 Sadpygmy: She seems nice
 Kaviri: @jochenau She's been working on her eyebrow muscles lately.
 Felicity: She reminds me of Brock Samson. Rad for gender noncomformity
 jochenau: I could handle if it not for the abyssal pits this individual has for eyes.
 Greifer: omg run you fools!
 Hokie333: Louise Ferrigno
 Prostata: you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
 Zarathustra: Shit I already commented something lame.
 Zarathustra: Nicole Schwarzenegger
 Zarathustra: Death by snu snu
 VeeKay: Well, Thanks To The Internet, I'm Now Bored With Sex.
 Scoo: Last off, my students will learn about self-respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?
 WTF: Vera De Milo
Image 231773   02-10-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
227
 
 ignatz: The rest went to the lawyers
 jochenau: I don't know that "restitution" is the correct word. Getting a million dollars doesn't change the fact that you were molested.
 WTF: That would be 140 victims
 Teechur: That's not how coupons work
 Peter Pantsless: Look that's kinda funny, I just don't want to hear about this guy anymore
 Korrok: I can dig it....
 Nope: Its fox business not fox math
Image 231772   02-10-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
564
 
 VeeKay: @Teechur I was drunk and decided to comment by using irrelevant quotes. That one is from don't trust the b* in appartment 23.
 Borp Mento: @VeeKay You weren't dedicated enough.
 Teechur: @VeeKay Is your alter username @Not A Bot?
 VeeKay: We dated for a while and then decided we are better off as friends. We weren't really compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse.
Image 231771   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
380
 
 SuedeOxford: This moistens the nugget
 BavidDowie: *pew pew*
 well duh: At least it's not spaghetti.
 Side Boob: Is Mosin. Still shoots.
 illBilliam: Stop or I'll toot.
 Hokie333: The more you eat the more you shoot
 Shay: Bean shooter.
 VeeKay: Damn thing's jammed wait, what? It's recently bean fired?
 Teechur: I've seen some dumbass shit, but this is shitass dumb.
 kornisjon: Stop thinkin about thos so much.
 sparename: Refired beans?
 carpwoman: Fucking stupid.
 Peter Pantsless: You would not like the smell that comes out the other end
Image 231770   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
334
 
 Felicity: @VeeKay In all the times Casey Jones appeared on /Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/, no-one ever commented on his name
 Felicity: No, because it will still involve taking the bus
 sparename: Frisbus
 Prostata: the future used to be so awesome. But all we got were glowing rectangles
 WTF: No, but I once got licked by an alien on a flying saucer.
 VeeKay: Bender is able to win big in a horse race after every horse except his is shot up with downers. It just so happens that Bender is also the one who shot them up. Still, its an important anti-drug lesson for the kids.
 Zarathustra: Will flying saucer buses lick traffic constipation?
 glenalec: Only if they are fitted with big tongues and fly real low.
Image 231769   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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