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273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

273425  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273397  DrNinjaman: Infinity War deleted scene

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273336 Christina: @Mr. Butt You didn't need to post in all caps to get your message understood.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

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Score:
882
 
 Social Vegan: Arself
 bug: ...and that's how I got boiled cabbage up my arse.
 square44: "that password is already in use" has all sorts of bad implications
 Shay: No wonder end users are cranky when I got to help reset their passwords.
 Gonzo: "P3n1s" - Password is too short.
Image 231778   02-10-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
288
 
 Shay: Underneath the pile of cans is a Xbox One.
 square44: make america drunk again
 Teechur: How about a recycling bin? There's a couple bucks worth of aluminum there.
Image 231777   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
419
 
 Kaviri: Mushroom, mushroom
 Jabberwikket: [Executively markets in Spanish]
 Darmstadtium: @ignatz Spanish spanish spanish, spanish. Spanish spanish, spanish, spanish, spanish. Spanish?
 l0dan: Ok Spanish, but how do you collapse a frying pan!?
 Greifer: i think i speak spanish
 fanny: jajajajajaja
 Teechur: Well, they got the "Hecho en China" part done at least.
Image 231776   02-10-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
550
 
 Mad Collager: @square44 I'm so glad you've uploaded this!
 Ulillillia: I can't believe you've uploaded this
 rubix1924: My wife works hard. Incredibly hard. 12-hour shifts. Unthinkable! So I think that motivates me to work harder even if shell never come to accept that me lying on the couch in my World Cup 1998 Brazil shorts, staring at the ceiling, is me being creative.
Image 231775   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
454
 
 kornisjon: Trump divorce cake.
Image 231774   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
193
 
 Sadpygmy: She seems nice
 Kaviri: @jochenau She's been working on her eyebrow muscles lately.
 jayjay: She reminds me of Brock Samson. Rad for gender noncomformity
 jochenau: I could handle if it not for the abyssal pits this individual has for eyes.
 Greifer: omg run you fools!
 Hokie333: Louise Ferrigno
 Prostata: you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
 Zarathustra: Shit I already commented something lame.
 Zarathustra: Nicole Schwarzenegger
 Zarathustra: Death by snu snu
 myrealname: Well, Thanks To The Internet, I'm Now Bored With Sex.
 Scoo: Last off, my students will learn about self-respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?
 WTF: Vera De Milo
Image 231773   02-10-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
227
 
 The Man: The rest went to the lawyers
 jochenau: I don't know that "restitution" is the correct word. Getting a million dollars doesn't change the fact that you were molested.
 WTF: That would be 140 victims
 Teechur: That's not how coupons work
 Peter Pantsless: Look that's kinda funny, I just don't want to hear about this guy anymore
 Korrok: I can dig it....
 Nope: Its fox business not fox math
Image 231772   02-10-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
564
 
 hammy: @Teechur I was drunk and decided to comment by using irrelevant quotes. That one is from don't trust the b* in appartment 23.
 Borp Mento: @VeeKay You weren't dedicated enough.
 Teechur: @VeeKay Is your alter username @Not A Bot?
 Mextreme Enchirito: We dated for a while and then decided we are better off as friends. We weren't really compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse.
Image 231771   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
380
 
 SuedeOxford: This moistens the nugget
 BavidDowie: *pew pew*
 well duh: At least it's not spaghetti.
 Side Boob: Is Mosin. Still shoots.
 illBilliam: Stop or I'll toot.
 Hokie333: The more you eat the more you shoot
 Shay: Bean shooter.
 Big Beagler: Damn thing's jammed wait, what? It's recently bean fired?
 Teechur: I've seen some dumbass shit, but this is shitass dumb.
 kornisjon: Stop thinkin about thos so much.
 sparename: Refired beans?
 carpwoman: Fucking stupid.
 Peter Pantsless: You would not like the smell that comes out the other end
Image 231770   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
334
 
 why the long face: @VeeKay In all the times Casey Jones appeared on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles , no-one ever commented on his name
 BaconCake: No, because it will still involve taking the bus
 sparename: Frisbus
 Prostata: the future used to be so awesome. But all we got were glowing rectangles
 WTF: No, but I once got licked by an alien on a flying saucer.
 communist: Bender is able to win big in a horse race after every horse except his is shot up with downers. It just so happens that Bender is also the one who shot them up. Still, its an important anti-drug lesson for the kids.
 Zarathustra: Will flying saucer buses lick traffic constipation?
 Never AFK: Only if they are fitted with big tongues and fly real low.
Image 231769   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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