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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
882
 
 Social Vegan: Arself
 bug: ...and that's how I got boiled cabbage up my arse.
 square44: "that password is already in use" has all sorts of bad implications
 Shay: No wonder end users are cranky when I got to help reset their passwords.
 Gonzo: "P3n1s" - Password is too short.
Image 231778   02-10-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
288
 
 Shay: Underneath the pile of cans is a Xbox One.
 square44: make america drunk again
 Teechur: How about a recycling bin? There's a couple bucks worth of aluminum there.
Image 231777   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
419
 
 Kaviri: Mushroom, mushroom
 Jabberwikket: [Executively markets in Spanish]
 Darmstadtium: @ignatz Spanish spanish spanish, spanish. Spanish spanish, spanish, spanish, spanish. Spanish?
 l0dan: Ok Spanish, but how do you collapse a frying pan!?
 Greifer: i think i speak spanish
 fanny: jajajajajaja
 Teechur: Well, they got the "Hecho en China" part done at least.
Image 231776   02-10-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
550
 
 Mad Collager: @square44 I'm so glad you've uploaded this!
 Ulillillia: I can't believe you've uploaded this
 VeeKay: My wife works hard. Incredibly hard. 12-hour shifts. Unthinkable! So I think that motivates me to work harder even if shell never come to accept that me lying on the couch in my World Cup 1998 Brazil shorts, staring at the ceiling, is me being creative.
Image 231775   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
454
 
 kornisjon: Trump divorce cake.
Image 231774   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
193
 
 Sadpygmy: She seems nice
 Kaviri: @jochenau She's been working on her eyebrow muscles lately.
 jayjay: She reminds me of Brock Samson. Rad for gender noncomformity
 jochenau: I could handle if it not for the abyssal pits this individual has for eyes.
 Greifer: omg run you fools!
 Hokie333: Louise Ferrigno
 Prostata: you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
 Zarathustra: Shit I already commented something lame.
 Zarathustra: Nicole Schwarzenegger
 Zarathustra: Death by snu snu
 VeeKay: Well, Thanks To The Internet, I'm Now Bored With Sex.
 Scoo: Last off, my students will learn about self-respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?
 WTF: Vera De Milo
Image 231773   02-10-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
227
 
 The Man: The rest went to the lawyers
 jochenau: I don't know that "restitution" is the correct word. Getting a million dollars doesn't change the fact that you were molested.
 WTF: That would be 140 victims
 Teechur: That's not how coupons work
 Peter Pantsless: Look that's kinda funny, I just don't want to hear about this guy anymore
 Korrok: I can dig it....
 Nope: Its fox business not fox math
Image 231772   02-10-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
564
 
 VeeKay: @Teechur I was drunk and decided to comment by using irrelevant quotes. That one is from don't trust the b* in appartment 23.
 Borp Mento: @VeeKay You weren't dedicated enough.
 Teechur: @VeeKay Is your alter username @Not A Bot?
 VeeKay: We dated for a while and then decided we are better off as friends. We weren't really compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse.
Image 231771   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
380
 
 SuedeOxford: This moistens the nugget
 BavidDowie: *pew pew*
 well duh: At least it's not spaghetti.
 Side Boob: Is Mosin. Still shoots.
 illBilliam: Stop or I'll toot.
 Hokie333: The more you eat the more you shoot
 Shay: Bean shooter.
 VeeKay: Damn thing's jammed wait, what? It's recently bean fired?
 Teechur: I've seen some dumbass shit, but this is shitass dumb.
 kornisjon: Stop thinkin about thos so much.
 sparename: Refired beans?
 carpwoman: Fucking stupid.
 Peter Pantsless: You would not like the smell that comes out the other end
Image 231770   02-10-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
334
 
 why the long face: @VeeKay In all the times Casey Jones appeared on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles , no-one ever commented on his name
 BaconCake: No, because it will still involve taking the bus
 sparename: Frisbus
 Prostata: the future used to be so awesome. But all we got were glowing rectangles
 WTF: No, but I once got licked by an alien on a flying saucer.
 VeeKay: Bender is able to win big in a horse race after every horse except his is shot up with downers. It just so happens that Bender is also the one who shot them up. Still, its an important anti-drug lesson for the kids.
 Zarathustra: Will flying saucer buses lick traffic constipation?
 Never AFK: Only if they are fitted with big tongues and fly real low.
Image 231769   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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