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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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3. addend
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6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. dangerkeith3000
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
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BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
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 Annoying Vegan : That is not how fondue works.
 inthrees: @barfolomew - yep that's the one. AG likes to mess with the links, but we can reverse-mess them if we are dedicated enough :-)
 barfolomew: Oh and as you mentioned it did work for five seconds until the coil (which he smelted in the microwave) melted.
 barfolomew: @glenalec he gave a Ted talk about it, is that what you linked? It was a great project, and I love how the end result looks like an inchoate horror from another dimension attempting to hide by taking the form of a toaster.
 Teechur: @glenalec Perhaps his next project could be an AED to bring himself back to life after he attempts to use the toaster.
 Derp Herpigan: @glenalec Thwait, thwhat?
 Seven Eight Nine: Artist was Thomas Thwaites - grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=5ODzO7Lzpw
 Mark As Read: vv I believe it actually did work. For about 5 seconds.
 KickassHellyeah: This was a toaster that the artist tried to make entirely himself from raw materials (he ended up having to cheat for the plastic, and made the case from melted-re-moulded plastic 'mined' from landfill.)
 sparenamelaptopdied: French Toaster
Image 231763   02-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
1098
 
 mexican: Richard Parker in the flesh.
 GoodSir: Tickle tickle tickle
 charlemagne: paper in the blue bin, wildlife in the purple bin, how many more times must I tell you
 Peter Pantsless: That's an interesting paper shredder
 Sage: It's an adorable wild animal that can kill you!
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 horny horn: Leave a comment? Don't be afraid? I'm friggin terrified of these things.
Image 231762   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
258
 
 Not A Bot: Who wants to drink from the diarrhea hose?
 drilldo: Barbados Slim! What are you doing here? Last time I heard you were in Barbados!
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 ping: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful.
Image 231761   02-10-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
1349
 
 Shay: Is your grandpa's first name Bruce, last name Banner?
 WTF: He will become a God if people used both thoughts AND prayers.
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 Mern Trulbo: They got him. Eventually. #231759
Image 231760   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
209
 
 Uncle Larry: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful.
 Vivian: They finally stopped preying for her Grandpa.
 Teechur: This is what happens when you herd sheep on the roadway. Now get the flock out of here!
Image 231759   02-10-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
297
 
 maura: Username/Upload
 ping: please. stop praying for... never mind... wrong image.
Image 231758   02-10-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
720
 
 t48: Looks maybe corgtastic.rad.
Image 231757   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
308
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 231756   02-10-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
314
 
 Not A Bot: Is mouthing I love you a binding contract
 ThoughtlessGentleman: be a real shame if you were to..........
 fanny: way to put them all in one basket
 Fast Sloth: Egg egg egg egg eggy eggy egg egg
 inthrees: Never count your eggs before they've crossed the road
Image 231755   02-10-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
993
 
 fanny: @a robot she's a natural aggronaut ;)
 a robot: @fanny That is a great comment for a great picture :D
 Side Boob: Hello sweetie
 Teechur: Guess who's been hitting the wine.
 fanny: (my 4 year old's comment for this) I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
Image 231754   02-10-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
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