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233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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 Annoying Vegan : That is not how fondue works.
 glenalec: @barfolomew - yep that's the one. AG likes to mess with the links, but we can reverse-mess them if we are dedicated enough :-)
 barfolomew: Oh and as you mentioned it did work for five seconds until the coil (which he smelted in the microwave) melted.
 barfolomew: @glenalec he gave a Ted talk about it, is that what you linked? It was a great project, and I love how the end result looks like an inchoate horror from another dimension attempting to hide by taking the form of a toaster.
 Teechur: @glenalec Perhaps his next project could be an AED to bring himself back to life after he attempts to use the toaster.
 Derp Herpigan: @glenalec Thwait, thwhat?
 glenalec: Artist was Thomas Thwaites - grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=5ODzO7Lzpw
 glenalec: vv I believe it actually did work. For about 5 seconds.
 glenalec: This was a toaster that the artist tried to make entirely himself from raw materials (he ended up having to cheat for the plastic, and made the case from melted-re-moulded plastic 'mined' from landfill.)
 sparenamelaptopdied: French Toaster
Image 231763   02-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
923
 
 mexican: Richard Parker in the flesh.
 Felicity: Tickle tickle tickle
 charlemagne: paper in the blue bin, wildlife in the purple bin, how many more times must I tell you
 Peter Pantsless: That's an interesting paper shredder
 Sage: It's an adorable wild animal that can kill you!
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 VeeKay: Leave a comment? Don't be afraid? I'm friggin terrified of these things.
Image 231762   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
258
 
 Not A Bot: Who wants to drink from the diarrhea hose?
 VeeKay: Barbados Slim! What are you doing here? Last time I heard you were in Barbados!
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 ping: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful.
Image 231761   02-10-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
1277
 
 Shay: Is your grandpa's first name Bruce, last name Banner?
 WTF: He will become a God if people used both thoughts AND prayers.
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 glenalec: They got him. Eventually. #231759
Image 231760   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
209
 
 VeeKay: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful.
 glenalec: They finally stopped preying for her Grandpa.
 Teechur: This is what happens when you herd sheep on the roadway. Now get the flock out of here!
Image 231759   02-10-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
274
 
 ignatz: Username/Upload
 ping: please. stop praying for... never mind... wrong image.
Image 231758   02-10-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
720
 
 t48: Looks maybe corgtastic.rad.
Image 231757   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
308
 
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Image 231756   02-10-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
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 Not A Bot: Is mouthing I love you a binding contract
 ThoughtlessGentleman: be a real shame if you were to..........
 fanny: way to put them all in one basket
 VoR: Egg egg egg egg eggy eggy egg egg
 ignatz: Never count your eggs before they've crossed the road
Image 231755   02-10-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
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 fanny: @a robot she's a natural aggronaut ;)
 a robot: @fanny That is a great comment for a great picture :D
 Side Boob: Hello sweetie
 Teechur: Guess who's been hitting the wine.
 fanny: (my 4 year old's comment for this) I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
Image 231754   02-10-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
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