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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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2. Yurishiro
3. tib gubb
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5. Side Boob
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9. Not A Bot
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
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11. Vanna: 1833 points
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 Annoying Vegan : That is not how fondue works.
 inthrees: @barfolomew - yep that's the one. AG likes to mess with the links, but we can reverse-mess them if we are dedicated enough :-)
 barfolomew: Oh and as you mentioned it did work for five seconds until the coil (which he smelted in the microwave) melted.
 barfolomew: @glenalec he gave a Ted talk about it, is that what you linked? It was a great project, and I love how the end result looks like an inchoate horror from another dimension attempting to hide by taking the form of a toaster.
 Teechur: @glenalec Perhaps his next project could be an AED to bring himself back to life after he attempts to use the toaster.
 Derp Herpigan: @glenalec Thwait, thwhat?
 Seven Eight Nine: Artist was Thomas Thwaites - grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=5ODzO7Lzpw
 Mark As Read: vv I believe it actually did work. For about 5 seconds.
 KickassHellyeah: This was a toaster that the artist tried to make entirely himself from raw materials (he ended up having to cheat for the plastic, and made the case from melted-re-moulded plastic 'mined' from landfill.)
 sparenamelaptopdied: French Toaster
Image 231763   02-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
1098
 
 mexican: Richard Parker in the flesh.
 Felicity: Tickle tickle tickle
 charlemagne: paper in the blue bin, wildlife in the purple bin, how many more times must I tell you
 Peter Pantsless: That's an interesting paper shredder
 Sage: It's an adorable wild animal that can kill you!
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 VeeKay: Leave a comment? Don't be afraid? I'm friggin terrified of these things.
Image 231762   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
258
 
 Not A Bot: Who wants to drink from the diarrhea hose?
 VeeKay: Barbados Slim! What are you doing here? Last time I heard you were in Barbados!
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 ping: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful.
Image 231761   02-10-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
1349
 
 Shay: Is your grandpa's first name Bruce, last name Banner?
 WTF: He will become a God if people used both thoughts AND prayers.
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 Mern Trulbo: They got him. Eventually. #231759
Image 231760   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
209
 
 VeeKay: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful.
 Vivian: They finally stopped preying for her Grandpa.
 Teechur: This is what happens when you herd sheep on the roadway. Now get the flock out of here!
Image 231759   02-10-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
297
 
 ignatz: Username/Upload
 ping: please. stop praying for... never mind... wrong image.
Image 231758   02-10-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
720
 
 t48: Looks maybe corgtastic.rad.
Image 231757   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
308
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 231756   02-10-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
314
 
 Not A Bot: Is mouthing I love you a binding contract
 ThoughtlessGentleman: be a real shame if you were to..........
 fanny: way to put them all in one basket
 VoR: Egg egg egg egg eggy eggy egg egg
 ignatz: Never count your eggs before they've crossed the road
Image 231755   02-10-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
993
 
 fanny: @a robot she's a natural aggronaut ;)
 a robot: @fanny That is a great comment for a great picture :D
 Side Boob: Hello sweetie
 Teechur: Guess who's been hitting the wine.
 fanny: (my 4 year old's comment for this) I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
Image 231754   02-10-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
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