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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 mexican: Richard Parker in the flesh.
 GoodSir: Tickle tickle tickle
 charlemagne: paper in the blue bin, wildlife in the purple bin, how many more times must I tell you
 Peter Pantsless: That's an interesting paper shredder
 Sage: It's an adorable wild animal that can kill you!
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 VeeKay: Leave a comment? Don't be afraid? I'm friggin terrified of these things.
Image 231762   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
258
 
 Not A Bot: Who wants to drink from the diarrhea hose?
 VeeKay: Barbados Slim! What are you doing here? Last time I heard you were in Barbados!
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 ping: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful.
Image 231761   02-10-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
1349
 
 Shay: Is your grandpa's first name Bruce, last name Banner?
 WTF: He will become a God if people used both thoughts AND prayers.
 Ulillillia: I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
 Mern Trulbo: They got him. Eventually. #231759
Image 231760   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
209
 
 VeeKay: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful.
 Vivian: They finally stopped preying for her Grandpa.
 Teechur: This is what happens when you herd sheep on the roadway. Now get the flock out of here!
Image 231759   02-10-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
297
 
 maura: Username/Upload
 ping: please. stop praying for... never mind... wrong image.
Image 231758   02-10-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
720
 
 t48: Looks maybe corgtastic.rad.
Image 231757   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
308
 
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Image 231756   02-10-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
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 Not A Bot: Is mouthing I love you a binding contract
 ThoughtlessGentleman: be a real shame if you were to..........
 fanny: way to put them all in one basket
 VoR: Egg egg egg egg eggy eggy egg egg
 inthrees: Never count your eggs before they've crossed the road
Image 231755   02-10-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
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 fanny: @a robot she's a natural aggronaut ;)
 a robot: @fanny That is a great comment for a great picture :D
 Side Boob: Hello sweetie
 Teechur: Guess who's been hitting the wine.
 fanny: (my 4 year old's comment for this) I bet he wants pancakes for breakfast
Image 231754   02-10-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
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 t48: @Teechur Corgapillar*
 Peter Pantsless: Gotta bury a dinosaur bone
 itskando: Marmaduke is funny in real life.
 Teechur: Must be operating a Dogerpillar
 Whatever: Good doggie! You wont track mud into the house that way
Image 231753   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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