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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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Score:
445
 
 elronhubard: My mum wants to take my bro and sis here
 magicmormon: @charlemagne maybe they want to swap a paralyzed one for a deaf one
 charlemagne: @when so no child acquired at a swap fair will be a good one. try your luck at an orphanage, at least they give you a receipt and a thirty day return policy
 when so: maybe it'll be better than the last one...
Image 231701   02-10-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
539
 
 theaquaman: This kills the dinosaurs (all of them)
 Prostata: "I'm not eating garbage, it's called FREEGANISM"
 Dresdenkeogh: Tyrannosaurus reckt
 El Barto: *hurl*
 Amy Housewine: When you have tiny arms it is very hard to retrieve the thing that you accidentally dropped in the bin.
Image 231700   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
457
 
 UnknownSample: G-g-g-ghosts!
 DogsRGreat: I'm shocked; shocked, I tell you, that there aren't spikes on that ledge to prevent them from sitting there.
Image 231699   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
662
 
 Science: Well I don't know if I'm coming or going / If it's them or me / Oh, but one things for certain / Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed
 cran vodka: Q: What's got 120 hands and 60 teeth? A: Front row at a Willie Nelson concert. Sank yew; I em here ze week.
 Mad Collager: Okay, don't know how Wikipedia hijacked my link, but here's the real one: sideserfcakes.com/
 Mad Collager: These people are insane, you've got to see more of their work!https://sideserfcakes.com/
 Mad Collager: Opening in theaters everywhere Friday - Cakes on a Brain!
 a sedated moose: That's impressive, but I don't like it.
 bad tony: BRAAAIIIINS
 El Barto: Definitely baked.
 Amy Housewine: Taking a bite out of the head of a Willie, I see.
Image 231698   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
644
 
 soccer: Pretending to be interested in more than the section on mating.
 Mentos Pormer: Doggo appears to find the images therein distasteful.
 Teechur: Beautiful dog. But if I would never be able to keep up with that hair. I can't even take care of my OWN hair. That's why it left me.
 Mister Beef: "Ha! We totally do that!"
 fumbduck: Nerd!
 El Barto: What's with all these skinny lions?
Image 231697   02-10-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
487
 
 Teechur: I put up a Goofus and Gallant cartoon to see if I can entice anyone to wash their damned dishes when they're done with them. No change so far.
 Skaalar: At my old job, they got super mad anytime I left a sign up. Usually because it denotes my territory within the warehouse.
Image 231696   02-10-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
265
 
 jochenau: Is he permanently having a heart attack?
 a robot: This is weirdly specific!
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaaaaaat?!
 trelyate: finally, a shirt made for me!
 El Barto: A victim of stockholm syndrome.
 dobbiesdoogs: i figured out the reason for that last one #231694
Image 231695   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
359
 
 DrinkMixMan: Mr. McGreg: The Early Years
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro stuff like this is frequently done to preserve limbs for reattachment. The article I read said the hand was successfully reattached, but Im phone posting and dont have the article to link.
 BavidDowie: He is AMAZING at soccer
 Handyman: Curious modification in action.
 carpwoman: Now he can scratch his foot without having to bend over I guess.
 Mr. Shine: You're doing it wrong!!
 Teechur: I would love to read a follow-up article to see if he regained the use of his hand after they rebuilt his arm. Or the girl who grew a new face on her breast after a disfiguring fire. Medical science is fascinating.
 Paint Chips: I wanted to make a joke but it really saddens me when I see these poor People cursed like this. It really should make you appreciate what you have.
Image 231694   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
510
 
 Teechur: My dog must be part that. She loves her sunbeams, too.
 Amy Housewine: Mr Bean reboot looking quite good.
 Fugative: Draw me like one of your french gibbons
Image 231693   02-10-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
501
 
 Sadpygmy: Incredibly racist
 El Barto: @Fugative They learnt it from us. We're a terrible influence. Next they'll be cookin meth.
 Fugative: Koalas eat poo
Image 231692   02-10-18   Uploaded by    james
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