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273408  whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273408  Bob: @Dr Awkward Please tell us about your goats and post photos. Goats are super rad.

273417  Bob: I do. NGAF.

273429  fullofwind: Wasnt there a whole website for this back in the day? Bert is Evil or something?

273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273255 LurkedMoar: Rats!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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15. waffles: 1450 points
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 CoffeeAndCigs: Is there a dolphin in the left buttock?
 buds420: @Prostata It WAS cool once or twice; 'taint no more.
 Prostata: this really is the perfect metaphor for burning man now
 Mr Bleak: Fractal butts. We should investigate further, captain.
 piranharama: Bet it smells great in there
 when so: -prrrt-
 Not A Bot: You have tripped the F.R.O.G. security system. RIIIIIIBIT! RIIIIBIT! RIIIIIBIT!
 Nope: @Mr. Whiskers I had that expunged from the record!!!!
 Mr. Whiskers: Yo dawg, heard you like butts
 peeper: Buttception
 Mexico: *hangs from nose* I'm a booger! *hangs from butt* I'm poop!
Image 231663   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 Science: I'll swallow your soul!
 Mr. Shine: Rad for Ted Raimi (pictured) and Bruce Campbell (not pictured)
 whcvgre78: @Sandor But Army of Darkness is where it's at
 Sandor: BTW, Ash vs Evil Dead is pretty amazing
 Ulillillia: "So this is the inside of a butt"
 Mexico: Grandma! You're scaring the guests!
Image 231662   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 carpwoman: Old cat.
 trelyate: flatcat
Image 231661   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 pewdiepie: Torus is galaxy brain
 Jabberwikket: Mmmmmm donut
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Strawberry fields forever
 a robot:…
 Nothing: @Yurishiro
 mom: Nothing is real
 tokyopig: snow ball theory is my favorite. Earth is a giant snow ball and the world as we know it is a circular, shield shaped hole melted into the snow by a stationary sun.
Image 231660   02-09-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
 Shay: Man I miss this arcade game. Very novel idea for sure.
 Scoo: Just like Grandma used to do it!
 addend: "Nobody rides for free, motherf%$#er!"
 Peter Pantsless: I've played that one. Pretty rad actually
Image 231659   02-09-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 carlin: So that would make Vegans plants that eat other plants?
 Mr Bleak: "How can you tell it's vegan?" "Talk to it for eighteen seconds."
 Chest Rockwell: Push it back in.
Image 231658   02-09-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
 Science: Day of the Darth
 Shay: Instead of hearing Vader's machine-like heavy breathing, you hear the sound of rainsticks being spun around.
 whaleshark: Dead set on destruction
 FabricMan: "No, yo soy tu padre!"
 Sadbot: Padre Oscuro
 Jason Steak: North American or South American?
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.
 Nope: Hell ya
Image 231657   02-09-18   Uploaded by    dad
 Hokie333: The CRT of Damocles.
 a robot: Looks perfectly safe
 addend: Get rid of the set-top box, and it's /still/ a cable TV.
 Teechur: Your string theory carries more weight than mine does.
Image 231656   02-09-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Image 231655 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nerdhulk. We'll pray for you, nerdhulk.
 KyleisBobDole: Wizard People, Dear Reader
Image 231654   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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