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272280  Not A Bot: a.k.a. youre alive and have an address.

272275  Side Boob: Zero m/s as he's up against the wall.

272284  Side Boob: I'd be mad I had STDs too.

272289  Side Boob: This isn't Grey Poupon!

272291  Side Boob: Recycling Pupper is disappointed!

272292  Side Boob: Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaw! *Dixie plays in background*

272132  Mr Bleak: That's nearly 3000lb of fat burned. Your skin is going to be sooo loose you'll trip over your neck if you try to walk...

272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

272292  ThoughtlessGentleman: y'all best prepare cause i aim tuh commence gummin on ya.

272275  tib gubb: assuming a perfect transfer of energy and zero friction

272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

272135  Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272135  Mr Bleak: @White Rice Possibly the "Defibrillator on standby" class.

272290  tib gubb: put some friggin pants on, little girl

272287  VoR: Ya better watch out.

272300  charmander: "He said penis hehe"

272282  ignatz: @Air Biscuit Apparently they usually film in SteadyCam and add the shake in post..

272298  Father Goose: Old cats are best cats. Give her lots of love OP!

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Teechur
4. Not A Bot
5. Amy Housewine
6. Air Biscuit
7. dangerkeith3000
8. addend
9. Mad Collager
10. a robot



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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (892 points)
Back Door Dan uploaded 271791 (824 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (802 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (796 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 271845 (782 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (778 points)
maura uploaded 271820 (776 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (758 points)


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 6. celtic: 2389 points
 7. youshall: 2214 points
 8. grizzly: 1992 points
 9. JollyWell: 1942 points
10. Albo Grungus: 1886 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1659 points
13. brutal: 1574 points
14. Jennysaurus: 1461 points
15. dad: 1445 points
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 Annoying Vegan : Happiness is a blurry tail.
 barfolomew: Treat?
Image 231600   02-09-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
754
 
 Mr. Shine: U R not dog but I love U
 Zarathustra: Imma do you me-style.
 DrNinjaman: It's like an Escher
 barfolomew: Is your girlfriend a... you know what, you seem to be in love, I'll let you be.
 Ulillillia: His girlfriend is a horse.
 Prostata: this ear tastes like an ass!
Image 231599   02-09-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
491
 
 savvoy: ...foot's asleep again
Image 231598   02-09-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
439
 
 Dreforian: "...is good."
 Greifer: cats love it
 weed poop: Not gruntled in the slightest.
Image 231597   02-09-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Image 231596 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by matos. You have brought shame on us, matos.
Score:
340
 
 Dreforian: @funny in the wall Have you ever seen the live action Super Mario movie?
 Zarathustra: Skipped head day.
 DrNinjaman: Flowers are fine, but keep im away from bunnies or women
 Darmstadtium: RoboCop looks weird with clothes on
 jochenau: @fumbduck Holy frig the guy is 6'8".
 fumbduck: @antipatterns Actually, that's pure muscle. A lot of steroids, most likely, but no synthol or anything. His name is Martyn Ford.
 bigASShobo: @funny in the wall I believe saline injection body mods may be involved here
 Ulillillia: Today's weirdo item
 funny in the wall: where'd you get that head? the tiny head store? no, seriosly, why is that guy so large? I mean his fingers are fucking huge
Image 231595   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
730
 
 Side Boob: We should all be as chill as capybaras
 San DoDo: Nice ride
Image 231594   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
516
 
 duckybox: I iz capybara
 Off Topic: *Derp* Meant to type out Crochetacean.
 Off Topic: Croquetacean
Image 231593   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
422
 
 jochenau: olaf this isn't weed
Image 231592   02-09-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
154
 
 Amy Housewine: @sparename Two of my sets of blood pressure tablets come in sets of 28 but the other comes in sets of 30. Drives you mad, doesn't it?
 Never AFK: @sparename Visualize hot dogs.
 sparename: First-World problems:- my cig papers come in packs of 50 but the filters come in packs of 165 - what's that all about??
Image 231591   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
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