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233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

233002  barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

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Score:
847
 
 Aufziehvogel: Totally buzzed and spaced-out
 Amy Housewine: That's clearly a robot in a feeble disguise.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The opposite of booze isn't weed
 Shay: Robo Jesus does not care, beep boop.
 Ulillillia: Beep boop we get it
 toolbag: Lol at the USA Capitol building on top of a Mayan pyramid on top of a Euro castle
 Dr Awkward: Bender in Denver?
 bug: Was gonna enslave all humans, but then I got high.
 charlemagne: this looks remarkably like my hippie friend angus
 Side Boob: Stonedbot
 funny in the wall: sounds like my kind of robot
 Yurishiro: Get a job!
 Robespierre: Whoa ... it's Gregg Allman robot.
 Peter Pantsless: The opposite of @Sadbot
Image 231389   02-08-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
361
 
 Mr Bleak: Insert tab A into slot B with appropriate screwing.
 some guy : Our breakfast special is a deconstructed wheat toast prepared in our deconstructed toaster.
 Jason Steak: Me too @well duh
 well duh: Reassemble, Stephanie!
 sparename: Sorry Dave, Kryten will rebuild it...
Image 231388   02-08-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
656
 
 Warrax: The trick to these is to have an ass so wide that you're supported by the metal pieces on the side.
 sparename: Toxic Shart Syndrome
 barfolomew: "God damn it Brittney, don't take a picture, help me!"
Image 231387   02-08-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
588
 
 apoxia: dog bless America
 Aufziehvogel: Shooting kids apparently is okay, so you get 1 of 1 points for that.
 glenalec: @Ulillillia - Me too, but my thoughts involved a super-soaker of icy cold water.
 jochenau: I find it difficult to blame the guy in the second one, tbh.
 Yurishiro: @Science indeed. The problem is how easy it is to kill someone when you have a gun. Just a click away. Add that to an angry state when you can't even think and there you go.
 Science: @Ulillillia: But let me guess - you have half a fucking brain and ddon't murder people over a minor inconvenience?
 Ulillillia: Can't say I haven't at least *thought* about the first one.
 Dr Awkward: Goddamn it, America.
 Prostata: yeah. "Well regulated militia" my ass. This is bullshit
 Yurishiro: I don't think the right to bear arms is worth this.
 Robespierre: @Yam They are real.
 Yam: I really hope these arent real.
 Peter Pantsless: *splat*
 Robespierre: Keep movin', folks - nothin' to see here.
 barfolomew: This is SAD
Image 231386   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
394
 
 glenalec: vv 'Monster Rap', the firm, 1987, from the album 'Serious Fun'
 glenalec: My nose was next, and then my toes, but I never lost my head. / Who knows what might happen next - oops, there goes 'me other leg!
 glenalec: I'm a monster from the grave, a creature from the crypt / All covered up in bandages: Ha Ha, I'm really sick. / It seems like only yesterday I began to reek the years / when bits of me started falling off / it started with my ears! /
 grizzly: ...so I shot him.
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Haven't they in every Three Stooges short?
 dangerkeith3000: Are the three stooges trying to literally kill each other?
 Ulillillia: Nyuk nyuk
 Robespierre: Wy'r day waring togas, anyway?
 Peter Pantsless: Took me a minute to parse the positions of Ramesses and the assassin
 Science: These are cool, but I wish the artist would try a more readable font
Image 231385   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
893
 
 Prostata: @Peter Pantsless awesome! can never have too many capys!
 Yurishiro: Babybara
 Robespierre: @Side Boob That'll teach you to even CONSIDER wrestling a capybara.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre 'Capyclutch' was my signature wrestling move. I lost a lot.
 Peter Pantsless: I like how much me like these guys. I just uploaded a capy photo, actually
 Robespierre: Capyclutch in action.
Image 231384   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: "I kid accidentally came inside my tent then ran away, so I shot him dead"
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Peepul get way too messed up nowadays for them to be practical - imagine the body count.
 barfolomew: I may be the only one, but I really wish the conversation pit would come back in style.
 Robespierre: "'Go backpacking', they said. 'Pack a tent', they said. 'Have a few laughs', they said..."
Image 231383   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
510
 
 kornisjon: Go home, Dee.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't Sesame Street in Harlem?
 sparename: Still hasn't been told how to get there..
Image 231382   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
625
 
 Not A Bot: The referee on the left is showing the distance to beat, but I don't think this team is going to get the gold.
 Side Boob: A good dog!
Image 231381   02-08-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
270
 
 Not A Bot: "Wait, now I'M depressed!"
 Greifer: All the Best
Image 231380   02-08-18   Uploaded by    alex
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