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273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

273209  tib gubb: maybe the problem is you don't have enough ram

273206  WTF: #RealMenHaveNinetyDegreeAngles

273208  WTF: It was supposed to be making fun of the left-wing media but since she wore the jacket that must mean she actually cares what they think.

273164  a sedated moose: @Yam werewolves of London.

273211  Sage: I think I had this model. This state does not surprise me.

273210  Sadbot: JFC that is a terrible baseline

273211  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me dog

273215  sparename: Crocerole or Cassodile?

273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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Score:
847
 
 Aufziehvogel: Totally buzzed and spaced-out
 Amy Housewine: That's clearly a robot in a feeble disguise.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The opposite of booze isn't weed
 Shay: Robo Jesus does not care, beep boop.
 Ulillillia: Beep boop we get it
 toolbag: Lol at the USA Capitol building on top of a Mayan pyramid on top of a Euro castle
 Dr Awkward: Bender in Denver?
 bug: Was gonna enslave all humans, but then I got high.
 charlemagne: this looks remarkably like my hippie friend angus
 Side Boob: Stonedbot
 funny in the wall: sounds like my kind of robot
 Rembo Prundus: Get a job!
 hanky: Whoa ... it's Gregg Allman robot.
 Peter Pantsless: The opposite of @Sadbot
Image 231389   02-08-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
361
 
 Mr Bleak: Insert tab A into slot B with appropriate screwing.
 betamax: Our breakfast special is a deconstructed wheat toast prepared in our deconstructed toaster.
 Jason Steak: Me too @well duh
 well duh: Reassemble, Stephanie!
 sparename: Sorry Dave, Kryten will rebuild it...
Image 231388   02-08-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
656
 
 Warrax: The trick to these is to have an ass so wide that you're supported by the metal pieces on the side.
 sparename: Toxic Shart Syndrome
 barfolomew: "God damn it Brittney, don't take a picture, help me!"
Image 231387   02-08-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
588
 
 apoxia: dog bless America
 Aufziehvogel: Shooting kids apparently is okay, so you get 1 of 1 points for that.
 robford: @Ulillillia - Me too, but my thoughts involved a super-soaker of icy cold water.
 jochenau: I find it difficult to blame the guy in the second one, tbh.
 Amiga 1000: @Science indeed. The problem is how easy it is to kill someone when you have a gun. Just a click away. Add that to an angry state when you can't even think and there you go.
 Science: @Ulillillia: But let me guess - you have half a fucking brain and ddon't murder people over a minor inconvenience?
 Ulillillia: Can't say I haven't at least *thought* about the first one.
 Dr Awkward: Goddamn it, America.
 Prostata: yeah. "Well regulated militia" my ass. This is bullshit
 snipdawg: I don't think the right to bear arms is worth this.
 Mark As Read: @Yam They are real.
 Yam: I really hope these arent real.
 Peter Pantsless: *splat*
 forkbear: Keep movin', folks - nothin' to see here.
 barfolomew: This is SAD
Image 231386   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
394
 
 Fantasy: vv 'Monster Rap', the firm, 1987, from the album 'Serious Fun'
 Mern Trulbo: My nose was next, and then my toes, but I never lost my head. / Who knows what might happen next - oops, there goes 'me other leg!
 windows96: I'm a monster from the grave, a creature from the crypt / All covered up in bandages: Ha Ha, I'm really sick. / It seems like only yesterday I began to reek the years / when bits of me started falling off / it started with my ears! /
 grizzly: ...so I shot him.
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Haven't they in every Three Stooges short?
 dangerkeith3000: Are the three stooges trying to literally kill each other?
 Ulillillia: Nyuk nyuk
 TheTakeDown: Wy'r day waring togas, anyway?
 Peter Pantsless: Took me a minute to parse the positions of Ramesses and the assassin
 Science: These are cool, but I wish the artist would try a more readable font
Image 231385   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
919
 
 Prostata: @Peter Pantsless awesome! can never have too many capys!
 Sydney: Babybara
 macrocosm: @Side Boob That'll teach you to even CONSIDER wrestling a capybara.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre 'Capyclutch' was my signature wrestling move. I lost a lot.
 Peter Pantsless: I like how much me like these guys. I just uploaded a capy photo, actually
 norgu5: Capyclutch in action.
Image 231384   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: "I kid accidentally came inside my tent then ran away, so I shot him dead"
 sodamachine: @barfolomew Peepul get way too messed up nowadays for them to be practical - imagine the body count.
 barfolomew: I may be the only one, but I really wish the conversation pit would come back in style.
 meh: "'Go backpacking', they said. 'Pack a tent', they said. 'Have a few laughs', they said..."
Image 231383   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
510
 
 kornisjon: Go home, Dee.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't Sesame Street in Harlem?
 sparename: Still hasn't been told how to get there..
Image 231382   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
625
 
 Not A Bot: The referee on the left is showing the distance to beat, but I don't think this team is going to get the gold.
 Side Boob: A good dog!
Image 231381   02-08-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
270
 
 Not A Bot: "Wait, now I'M depressed!"
 Greifer: All the Best
Image 231380   02-08-18   Uploaded by    alex
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