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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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5. Side Boob
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9. Not A Bot
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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 8. Not A Bot: 2757 points
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11. Vanna: 1833 points
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Score:
361
 
 Mr Bleak: Insert tab A into slot B with appropriate screwing.
 some guy : Our breakfast special is a deconstructed wheat toast prepared in our deconstructed toaster.
 Jason Steak: Me too @well duh
 well duh: Reassemble, Stephanie!
 sparename: Sorry Dave, Kryten will rebuild it...
Image 231388   02-08-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
656
 
 Warrax: The trick to these is to have an ass so wide that you're supported by the metal pieces on the side.
 sparename: Toxic Shart Syndrome
 barfolomew: "God damn it Brittney, don't take a picture, help me!"
Image 231387   02-08-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
588
 
 apoxia: dog bless America
 Aufziehvogel: Shooting kids apparently is okay, so you get 1 of 1 points for that.
 robford: @Ulillillia - Me too, but my thoughts involved a super-soaker of icy cold water.
 jochenau: I find it difficult to blame the guy in the second one, tbh.
 Yurishiro: @Science indeed. The problem is how easy it is to kill someone when you have a gun. Just a click away. Add that to an angry state when you can't even think and there you go.
 Science: @Ulillillia: But let me guess - you have half a fucking brain and ddon't murder people over a minor inconvenience?
 Ulillillia: Can't say I haven't at least *thought* about the first one.
 Dr Awkward: Goddamn it, America.
 Prostata: yeah. "Well regulated militia" my ass. This is bullshit
 Yurishiro: I don't think the right to bear arms is worth this.
 Mark As Read: @Yam They are real.
 Yam: I really hope these arent real.
 Peter Pantsless: *splat*
 forkbear: Keep movin', folks - nothin' to see here.
 barfolomew: This is SAD
Image 231386   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
394
 
 Fantasy: vv 'Monster Rap', the firm, 1987, from the album 'Serious Fun'
 Mern Trulbo: My nose was next, and then my toes, but I never lost my head. / Who knows what might happen next - oops, there goes 'me other leg!
 windows96: I'm a monster from the grave, a creature from the crypt / All covered up in bandages: Ha Ha, I'm really sick. / It seems like only yesterday I began to reek the years / when bits of me started falling off / it started with my ears! /
 grizzly: ...so I shot him.
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Haven't they in every Three Stooges short?
 dangerkeith3000: Are the three stooges trying to literally kill each other?
 Ulillillia: Nyuk nyuk
 TheTakeDown: Wy'r day waring togas, anyway?
 Peter Pantsless: Took me a minute to parse the positions of Ramesses and the assassin
 Science: These are cool, but I wish the artist would try a more readable font
Image 231385   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
919
 
 Prostata: @Peter Pantsless awesome! can never have too many capys!
 Yurishiro: Babybara
 macrocosm: @Side Boob That'll teach you to even CONSIDER wrestling a capybara.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre 'Capyclutch' was my signature wrestling move. I lost a lot.
 Peter Pantsless: I like how much me like these guys. I just uploaded a capy photo, actually
 norgu5: Capyclutch in action.
Image 231384   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: "I kid accidentally came inside my tent then ran away, so I shot him dead"
 sodamachine: @barfolomew Peepul get way too messed up nowadays for them to be practical - imagine the body count.
 barfolomew: I may be the only one, but I really wish the conversation pit would come back in style.
 meh: "'Go backpacking', they said. 'Pack a tent', they said. 'Have a few laughs', they said..."
Image 231383   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
510
 
 kornisjon: Go home, Dee.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't Sesame Street in Harlem?
 sparename: Still hasn't been told how to get there..
Image 231382   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
625
 
 Not A Bot: The referee on the left is showing the distance to beat, but I don't think this team is going to get the gold.
 Side Boob: A good dog!
Image 231381   02-08-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
270
 
 Not A Bot: "Wait, now I'M depressed!"
 Greifer: All the Best
Image 231380   02-08-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
397
 
 piranharama: I came.
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!
 dangerkeith3000: Another Shart-related injury.
 White Rice: Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
 crunchymush: Bla-DOWWWWWWW!
 Peter Pantsless: Whoops, another toner b.oner
 VeeKay: Mistakes were made.
 Teechur: Hidden Mickey
Image 231379   02-08-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
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