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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

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Score:
361
 
 Mr Bleak: Insert tab A into slot B with appropriate screwing.
 betamax: Our breakfast special is a deconstructed wheat toast prepared in our deconstructed toaster.
 Jason Steak: Me too @well duh
 well duh: Reassemble, Stephanie!
 sparename: Sorry Dave, Kryten will rebuild it...
Image 231388   02-08-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
656
 
 Warrax: The trick to these is to have an ass so wide that you're supported by the metal pieces on the side.
 sparename: Toxic Shart Syndrome
 barfolomew: "God damn it Brittney, don't take a picture, help me!"
Image 231387   02-08-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
588
 
 apoxia: dog bless America
 Aufziehvogel: Shooting kids apparently is okay, so you get 1 of 1 points for that.
 robford: @Ulillillia - Me too, but my thoughts involved a super-soaker of icy cold water.
 jochenau: I find it difficult to blame the guy in the second one, tbh.
 Amiga 1000: @Science indeed. The problem is how easy it is to kill someone when you have a gun. Just a click away. Add that to an angry state when you can't even think and there you go.
 Science: @Ulillillia: But let me guess - you have half a fucking brain and ddon't murder people over a minor inconvenience?
 Ulillillia: Can't say I haven't at least *thought* about the first one.
 Dr Awkward: Goddamn it, America.
 Prostata: yeah. "Well regulated militia" my ass. This is bullshit
 snipdawg: I don't think the right to bear arms is worth this.
 Mark As Read: @Yam They are real.
 Yam: I really hope these arent real.
 Peter Pantsless: *splat*
 forkbear: Keep movin', folks - nothin' to see here.
 barfolomew: This is SAD
Image 231386   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
394
 
 Fantasy: vv 'Monster Rap', the firm, 1987, from the album 'Serious Fun'
 Mern Trulbo: My nose was next, and then my toes, but I never lost my head. / Who knows what might happen next - oops, there goes 'me other leg!
 windows96: I'm a monster from the grave, a creature from the crypt / All covered up in bandages: Ha Ha, I'm really sick. / It seems like only yesterday I began to reek the years / when bits of me started falling off / it started with my ears! /
 grizzly: ...so I shot him.
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Haven't they in every Three Stooges short?
 dangerkeith3000: Are the three stooges trying to literally kill each other?
 Ulillillia: Nyuk nyuk
 TheTakeDown: Wy'r day waring togas, anyway?
 Peter Pantsless: Took me a minute to parse the positions of Ramesses and the assassin
 Science: These are cool, but I wish the artist would try a more readable font
Image 231385   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
919
 
 Prostata: @Peter Pantsless awesome! can never have too many capys!
 Sydney: Babybara
 macrocosm: @Side Boob That'll teach you to even CONSIDER wrestling a capybara.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre 'Capyclutch' was my signature wrestling move. I lost a lot.
 Peter Pantsless: I like how much me like these guys. I just uploaded a capy photo, actually
 norgu5: Capyclutch in action.
Image 231384   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: "I kid accidentally came inside my tent then ran away, so I shot him dead"
 sodamachine: @barfolomew Peepul get way too messed up nowadays for them to be practical - imagine the body count.
 barfolomew: I may be the only one, but I really wish the conversation pit would come back in style.
 meh: "'Go backpacking', they said. 'Pack a tent', they said. 'Have a few laughs', they said..."
Image 231383   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
510
 
 kornisjon: Go home, Dee.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't Sesame Street in Harlem?
 sparename: Still hasn't been told how to get there..
Image 231382   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
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 Not A Bot: The referee on the left is showing the distance to beat, but I don't think this team is going to get the gold.
 Side Boob: A good dog!
Image 231381   02-08-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
270
 
 Not A Bot: "Wait, now I'M depressed!"
 Greifer: All the Best
Image 231380   02-08-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
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 piranharama: I came.
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!
 dangerkeith3000: Another Shart-related injury.
 White Rice: Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
 crunchymush: Bla-DOWWWWWWW!
 Peter Pantsless: Whoops, another toner b.oner
 VeeKay: Mistakes were made.
 Teechur: Hidden Mickey
Image 231379   02-08-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
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