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233926  Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.

233932  Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.

233935  Kaviri: @Scoo Or taking something

233936  Kaviri: I have seen the future, and it is rad my dudes.

233951  Robespierre: Slide a mile when it's only 25 feet long? Tow THAT's a neat trick!

233939  Kaviri: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 5, 4, 3, 2...

233920  Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.

233941  Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?

233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

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233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.



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 Wooden Spoon: Can I eat it? Im gonna eat it.
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Its even cuter in real life!
 fanny: I read a really cute book about a dog with monarch wings.
 sparename: Pupper ponders pupated papillon
Image 231182   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
243
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Good to see your helium balloons are working. But your classroom seems to be upside down
 fanny: saddest birthday ever
 Teechur: We're not allowed to have balloons in our skool because of latex allergies.
 when so: The laser corps training center
 Robespierre: Water balloons?
Image 231181   02-07-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
400
 
 Mr Bleak: Didn't I tell you to use a frisbee?
 Felicity: Rob LaBelle
 Not A Bot: Anything's a stick if you're dog enough
 fumbduck: Why so blue, Ray?
 Teechur: Might need a straightened paper clip to get that out.
 grizzly: Scars and such
 when so: The hair really sells this
 Dr Awkward: CD Ron?
 Yurishiro: Please insert disk 2
 ignatz: Now suck a lemon
Image 231180   02-07-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
413
 
 sirgallium: thanks obama
 Dresdenkeogh: This is not my beautiful wife
 Dr Awkward: Willem Defoe has a beautiful dress
Image 231179   02-07-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
188
 
 Ihminen: i like the berry flavor more to that orange one
 VoR: Odd. I like it.
Image 231178   02-07-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
517
 
 Felicity: @ping Thanks! :-) And yes, /Stranger Things/ is pretty good about getting the period details right
 ping: @Felicity Good font knowledge. I just looked up Benguiat and am glad to see that it was created before Stranger Things is set. I like that attention to detail
 Felicity: @ping FWIW the font is essentially Benguiat, with some fancy things done to it. A free alternative clone of Benguiat is Katrina
 ping: @Mad Collager I appreciate the effort. Depending on the complexity of the image I'll either duplicate and repurpose (as you did) or try to find a font that is close. There are a lot of fan-made fonts out there, some of which are really good and some that are hilariously bad.
 Mad Collager: @ping Thank you! I wasn't sure how you'd react, seeing as you were feeling bad about the straight bits. I just took the original logo and made a "P" out of an "R", and made an "L" out of an "E". The straight bits are just left alone.
 ping: @Mad Collager You totally did the cute little straight bit on the letter Gs. That is awesome. Thank you so much. I'm so pleased I could throttle you. No... wait. Don't run away. Come back!
 Mad Collager: @ping This is for you! (Even if you're not into garrotting.)
 sparename: Wasn't he in "Friends"?
Image 231177   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
810
 
 BavidDowie: Cute. I can say it bc I'm cute too.
 Mr. Shine: Your dog is awesome.
 Yurishiro: funny beast on a bunny feast
 VoR: ...perhaps stay away from the local park.
 Prostata: buns are nice
Image 231176   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
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 Not A Bot: Pupper suicide
 a robot: @Dr Awkward I don't know but I'm strangely glad they did
 deeeeeeeez: Westworld lets you do virtually anything you like and you chose this??
 Dr Awkward: Wait, why does someone have a hedgehog and an image of Michelangelo's Sistene Chapel painting somewhere out in the American West?
 VoR: ...though I'm told its a grower, lol.
 VoR: A little pricky for my liking.
Image 231175   02-07-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
159
 
 Dr Awkward: Chlorophyll AF
 ping: American Cabbage.
Image 231174   02-07-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
303
 
 charlemagne: they do it with the lights on and their socks off on the continent
 Dr Awkward: Ooh, more gin!
 AlexDeLarge: This was very intentional.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wonder if aonghus mcanally will be there?
 VoR: ...valentines day is not a last minute job
 Mr. Whiskers: "Europe: Pees and Vagees
 Yurishiro: #229035 this username/upload combo is better tho
 Mad Collager: I'm not sure now whether I like clams or not.
Image 231173   02-07-18   Uploaded by    let it go
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