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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.


263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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11. a robot: 1420 points
12. Murm Gungus: 1357 points
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 Not A Bot: Monday the sixth, robots take over Japan.
Image 230828   02-05-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
 Matricii: If I'm not back in 20 minutes, call the fire department
Image 230827   02-05-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
 Dr. Bathroom: Nothing better than dropping your glass beer bottle in the shower.
 well duh: I NEED DIS.
 Matricii: Scotch is an everyday/anywhere drink to be fair...
 Zukero: @funny in the wall as a bonus, scotch has a reusable cap.
 funny in the wall: beer is a little too similar to soap. scotch is the shower drink
Image 230826   02-05-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
 well duh: I NEED DIS.
 Matricii: SLAINTE!
 Aufziehvogel: SKOL!
Image 230825   02-05-18   Uploaded by    UnknownSample
 Unstableton: This is me now. But It is entirely my own fault - I shouldn't stay up to 3am playing ONI on a work day!
 antipatterns: Hard ta believe the brain ain't workin on account of that fancy "art-girl" haircut
 Matricii: Do not ask the brain.... Caffeine it into submission!!
 WTF: I love Brainhorn!
Image 230824   02-05-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 kornisjon: Ageing with grace.
 Apple IIe: If you can read this. I'm going bald.
 communist: @Zukero FAKE NEWS (gotta stay with the times, man!)
 petunias: Lack of
 barfolomew: The problem of male pattern baldness, solved by Marcel Duchamp.
 Teechur: I like your hair replacement.
 Zukero: False advertising
 Ulillillia: COMMENT
Image 230823   02-05-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 Soaps Pierre: That's fair, Fiona kinda looks like the black widow
 Matricii: Shrek 2: The Shrekening
 Ulillillia: Hulk like onion. Have layers.
 Ihminen: Shrek is back... and he's pissed!
 Side Boob: Eh, close enough
 tib gubb: fan fiction be like
Image 230822   02-05-18   Uploaded by    Nope
 Stom Premben: Day 6....
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless That sounds cuter. I will start calling them that instead.
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan You mean sprinkles?
 gorilla: Not me, I get the color of the bad sticker after 5 minutes
 Matricii: People that can tan are mocking me and it hurts...
 Annoying Vegan : Me at all times, but with freckles.
Image 230821   02-05-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 balloon: Cats geting cancer. :-/
 Matricii: Guys! The Purrincipal is coming!! Cheese it!
 dangerkeith3000: Smoking the ol' catnip.
 Teechur: Richard Scarry books are turning to the dark side.
 Ulillillia: Delinquent furries
 FabricMan: Stray Cat Strut
 moogerator: i take it these aren't the rocket scientist cats from #230819
Image 230820   02-05-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Matricii: Do the tassles... make it go faster?
 Teechur: Rocketcat backwards is tactekcoR
 Ulillillia: Cats in spaaaace!
 psyops: meowtronauts vote no more rovers in space.
 Mr. Shine: Spacecats are nice.
 sparename: But the Cheshire Air-Training School used to have Cessnas?
Image 230819   02-05-18   Uploaded by    when so
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