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273408  whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273408  Bob: @Dr Awkward Please tell us about your goats and post photos. Goats are super rad.

273417  Bob: I do. NGAF.

273429  fullofwind: Wasnt there a whole website for this back in the day? Bert is Evil or something?

273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273255 LurkedMoar: Rats!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

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 Matricii: Yes please?
 NoRagrets: @Yurishiro That is the fine line I walk everyday.
 skunkrocker: Evertything coming to my mind right now would not be allowed here
 Aufziehvogel: If it grabs the titties it will get the sock again!!
Image 230770   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 BabyVaccine: telemarketers
 Hokie333: @tib gubb even George Carlin said it was unusual in that it had no other (clean) meanings, as opposed to 'snatch', box', or, ahem, 'beautiful people'
 maura: @tib gubb all the English language dictionaries I've checked kind of disagree with that but I guess probably I'd have to be english to understand.
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro It's actually a really versatile word, outside of that crude reference to a woman's reproductive parts
 Unicorn: @tib gubb it's weird that you can write that word unfiltered
 tib gubb: a simple "you are a cunt" would have probably sufficed. some people just have way too much time on their hands, i guess
 Aufziehvogel: As old as the internet itself
 a robot: ts;dr
 Hokie333: @jochenau C4G was pretty much a scam; Mr. Haberny was doing God's work.
 jochenau: Not something to be proud of.
Image 230769   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 tea: That's what she... oh, hang on, she did say that.
 Matricii: With the proliferation of mind-altering substances in today's America, I think many people enjoy being confused.
 yawgmoth: So you enjoy men who kill and ride?
 HatStand: In that order, or..?
 Amy Housewine: It's not that I enjoy it, I just seem to have no choice.
 duckfarts: what if i enjoy being confused
 Ulillillia: @Korrok Neat!
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
Image 230768   02-04-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
 Matricii: That sounds like torture, not cheese.
 duckfarts: it's not real cheese, but it's gouda nuff
 BavidDowie: Put THAT in your pasteurizer and smoke it.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Keep it classy Safe Way
Image 230767   02-04-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
 afroking: How dare you Putin me at the worst table!
 Amy Housewine: Banquo's ghost in 3... 2... 1...
 WTF: You know the old saying, "There's no collusion when you're among friends"
 Sadbot: Stein/Flynn 2020
Image 230766   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Jak
 Matricii: Black Dog... crap... I'm gonna die.
 HatStand: *muffled woof*
 Bohab: Were Maggie
Image 230765   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
 Chocolate Pain: @Side Boob hahah
 Side Boob: @Rev80 Just make those checks out to CASH. We're between banks right now.
 Rev80: I had no idea that Skynet was a subsidiary of Aperture Laboratories
 illBilliam: August 29th, 2:14 AM: Skynet becomes self-aware... and begins drinking
Image 230764   02-04-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
 Matricii: ...the resulting domestic abuse case was the worst that the Sesame Street Precinct had seen in over 35 years...
 Urn BooUrn: Gettin' real tired of your shit, Ernie.
Image 230763   02-04-18   Uploaded by    dorian
 Messed Up Dog: No it's Batrick.
Image 230762   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 HatStand: Existance is pain
 dangerkeith3000: Dammit, Primus.
 Sadbot: @Sage No, lightly refry it, it is the only way
 Ulillillia: Feel the rhythm with your hands
Image 230761   02-04-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
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