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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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2. dangerkeith3000
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7. sparename
8. Mr Bleak
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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WannaBee uploaded 262644 (755 points)
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aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (707 points)
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 5. shadebane: 1957 points
 6. drhenry: 1761 points
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 8. Shay: 1667 points
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10. The Turks: 1585 points
11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
13. ineedhepl: 1432 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. 9inchfails: 1369 points
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 Rev80: I've heard of second-hand smoke, but second-mouth smoke!??! Mind and lungs blown..
 when so: Somebody won a bet
Image 230757   02-04-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Mr. Shine: HALP!
 WTF: Now that's what I call quick drying cement!
 when so: The Mystery of Doggygara Fault
 Mexico: *howls at #230758*
 Mr. Butt: Now you're thinking with borkfals.
Image 230756   02-04-18   Uploaded by    meh
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: That's ok - I had to look it up to confirm my statement because it's been so ling since I had to do manual long division.
 dangerkeith3000: @Science This is really fucking embarrassing because I got my Bachelor's degree in Mathematics. Let us speak of this no more.
 Science: @dangerkeith3000:…
 Demon Universe: Its called long division. Old school yall. Now this here is called an abacus, but mainly I just play with the beads.
 dangerkeith3000: @Science The way it is written on her eyebrow does NOT show 10/2=5 (which is correct of course) it shows 5/2=10 which is WRONG. That is what I mean by it is not division as division has been defined since its conception thousands of years ago.
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: Ummm, nooooo... Are you doing New Math? 10/2=5
 dangerkeith3000: @Science The divisor goes on top. 5 divided by 2 isn't 10.
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: Then what is it? There's a dividend, a divisor, and a quotient...
 dangerkeith3000: Umm...that's not division.
Image 230755   02-04-18   Uploaded by    carlin
 augustus: Say it
 Bu7Z: WAY to
 waffles: Is a weird
 CheezGrater: Well this
 Sadbot: But who will you smack talk if you play SSBM alone?
Image 230754   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 Matricii: Gaze into the abyss which is my fish catcher
 Kaviri: *Burps profusely*
 foreversmug: 0
 BavidDowie: MAW.
 Teechur: I may be blue-footed, but I ain't no booby!
Image 230753   02-04-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
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 Starky15: @Mr. Shine are you suggesting I cant be trans-Wookiee? Racist.
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb That's how this works now, right?
 tib gubb: @Mr. Shine He's literally hitler! get him!
 Mr. Shine: @Starky15 That sounds pretty transphobic.
 WTF: If you squint hard enough it becomes a '70'.
 Starky15: Theyre calling it trans-age. I guess Ill self identify as a Wookiee as I rip your arms off if youre near my daughter.
 Teechur: It's gotta be metric. Please let it be metric.
 Darmstadtium: Not... legal?
 tib gubb: it's very simple. don't fuck little kids.
Image 230751   02-04-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
 Mexico: Quit projecting your failed marriages on me and get me a drink.
Image 230750   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 dangerkeith3000: That man has no legs!
 addend: "Yes."
Image 230749   02-04-18   Uploaded by    amputator
 Kaviri: That man has no legs!
 raditzu: Lemme go human! I have to snort in ALL this cocaine!
Image 230748   02-04-18   Uploaded by    danny
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