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272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
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brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
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 wolfpk: I think you have a fungal infection.
 Aufziehvogel: Alice this is too much mushrooms for you
 Mr. Shine: Fun gal.
Image 230662   02-04-18   Uploaded by    UnknownSample
Image 230661 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Shay. We'll pray for you, Shay.
Score:
731
 
 Eleftheros: @Scoo @ping @Annoying Vegan @Derp Herpigan Come on Barbie deaths a party
 Scoo: @ping @Annoying Vegan @Derp Herpigan Imagination, light up your cremation!
 ping: @Derp Herpigan @Annoying Vegan You could be my heir, inherit everywhere.
 Annoying Vegan : @Derp Herpigan Its fantastic, in a pink casket!
 Derp Herpigan: I'm a barbie girl, who has left this barbie world.
Image 230660   02-04-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
265
 
 Mr. Shine: This is what Dianne Feinstein actually believes.
 Prostata: fallout mod
 Mr. Butt: It's Nerf or nothing.
 Not A Bot: The way pandas see the world.
Image 230659   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
566
 
 Not A Bot: Pushing the boundaries of urinal puck design
 Amy Housewine: Rob is such a dick.
Image 230658   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Image 230657 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boxboxbox. Your image was bad, boxboxbox.
Score:
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 Dreforian: @Science Conga rats!
 Science: I finally made it through med school, Somehow I made it through
 Mad Collager: I heart Christmas!
Image 230656   02-04-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
475
 
 LurkedMoar: Soon
 Unicorn: Back cat beaming
 Dresdenkeogh: When changing sheets, cats are the assistants we need, not the ones we deserve
Image 230655   02-04-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
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 depression: edited for wrong sounding comment. Still rad for silken girlfriend.
 Zukero: Must've eaten many many gems.
 Prefuse: That horse uses Pantene Pro-V
 Mad Collager: This horse takes "buff" to a whole new level.
 Aufziehvogel: Nice fur, can I brush it? And later the horse too, maybe
 apoxia: This is a crazy beautiful horse.
 Wort Mumpus: Hilp-horse I'd like to pet
 sparenamelaptopdied: Does your girlfriend use fake-tan?
 Bagels: That is the shiniest horse I've ever seen
 Urn BooUrn: Is your girlfriend radiant?
 Ulillillia: I believe it's called "menage a trois"
Image 230654   02-04-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
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 Mad Collager: When first hatched, the Eastern hairbrush resembles a bird. As it matures, it's avian parts drop off and the handle and head develop fully, along with the mature bristles.
 Winterneuro: Isnt that the thing Kahn put Chekhovs ear in Wrath of Kahn?
 Mr. Shine: Ohhhh, please be alive!
 Bagels: I don't know what kind of bird that is, but it is tiny and I love it
Image 230653   02-04-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
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