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233365  Defiance: @mrwiffler what do you mean

233469  Butcherboy: And they cut down the woods of birnam woods and moved them up dunsidane hill. Macbeth never knew what hit him

233431  tokyopig: @antipatterns I was gonna say get cheaper whiskey.

233432  tokyopig: panel 4 should have been just one guy bowing while in the phone tbh

233434  tokyopig: and they say the left can't meme.

233443  tokyopig: Foggy The Bear.

233462  Skaalar: The honey must flooooooow.

233462  Skaalar: Is that... Wormsign?

233462  tokyopig: bullying target sighted, commence bullying subroutine

233465  Sadbot: welcome to the struggalo

233462  a robot: Oh, bother.

233441  addend: You'll be the toast of the party.

233446  addend: (Walks up to 9th floor.) / (Walks down to 6th floor.)

233457  Felicity: On what

233461  Peter Pantsless: Looks like #233455 forgot to take his Halls

233445  addend: But it's very long and hard, heh heh.

233448  addend: It's a small world, after all.

233451  Psymon: I majored in Psymonistry in college

233453  Psymon: If we were as big on the outside as we are on the inside

233454  Psymon: "Good luck sorting out which is which."

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1. Robespierre
2. glenalec
3. Teechur
4. Felicity
5. Mr. Shine
6. tib gubb
7. Kaviri
8. VeeKay
9. Ulillillia
10. Yurishiro



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233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233237 Felicity: How about just dont donate things if they dont belong to you?

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233372 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.

233382 Whatever: @Robespierre Sorry if youre not rich or a slave to corporate overlords then youre stuck with Trumpcare ads for 3 to 7 more years

233418 Kaviri: *his

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233267 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1260 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1110 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1086 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1074 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1065 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1061 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1021 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)
frankie uploaded 232977 (952 points)
sue uploaded 233095 (952 points)


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 3. Mr. Shine: 4331 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4243 points
 5. ping: 3869 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2517 points
 7. frankie: 2486 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. ineedhepl: 2110 points
10. Side Boob: 2069 points
11. cannabis: 1930 points
12. nimbus: 1906 points
13. bigbison: 1790 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1673 points
15. a robot: 1663 points
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Score:
676
 
 Robespierre: @VeeKay Somehow or another, becoming a viper's victuals is not really quite what I pictured myself doing tonight.
 VeeKay: Round pupils and a little head may indicate that the nope rope is non-venomous. Best way of telling is to let it bite you. If you receive two puncture wounds it has fangs and is venomous. Seek medical attention urgently. Rehearse your story and try not to sound too stupid when you tell it.
 Robespierre: The Living Spirograph is cool.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk He's a small little guy that eats insects. Not venomous, and certainly not evil.
 glenalec: #230100
 Dr Awkward: That's a jaunty fucking snek
 wolfpk: Snakes are evil. The prettier they are, the deadlier they are!
 Korrok: I can dig it.
 Hyphae: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssskittlesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, tassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...
 Teechur: Bright colors always mean "cuddly"
Image 230056   01-31-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
286
 
 glenalec: HFS resource fork
Image 230055   01-31-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
367
 
 Otterman: I bet that giant dog is a good hugger
 Robespierre: "We didn't do it ... whatever IT is"
 dangerkeith3000: They all just peed under that tree.
 Spazstatic: Nice, a dog and 3 cats. Two of them are kinda ugly, but hey, cats are nice.
 Teechur: The cat knows which one was unfaithful, but he's not talking.
Image 230054   01-31-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
600
 
 Yurishiro: Erryday is tuna day
Image 230053   01-31-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
114
 
 Robespierre: Gear penetration sounds painful.
 antipatterns: Not For Sale In California
 Annoying Vegan : How much do you know about the Gear Wars, exactly?
 Spazstatic: @Mr. Whiskers I think the joke is that those 3 gears, being interlocked, are not going to turn regardless of your penetrating lubricant.
 Hokie333: uhhh huhhuhhuh, penetrate, huhhuh.
 Hyphae: double double
 Hyphae: Mark needs some nozzling over here. Come on, nozzle towards me, already!
 square44: no amount of lubricant will unstick those gears
 Teechur: @Mr. Whiskers If your name's Mark, you're GONNA get it.
 Mr. Whiskers: idgi
Image 230052   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
201
 
 mexican: @DrinkMixMan Sometimes, however, it is a hooker.
 DrinkMixMan: Sometimes a sentient fishing pole with a pair of sexy legs on it is just a sentient fishing pole with a pair of sexy legs on it.
 dangerkeith3000: OK, well what are the other two, funny man?
 Spazstatic: Oh god, it's been like 20 years...
 Spazstatic: Ooohhh, hahahaha, I get it now! It's only been... What, 20 years?
Image 230051   01-31-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
271
 
 Science: Do you read Sutter Cane?
 Yurishiro: *Mexican accent* "Eye eye eye!"
 Hyphae: Eye of the needle?
Image 230050   01-31-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
292
 
 Robespierre: "Mutant Mango"?
 itskando: Heh. Mighty Max
 Not A Bot: Keep your foul mouthed flag away from my son.
 wolfpk: Gorilla Grod is having a bad day.
Image 230049   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
338
 
 Robespierre: As Sheriff Jon Bunnell once said, "They're just outside the arena, but a MILLION miles from sanity!"
 glenalec: Un-dead are more civilised of the two groups.
 Teechur: Return trip: #230047
Image 230048   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
446
 
 dangerkeith3000: haha
 Teechur: Interesting juxtaposition #230048
Image 230047   01-31-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
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