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249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the socks...an Apple Watch. And inside the watch...dental floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.



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Score:
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 windows96: @VeeKay Somehow or another, becoming a viper's victuals is not really quite what I pictured myself doing tonight.
 VeeKay: Round pupils and a little head may indicate that the nope rope is non-venomous. Best way of telling is to let it bite you. If you receive two puncture wounds it has fangs and is venomous. Seek medical attention urgently. Rehearse your story and try not to sound too stupid when you tell it.
 cassette1: The Living Spirograph is cool.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk He's a small little guy that eats insects. Not venomous, and certainly not evil.
 glenalec: #230100
 Dr Awkward: That's a jaunty fucking snek
 wolfpk: Snakes are evil. The prettier they are, the deadlier they are!
 Korrok: I can dig it.
 Hyphae: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssskittlesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, tassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...
 Teechur: Bright colors always mean "cuddly"
Image 230056   01-31-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
286
 
 glenalec: HFS resource fork
Image 230055   01-31-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
367
 
 Otterman: I bet that giant dog is a good hugger
 beefbeef: "We didn't do it ... whatever IT is"
 dangerkeith3000: They all just peed under that tree.
 Spazstatic: Nice, a dog and 3 cats. Two of them are kinda ugly, but hey, cats are nice.
 Teechur: The cat knows which one was unfaithful, but he's not talking.
Image 230054   01-31-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
617
 
 Yurishiro: Erryday is tuna day
Image 230053   01-31-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
114
 
 aeroaero: Gear penetration sounds painful.
 antipatterns: Not For Sale In California
 Annoying Vegan : How much do you know about the Gear Wars, exactly?
 Spazstatic: @Mr. Whiskers I think the joke is that those 3 gears, being interlocked, are not going to turn regardless of your penetrating lubricant.
 Hokie333: uhhh huhhuhhuh, penetrate, huhhuh.
 Hyphae: double double
 Hyphae: Mark needs some nozzling over here. Come on, nozzle towards me, already!
 square44: no amount of lubricant will unstick those gears
 Teechur: @Mr. Whiskers If your name's Mark, you're GONNA get it.
 Mr. Whiskers: idgi
Image 230052   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
217
 
 mexican: @DrinkMixMan Sometimes, however, it is a hooker.
 DrinkMixMan: Sometimes a sentient fishing pole with a pair of sexy legs on it is just a sentient fishing pole with a pair of sexy legs on it.
 dangerkeith3000: OK, well what are the other two, funny man?
 Spazstatic: Oh god, it's been like 20 years...
 Spazstatic: Ooohhh, hahahaha, I get it now! It's only been... What, 20 years?
Image 230051   01-31-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
270
 
 Science: Do you read Sutter Cane?
 Yurishiro: *Mexican accent* "Eye eye eye!"
 Hyphae: Eye of the needle?
Image 230050   01-31-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
292
 
 No Penguins Allowed: "Mutant Mango"?
 itskando: Heh. Mighty Max
 Not A Bot: Keep your foul mouthed flag away from my son.
 wolfpk: Gorilla Grod is having a bad day.
Image 230049   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
338
 
 manlyman: As Sheriff Jon Bunnell once said, "They're just outside the arena, but a MILLION miles from sanity!"
 glenalec: Un-dead are more civilised of the two groups.
 Teechur: Return trip: #230047
Image 230048   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
459
 
 dangerkeith3000: haha
 Teechur: Interesting juxtaposition #230048
Image 230047   01-31-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
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