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262591  NO JOKES: Wish my dog would do this, he makes me walk forever!

262521  Felicity: That's a tot ology

262522  Felicity: INEWARHOL?

262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262343 DimeBoxSammie: Its only a flesh wound

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262469 Spazstatic: Ajit has bandwidth if you have coin.

262342 Ihminen: what is happening haha

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262377 Staida: We get it, you vape

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 Crerb Morpupert: @VeeKay Somehow or another, becoming a viper's victuals is not really quite what I pictured myself doing tonight.
 Freld Brungus: Round pupils and a little head may indicate that the nope rope is non-venomous. Best way of telling is to let it bite you. If you receive two puncture wounds it has fangs and is venomous. Seek medical attention urgently. Rehearse your story and try not to sound too stupid when you tell it.
 Darb Morpumple: The Living Spirograph is cool.
 Vuple Bropert: @wolfpk He's a small little guy that eats insects. Not venomous, and certainly not evil.
 Girm Brombies: #230100
 Bang Albumple: That's a jaunty fucking snek
 Thild Cremombies: Snakes are evil. The prettier they are, the deadlier they are!
 Lawn Brungo: I can dig it.
 Deld Flomple: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssskittlesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, tassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...
 Trelm Drumongo: Bright colors always mean "cuddly"
Image 230056   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Leple Morpombies
 Guple Rempumple: HFS resource fork
Image 230055   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Paft Brungo
 Florb Plemombies: I bet that giant dog is a good hugger
 Rurt Ploble: "We didn't do it ... whatever IT is"
 Varm Grunongo: They all just peed under that tree.
 Marbo Flopert: Nice, a dog and 3 cats. Two of them are kinda ugly, but hey, cats are nice.
 Tring Dampumple: The cat knows which one was unfaithful, but he's not talking.
Image 230054   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Trarb Flumbies
 Thungo Brumple: Erryday is tuna day
Image 230053   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Jeft Rempoble
 Frorm Flupert: Gear penetration sounds painful.
 Gulm Plemuble: Not For Sale In California
 Mown Plombies: How much do you know about the Gear Wars, exactly?
 Rarm Dampopert: @Mr. Whiskers I think the joke is that those 3 gears, being interlocked, are not going to turn regardless of your penetrating lubricant.
 Remp Drumumple: uhhh huhhuhhuh, penetrate, huhhuh.
 Thold Morpongus: double double
 Domp Brongus: Mark needs some nozzling over here. Come on, nozzle towards me, already!
 Rerm Plemombies: no amount of lubricant will unstick those gears
 Crald Albupert: @Mr. Whiskers If your name's Mark, you're GONNA get it.
 Jong Albumple: idgi
Image 230052   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Lung Grumbies
 Frerbo Grombies: @DrinkMixMan Sometimes, however, it is a hooker.
 Gampo Floble: Sometimes a sentient fishing pole with a pair of sexy legs on it is just a sentient fishing pole with a pair of sexy legs on it.
 Gamp Groble: OK, well what are the other two, funny man?
 Lango Flongo: Oh god, it's been like 20 years...
 Jump Plomple: Ooohhh, hahahaha, I get it now! It's only been... What, 20 years?
Image 230051   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Vart Grunoble
 Mango Drumumbies: Do you read Sutter Cane?
 Polm Albungo: *Mexican accent* "Eye eye eye!"
 Pild Albomple: Eye of the needle?
Image 230050   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Gempo Drumoble
 Dort Horpombies: "Mutant Mango"?
 Flango Horpopert: Heh. Mighty Max
 Hiple Horpuble: Keep your foul mouthed flag away from my son.
 Vild Horpongo: Gorilla Grod is having a bad day.
Image 230049   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Reple Flumumbies
 Triwn Grombies: As Sheriff Jon Bunnell once said, "They're just outside the arena, but a MILLION miles from sanity!"
 Thimp Flumoble: Un-dead are more civilised of the two groups.
 Jawn Plemungo: Return trip: #230047
Image 230048   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Hing Morpuble
 Crilm Albumbies: haha
 Jelm Flumumple: Interesting juxtaposition #230048
Image 230047   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Barb Rempopert
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