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272601  ignatz: Works better with a pint of IPA..

272624  macrocosm: Plumbers at Hogwarts must be anorexic cuz in that shit would snapped in 2 from the jump out here

272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

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 Kaviri: Baby cucumbers.
 badger: Don't Just stare at it..
 dangerkeith3000: put em in your mouth
 Nope: Millipede pods
Image 230042   01-31-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
 jazzjunkie: When the structure can't be saved, sometimes you just gotta let it burn itself out. Stick around to make sure it doesn't spread.
 brian greene: when your ex wife has an exclusion order
 Greifer: He says it's fine
 Not A Bot: Holy balls that's some fine iconography
 Spazstatic: And when the cops came through me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches - And still weren't found out!
 Mr. Shine: About your performance review, Larry . . .
 wolfpk: Yeah, I suck at my job!!
 Teechur: Spiders, amirite?
Image 230041   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 vape station: Came here to post that @well duh
 dangerkeith3000: Gattaca
 well duh: The design and shape, along with being right hand drive, I guessed French before searching the googles; I was correct, it's a Matra 530LX. I'd heard of and seen Matra vehicles before, but never this one.
 Spazstatic: But what is it?
 Nope: @Teechur and every once and a while you get a violent revolution
 Teechur: @Nope So it gets better mileage and is easier to park?
 Nope: It's like a corvette, but european
Image 230040   01-31-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
 Rev80: This ham tastes like a sweater
 Dr Awkward: Pigs in a blanket?
 Mr. Whiskers: Ham Cozy
 Teechur: Hamigurumi
Image 230039   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Stom Premben: @Felicity Hmm, now that my browser has crashed, the image shows up
 amputator: Blank image
 cj22: Wot wot?
 Spazstatic: Mmmmm
 Nope: I just kept dropping hints that I wanted him to eat ass but he just woudlnt get it. What do I do Ms Manners?
Image 230038   01-31-18   Uploaded by    winwolf
 brown tony: @Felicity Image displaying now
 Tiny Butt: Blank image again
 Mumbo Dingus: Feisty.
Image 230037   01-31-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
 originaluser: @Felicity And now, non-blank. Weird
 lavender: Another blank image
 Kevin II: Alamo Square!
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Shine v v v I woke up at 4am and thought "I should have said Cocker Spaniel!"
 Mr. Shine: You've heard of rat terriers, coon hounds, and wolfhounds, dogs named after the things they were bred to hunt? Well this is a weiner dog.
 Mr. Shine:
 wolfpk: If you won't throw him a ball, he'll just get one on his own
 Prostata: is THAT what happened to Guy Fieri?
 fanny: @Ulillillia Ha! I love you. that was my first thought too :)
 Mr. Shine: @Ulillillia It got its d!ck bitten.
 Ulillillia: Whatever happened to predictability?
 marxist: @Mr. Shine - "Reality" is my dog name.
 Mr. Shine: This really bites.
Image 230036   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 Science: The new "Where's Waldo" books are way too easy. kids today want everything handed to them on a silver platter.
 dobbiesdoogs: now picture how he would look without the beard
Image 230035   01-31-18   Uploaded by    gggina
 Passive: My favorite flavor, Ripple!
 Passive: My favorite flavor, Ripple!
Image 230034   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 trelyate: @mexican prettymuch every mammal except humans have dick bones
 mexican: Waitwaitwait what. Racoon dicks actually have bones in them? Christ.
 a sedated moose: Coon-dick toothpick.
 carpwoman: Cheezus, my dad used to scrimshaw those. He had a drawer full of raccoon wiener bones.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: worked with a guy who thought it was hilarious to give these to people as stir sticks. nice try randy.
 jochenau: Penis bone, more specifically.
Image 230033   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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