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233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition."…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

233002  barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

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 tib gubb: 1 fish please
 glenalec: No bag, thanks. I bought my own.
Image 229834   01-30-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Dr Awkward: Fawkes-ey lady.
 dangerkeith3000: I've heard of Anonymous sex but this is ridiculous!
 funny in the wall: MultI-masking@ignatz
 Prostata: whole lotta derp in this pic
 bug: Works on tigers *and* douchebags.
 savvoy: That giant human head-louse he's working adds a new spin to this classic
 ignatz: Multi-tasking
Image 229833   01-30-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
 Dr Awkward: @Korrok but do you approve?
 Korrok: Neat...
 Nothing: uh
 Ihminen: I have tons of those but just not unopened in the original packaging ...thinking about putting bunch of them on ebay if anyone is interested
 Diogenes: "Being dead can't stop me, darling." -Andy Warhol
 Scoo: Thanks, but you know, I already have a lot of nothing
Image 229832   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
 Mr Bleak: Where's the Tide pods?
 some guy : @Diogenes Ranch it up, brotendo!
 dangerkeith3000: I only like their barbecue sauce.
 Diogenes: I never realized until now that I don't want to go anywhere near a ranch that can be described as creamy.
 wolfpk: Bad, empty spots
 Darmstadtium: No Szechuan sauce?!?
Image 229831   01-30-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
 Diogenes: "... and anyway, that's what happened when I smoked salvia."
 glenalec: Cotton-eye Joe!
Image 229830   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 Diogenes: "For legal reasons it's not a midnight meat train, it's really more of a tuesday taco trolley."
Image 229829   01-30-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
 Mr Bleak: As given to #229825
 Mad Collager: My name is Uncle Rob, and I approved this product.
 savvoy: And I thought the "Frozen" recorder set was the best gift to give my sibling's kids
 Jabberwikket: The kids face on the back is priceless
 wolfpk: Pyromaniacs give it a five star rating
 Teechur: Our Boy Scout Troop's event station over the weekend was fire building. One of these would have come in handy!
Image 229828   01-30-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
 Robespierre: Red Hat weirdo, uncaged!
 WTF: m'birdie
 Himesama: Fancy af
Image 229827   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Felicity: Anti-chicken cage. You go in the cage, cage goes in the barnyard. Chickens in the barnyard, our chicken
 Robespierre: This much I can tell you for certain: Feral manok taste much, much better than cage-raised manok. Sarap na sarap, y'all!
 Darmstadtium: I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in.... no, wait, something is not right....
 fanny: well yeah how else do you get the chickens to not peck you when you feed them? also username/upload combo spot on.
Image 229826   01-30-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
 Mr Bleak: Half an hour after opening the present #229828
 Aufziehvogel: Ah, is this a new meme?
 Ulillillia: @ping *90 second applause break*
 ping: First photo of the State of the Union posted on the friendly spaceship.
 Greifer: superfine
 Jabberwikket: It's Splend, I don't know whato.
 GoGo Robotto: "This is NOT fine! What the hell was I thinking.. god"
 Mr. Shine: Credit KC Green
 Hyphae: This is classic
Image 229825   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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