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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.



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 carpwoman: Somone posted this in my city's facebook page. I wonder if it's from a park nearby here or they found it online and posted it.
 nathan: @Dr Awkward Slam Dung!
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward youtube.com/…
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall I much prefer "Scoop the poop & Alley-oop" with a cartoon of a guy catching a dog turd bag midair and slamming it into the trash can.
 funny in the wall: I dont know what youre talking about. Im grooving to it @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: My mother in law worked for the county, and she had a tote bag that said "Scoop the poop, put it in a bag, place it in the trash" Like, it was supposed to be a slogan, but it was so un-catchy.
 VeeKay: Then pick up your horses shit, get all the cow shit and disregard the fact you're in the FUCKING COUNTRYSIDE.
 Mr. Butt: Wait, disregard that.
 Mr. Butt: 978-1607064893
 Mr. Butt: Got 'em!
Image 229811   01-30-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
489
 
 well duh: They need to put those on the bottom of one of the sides of the carton, with a simple one-way air valve behind it. That way, you can open the top, stick it up in your juice hole, tip it's ass towards the ceiling, crack the cap open and shotgun that sombitch.
 rachel: Those screw-caps often make a mess in my experience, the paper spout is superior! (Unless you need to hermetically reseal).
 brown tony: My way or the highway
 VoR: Didn't break the seal. It'll last longer
 Mr. Shine: Chaotic good
 Side Boob: Stupid finds a way
 kornisjon: I, too, detest that screwy lid business.
 Liar tuck: Unclear of the concept.
Image 229810   01-30-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
543
 
 kornisjon: Stop photographing people without their consent.
 kensin: "I didn't do it"
Image 229809   01-30-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
437
 
 savvoy: Sold alone for $3.50, or six subscriptions at $1.50 each? Gee I wish I could math!
 psyops: Salem Mass Murder
 antipatterns: Is...is this the origin of the colloquial use of the word "dick?"
 Sadbot: Keep Queen and country in your hearts and the Hun out of your backyard with your Big Dick
 mickeyd: I'll see your Elon Musk 'flame thrower' and raise you my Big Dick rapid fire machine gun.
 kornisjon: Oh my
 grizzly: Inflation
Image 229808   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
528
 
 Ulillillia: Sony put out something like this in the mid-90s tinyurl.com/…
 antipatterns: many brave screens were saved by this
 barfolomew: @Robespierre there are zipfiles online, if you have the means to actually transfer that stuff to a floppy.
 Booty Kicker: If I could find one of these I'd try loading on either my IBM PS2 P70 or my NCR 3180 Safari laptop ... but I'd have to unload something before I could, and that could cause headaches...
 barfolomew: @Robespierre oh sure, let me just grab one of those off the pile. (Seriously, I'll try a native emulator or a VM of that doesn't work.)
 snekeyes: @barfolomew Don't forget to load it onto a box running Win3.1 to have the total revolutionary installation experience.
 barfolomew: Mind you, I haven't tried it... yet
 barfolomew: I want this. And a bit of research reveals: it's annoyingly hard to run.
 grizzly: when i am king you will be first against the wall
Image 229807   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
445
 
 Ulillillia: @Warrax It appears to be a European can, so more like 16+
 a sedated moose: @Warrax @antipatterns yeah, self-censorship really bothers me, too. Say it, or think of something better to say, ya' beautiful people.
 Warrax: Yea, don't put cusswords on something you need to be 21+ to buy. Wouldn't want to accidentally corrupt any underage drinkers.
 antipatterns: I'd be more impressed if it wasn't censored.
Image 229806   01-30-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
348
 
 ASTER: Macklemore.
 kornisjon: @TwistedCinnamon Thank you
 TwistedCinnamon: @kornisjon I think it says Mackenzie.
 dangerkeith3000: Seeing Twister is not worth giving up playing Nintendo for a whole week, kid.
 kornisjon: Pretty nice signature for someone who needs to be told to make his bed. Or her. I can't actually decipher the signature. Which is a characteristic for a great signature.
 barfolomew: Yep, the parents clearly saved this since Twister was in theaters, and it's definitely going in the wedding album.
Image 229805   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
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 apoxia: Tell me about it.
 VeeKay: Don't worry about it. Either dementia or death will intervene.
 antipatterns: Buck up, fuckers.
 Shorts Leng: SAD...
Image 229804   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
357
 
 Not A Bot: "And I don't like the way you keep supporting ceiling. I know he's your friend but he has to learn how to function on his own, however impossible that may seem."
 WTF: Like a glove!
 Dr Awkward: Mastering the 3782 point turn.
 Not A Bot: Crapad is my new favorite black metal band... Unless I read that wrong, then I just look silly to all the true fans of... Whatever that says...
Image 229803   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
756
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i never knew i needed this crossover
 a sedated moose: @karmakat I fink it's freaky and I like it a lot.
 Apple IIe: Trolbot?
 karmakat: is it normal I think it's...FREAKY?
 Dr Awkward: This is not the toy you're looking for.
Image 229802   01-30-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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