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249679  tib gubb: ahahaha god damn it

249696  Prostata: I agree with most of this

249696  GoGo Robotto: United in hate!

249691  tib gubb: a quality meme, would chuckle again

249696  tib gubb: i'm in love

249700  tib gubb: a drug addict would say those things

249637  tib gubb: join us...

249650  tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs

249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249502 El hefe: Planet of the Crabs

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

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 carpwoman: Somone posted this in my city's facebook page. I wonder if it's from a park nearby here or they found it online and posted it.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Slam Dung!
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward youtube.com/…
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall I much prefer "Scoop the poop & Alley-oop" with a cartoon of a guy catching a dog turd bag midair and slamming it into the trash can.
 funny in the wall: I dont know what youre talking about. Im grooving to it @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: My mother in law worked for the county, and she had a tote bag that said "Scoop the poop, put it in a bag, place it in the trash" Like, it was supposed to be a slogan, but it was so un-catchy.
 VeeKay: Then pick up your horses shit, get all the cow shit and disregard the fact you're in the FUCKING COUNTRYSIDE.
 Mr. Butt: Wait, disregard that.
 Mr. Butt: 978-1607064893
 Mr. Butt: Got 'em!
Image 229811   01-30-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
489
 
 well duh: They need to put those on the bottom of one of the sides of the carton, with a simple one-way air valve behind it. That way, you can open the top, stick it up in your juice hole, tip it's ass towards the ceiling, crack the cap open and shotgun that sombitch.
 rachel: Those screw-caps often make a mess in my experience, the paper spout is superior! (Unless you need to hermetically reseal).
 ignatz: My way or the highway
 VoR: Didn't break the seal. It'll last longer
 Mr. Shine: Chaotic good
 Side Boob: Stupid finds a way
 kornisjon: I, too, detest that screwy lid business.
 Liar tuck: Unclear of the concept.
Image 229810   01-30-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
543
 
 kornisjon: Stop photographing people without their consent.
 kensin: "I didn't do it"
Image 229809   01-30-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
437
 
 savvoy: Sold alone for $3.50, or six subscriptions at $1.50 each? Gee I wish I could math!
 ignatz: Salem Mass Murder
 antipatterns: Is...is this the origin of the colloquial use of the word "dick?"
 Sadbot: Keep Queen and country in your hearts and the Hun out of your backyard with your Big Dick
 mickeyd: I'll see your Elon Musk 'flame thrower' and raise you my Big Dick rapid fire machine gun.
 kornisjon: Oh my
 grizzly: Inflation
Image 229808   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
528
 
 Ulillillia: Sony put out something like this in the mid-90s tinyurl.com/…
 antipatterns: many brave screens were saved by this
 barfolomew: @Robespierre there are zipfiles online, if you have the means to actually transfer that stuff to a floppy.
 Booty Kicker: If I could find one of these I'd try loading on either my IBM PS2 P70 or my NCR 3180 Safari laptop ... but I'd have to unload something before I could, and that could cause headaches...
 barfolomew: @Robespierre oh sure, let me just grab one of those off the pile. (Seriously, I'll try a native emulator or a VM of that doesn't work.)
 snekeyes: @barfolomew Don't forget to load it onto a box running Win3.1 to have the total revolutionary installation experience.
 barfolomew: Mind you, I haven't tried it... yet
 barfolomew: I want this. And a bit of research reveals: it's annoyingly hard to run.
 grizzly: when i am king you will be first against the wall
Image 229807   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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 Ulillillia: @Warrax It appears to be a European can, so more like 16+
 a sedated moose: @Warrax @antipatterns yeah, self-censorship really bothers me, too. Say it, or think of something better to say, ya' beautiful people.
 Warrax: Yea, don't put cusswords on something you need to be 21+ to buy. Wouldn't want to accidentally corrupt any underage drinkers.
 antipatterns: I'd be more impressed if it wasn't censored.
Image 229806   01-30-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
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 ASTER: Macklemore.
 kornisjon: @TwistedCinnamon Thank you
 TwistedCinnamon: @kornisjon I think it says Mackenzie.
 dangerkeith3000: Seeing Twister is not worth giving up playing Nintendo for a whole week, kid.
 kornisjon: Pretty nice signature for someone who needs to be told to make his bed. Or her. I can't actually decipher the signature. Which is a characteristic for a great signature.
 barfolomew: Yep, the parents clearly saved this since Twister was in theaters, and it's definitely going in the wedding album.
Image 229805   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
362
 
 apoxia: Tell me about it.
 VeeKay: Don't worry about it. Either dementia or death will intervene.
 antipatterns: Buck up, fuckers.
 GoGo Robotto: SAD...
Image 229804   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
357
 
 Not A Bot: "And I don't like the way you keep supporting ceiling. I know he's your friend but he has to learn how to function on his own, however impossible that may seem."
 WTF: Like a glove!
 Dr Awkward: Mastering the 3782 point turn.
 Not A Bot: Crapad is my new favorite black metal band... Unless I read that wrong, then I just look silly to all the true fans of... Whatever that says...
Image 229803   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
756
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i never knew i needed this crossover
 a sedated moose: @karmakat I fink it's freaky and I like it a lot.
 Apple IIe: Trolbot?
 karmakat: is it normal I think it's...FREAKY?
 Dr Awkward: This is not the toy you're looking for.
Image 229802   01-30-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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