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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Score:
756
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i never knew i needed this crossover
 a sedated moose: @karmakat I fink it's freaky and I like it a lot.
 Apple IIe: Trolbot?
 karmakat: is it normal I think it's...FREAKY?
 Dr Awkward: This is not the toy you're looking for.
Image 229802   01-30-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
575
 
 kornisjon: Careful with that stranglehold.
 charlemagne: the final taboo
 Side Boob: Dogs deserve love, and lots of it
 Big Baby: He's not really kissing the doggo! HEATHEN!
Image 229801   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
249
 
 Not A Bot: I get this feeling EVERY TIME
 VeeKay: Dental implants will take care of that.
 kornisjon: Office surfing! Gnarly!
 antipatterns: I always hated the "office cool guy"
 Side Boob: Look out! We got ourselves a bad ass over here
 chunk norris: Only a matter of time before gravity takes charge.
Image 229800   01-30-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Image 229799 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pingu IRL. Boo, Pingu IRL.
Score:
162
 
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Yeah, when I was 21, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing ordering beers, but I at least didn't get smug satisfaction of effing over a hard-working bartender.
 crunchymush: @Dr Awkward My last bartending job, ages ago, was at an establishment that had Nickle Pitcher Night. All of these cretins flipping me a dime and saying "Keep the change" with a stupid smirk was enough to drive me out of the business forever and on to bigger and better things.
 Dr Awkward: The lighting of this picture, the plastic cup, and the grain in the table makes me think this is a country bar where you can get Nickle beers on Wednesdays after a cover charge.
 jazzjunkie: Ketchup shaker? Sure, why not
Image 229798   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
102
 
 funny in the wall: @antipatterns i'm Sonic-illiterate
 VeeKay: What fresh hell is this?
 antipatterns: @funny in the wall I wouldn't worry about it. You know what Sonic The Hedgehog would say.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward kind of soured on it after the owner hardcore came out for trump. do miss the taste though
 Mr. Shine: Herbert West, Reanimator
 Hyphae: @Dr Awkward I miss the black and tan sometimes, myself
 Dr Awkward: WTF am I looking at (nostalgia RAD for Yuengling, as I can't get it in AZ)
Image 229797   01-30-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
415
 
 elmstreet: @Robespierre - reminds me of a stand up comic routine where he goes on about all the farmers driving around the countryside in hatchbacks "It's for when I go into the city."
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre Preach it.
 static xyz: @a sedated moose The ratio of shitheads driving lifted 4x4 pickups that have never and will never see dirt to normal people driving pickups for actually doing work around here is about 3-1.
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre not that this guy isn't at least a little dumb. Impressive, but dumb.
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre I'll take your word for it. I just get tired of seeing all those pictures of (and really seeing) trucks with racist/homophobic/xenophobic/Perl Horbor shit on them. I feel like it's easy to forget that not everyone who drives a pickup is an asshole or idiot or has little man syndrome.
 drhenry: @a sedated moose I thought today's term of art for such is "I'm a simple man."
 a sedated moose: Now *that's* a real truck. Not one of the damn driveway queens with douchey stickers on them. That truck's probably done more work than... Idunno, I drive a truck; I'm not a clever man.
 Frank herbert: You did promise to haul anything but dead bodies
 gggina: Suspension problems, dead ahead...
Image 229796   01-30-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
593
 
 LKoroton: @Sage spanish llama-mon
 Sage: La llama es un cuadrpedo que vive en grandes ros como el Amazonas. Tiene dos orejas, un corazn, una frente y un pico para comer miel. Pero est provisto de aletas para nadar.
 Big Bong Theory: Strange things are afoot down at the llama corral...
 bigbison: --Uses hyphens as em-dashes
 tib gubb: @teamllama
Image 229795   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
737
 
 karmakat: it's a TRAP! A TRAP!
 Mr. Shine: Your cat is broken.
 highdra: "Is that black thing an alpaca or a llama, hoomin? I need to know so I don't get mixed up in some sorta SITUATION or something..."
 myrealname: You found me! Now you go hide.
Image 229794   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
692
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur dogfish
 Teechur: @tib gubb @Robespierre @Science Fish a dog to be a TEECH.
 Science: @Robespierre: Teach a dog to BE a fish
 madmax1: @tib gubb TEACH a dog to fish, and...
 tib gubb: give a dog a fish, why not?
 pusha p: "Weird dogs ... always wet."
 Warrax: *pbbbt*
 Peter Pantsless: Sea doggo is still doggo
Image 229793   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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