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273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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 elmstreet: @Robespierre - reminds me of a stand up comic routine where he goes on about all the farmers driving around the countryside in hatchbacks "It's for when I go into the city."
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre Preach it.
 static xyz: @a sedated moose The ratio of shitheads driving lifted 4x4 pickups that have never and will never see dirt to normal people driving pickups for actually doing work around here is about 3-1.
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre not that this guy isn't at least a little dumb. Impressive, but dumb.
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre I'll take your word for it. I just get tired of seeing all those pictures of (and really seeing) trucks with racist/homophobic/xenophobic/Perl Horbor shit on them. I feel like it's easy to forget that not everyone who drives a pickup is an asshole or idiot or has little man syndrome.
 drhenry: @a sedated moose I thought today's term of art for such is "I'm a simple man."
 a sedated moose: Now *that's* a real truck. Not one of the damn driveway queens with douchey stickers on them. That truck's probably done more work than... Idunno, I drive a truck; I'm not a clever man.
 Frank herbert: You did promise to haul anything but dead bodies
 gggina: Suspension problems, dead ahead...
Image 229796   01-30-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
593
 
 LKoroton: @Sage spanish llama-mon
 Sage: La llama es un cuadrpedo que vive en grandes ros como el Amazonas. Tiene dos orejas, un corazn, una frente y un pico para comer miel. Pero est provisto de aletas para nadar.
 Big Bong Theory: Strange things are afoot down at the llama corral...
 bigbison: --Uses hyphens as em-dashes
 tib gubb: @teamllama
Image 229795   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
737
 
 karmakat: it's a TRAP! A TRAP!
 Mr. Shine: Your cat is broken.
 highdra: "Is that black thing an alpaca or a llama, hoomin? I need to know so I don't get mixed up in some sorta SITUATION or something..."
 myrealname: You found me! Now you go hide.
Image 229794   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
692
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur dogfish
 Teechur: @tib gubb @Robespierre @Science Fish a dog to be a TEECH.
 Science: @Robespierre: Teach a dog to BE a fish
 madmax1: @tib gubb TEACH a dog to fish, and...
 tib gubb: give a dog a fish, why not?
 pusha p: "Weird dogs ... always wet."
 Warrax: *pbbbt*
 Peter Pantsless: Sea doggo is still doggo
Image 229793   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
425
 
 doindabs: @Prostata rad for this
 well duh: When my wife sees this, she might stop rooting for team USA; they'll definitely be her favorite if (when) we get eliminated.
 beyardo: Hot dogs on sticks bruh? Weird.
 Prostata: Norwegian Curling team uniform 2018. These guys have a great new look for every Olympics!
 XLY: I was staring at that floating hotdog in the middle for like a minute before I realized it was a lie
 tib gubb: dunno who these guys are, but i bet shit's gonna get real clean.
 Drump Porbs: It's A Man's Life In Today's Modern Curling!
 Warrax: I gave these guys a dollar to wash my windshield. They didn't do the best job, but bonus points for style.
 Christina: Four is a team.
Image 229792   01-30-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
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 toolbag: I think these are the guys that made.a raft out of unopened.potato.chip.bags
 karpeles: Canoeing across the Yellow Sea? That's a bit more than a paddling.
 jazzjunkie: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
 caitelyn: Next, scenes from Best Foreign Picture nominee, "Escape From Costco"
Image 229791   01-30-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
1178
 
 Sauce Packets: The closest I can come is growing a beard and wearing 2 coats. Bravo, sir.
 Side Boob: 99 percent floof, 1% catte
 thrilhouse: @Peter Pantsless Aye; 'tis a floofer alright.
 Peter Pantsless: None. None more floofy.
Image 229790   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
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 Lumb Blombus: The first driving instructor I had would come and pick me up and her car would smell weird. I didnt know what it was. Then a year or so later I was in my friends car and wed eaten McDonalds and my friend farted and it smelled exactly like my driving instructors car. I realised then that she must have eaten McDonalds and farted right before teaching her lessons
 Dr Awkward: Fake news.
 trelyate: I knew it!
 Mr. Butt: Don't kink shame.
 Prostata: The worst part is that this is a scratch-n-sniff book
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: And it stinks
Image 229789   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 kornisjon: @fanny An R sprinkled in, in a strategic location would perfect it.
 jazzjunkie: I'm still trying to perfect such a pose with my macaw. Problem is, he's constantly distracted by the camera.
 seahawks: All hail etc
 fanny: i don't think a username/upload combo could be more accurate
Image 229788   01-30-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
455
 
 lionstrong: @antipatterns - this CareBear has gone vigilante.
 ping: @antipatterns That's what the 'Care' Bears want you to think.
 james: This makes no sense. The Care Bears are moral. Pooh is basically a common criminal. It should be the other way around. Although, Smokey is like, Paladin-class when it comes to cartoon bears and their relative morality.
 Mr. Shine: "I just Pooh'ed"
 jazzjunkie: Oh bother.
 funny in the wall: intensive care bear
 fidelcastro: Choo-Choo-Choose Me - of ELSE!
 Off Topic: @Sage Don't let the Mandela effect fool you.
 Sage: @Off Topic Stein.
 Off Topic: The Berenstain Bears put him up to it.
Image 229787   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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