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233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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Score:
425
 
 doindabs: @Prostata rad for this
 well duh: When my wife sees this, she might stop rooting for team USA; they'll definitely be her favorite if (when) we get eliminated.
 VeeKay: Hot dogs on sticks bruh? Weird.
 Prostata: Norwegian Curling team uniform 2018. These guys have a great new look for every Olympics!
 XLY: I was staring at that floating hotdog in the middle for like a minute before I realized it was a lie
 tib gubb: dunno who these guys are, but i bet shit's gonna get real clean.
 Robespierre: It's A Man's Life In Today's Modern Curling!
 Warrax: I gave these guys a dollar to wash my windshield. They didn't do the best job, but bonus points for style.
 Christina: Four is a team.
Image 229792   01-30-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
321
 
 toolbag: I think these are the guys that made.a raft out of unopened.potato.chip.bags
 VeeKay: Canoeing across the Yellow Sea? That's a bit more than a paddling.
 jazzjunkie: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
 Robespierre: Next, scenes from Best Foreign Picture nominee, "Escape From Costco"
Image 229791   01-30-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
1156
 
 antipatterns: The closest I can come is growing a beard and wearing 2 coats. Bravo, sir.
 Side Boob: 99 percent floof, 1% catte
 Robespierre: @Peter Pantsless Aye; 'tis a floofer alright.
 Peter Pantsless: None. None more floofy.
Image 229790   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
617
 
 Felicity: The first driving instructor I had would come and pick me up and her car would smell weird. I didnt know what it was. Then a year or so later I was in my friends car and wed eaten McDonalds and my friend farted and it smelled exactly like my driving instructors car. I realised then that she must have eaten McDonalds and farted right before teaching her lessons
 Dr Awkward: Fake news.
 trelyate: I knew it!
 Mr. Butt: Don't kink shame.
 Prostata: The worst part is that this is a scratch-n-sniff book
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: And it stinks
Image 229789   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
820
 
 kornisjon: @fanny An R sprinkled in, in a strategic location would perfect it.
 jazzjunkie: I'm still trying to perfect such a pose with my macaw. Problem is, he's constantly distracted by the camera.
 VeeKay: All hail etc
 fanny: i don't think a username/upload combo could be more accurate
Image 229788   01-30-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
455
 
 glenalec: @antipatterns - this CareBear has gone vigilante.
 ping: @antipatterns That's what the 'Care' Bears want you to think.
 antipatterns: This makes no sense. The Care Bears are moral. Pooh is basically a common criminal. It should be the other way around. Although, Smokey is like, Paladin-class when it comes to cartoon bears and their relative morality.
 Mr. Shine: "I just Pooh'ed"
 jazzjunkie: Oh bother.
 funny in the wall: intensive care bear
 Robespierre: Choo-Choo-Choose Me - of ELSE!
 Off Topic: @Sage Don't let the Mandela effect fool you.
 Sage: @Off Topic Stein.
 Off Topic: The Berenstain Bears put him up to it.
Image 229787   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 antipatterns: @jazzjunkie I'm pretty sure it's because Brazilian mad scientists in the 1950s bred African bees with European bees to create a SUPERBEE that could survive the warmer, wetter climates of Brazil. Long story short these SUPERBEES escaped and have been creeping north into Texas and all over SA and basically terrorizing everything
 jazzjunkie: @Dr Awkward Why can't we have more bees from Norway instead of sh*tholized killer bees -- I'm sure some killer bees are nice bees.
 Dr Awkward: Those are not European Honey bees. Something something Trump immigration policy
 barfolomew: @jochenau Bees?
 jochenau: beeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Image 229786   01-30-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
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 kornisjon: It's really nice that they brought it back, even without a "please".
 jazzjunkie: You see something left out on the curb by the trash cans, you tend to make certain assumptions.
 glenalec: Credit where its due.
 GoGo Robotto: NOW BRING ME A NICE SHRUBBERY
Image 229785   01-30-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
213
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: mind games the movie is badass. also jay t dawgzone is the only voice on dating i will listen too.
Image 229784   01-30-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
411
 
 glenalec: It's my faux-morality that I regret.
 VeeKay: Not a comment
 Felicity: Raymond Burr
 barfolomew: I'm quite fond of mine.
 Amy Housewine: NOT A REPRINT
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I dont
Image 229783   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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