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249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

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9. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
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11. Vanna: 1833 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
479
 
 Dr. Bathroom: This is a dogs.
 bug: Those are rats. You were thinking of rats.
 ping: Can you draw another picture. I'm not sure I understand.
 Warrax: This must be one of those updogs I've heard so much about.
 Nothing: No dogs on the moon
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Do you all see now what happens when you give your dogs one morijuano pot stick? Poor puppet
 barfolomew: Those. None of those. In stors.
Image 229770   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
648
 
 apoxia: Bloomers
 UltraBeverly: bon pontalon!
 ignatz: If owls wore.. oh, @Robespierre beat me to it..
 Warrax: Should have used fabric softener.
 barfolomew: Well aren't we Mr Fancypants.
 HighCactus: Nice jodhpurs, birb.
Image 229769   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
624
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Too cool for school. Also can't read or talk.
 VoR: Right turn Clyde . *sobs uncontrollably*
 Side Boob: Respek
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: ...fam
 barfolomew: Primate pride
 Porbo Mellus: Sumatran Islamic militant.
Image 229768   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
419
 
 greg: That's what they want you to think!
 UltraBeverly: @Micro Jackson You beat me to it by mere seconds. Bravo sir.
 Micro Jackson: Up, up and away in their beautiful balloon
 jochenau: Alternatively, they can just stick their leg through the portal and tickle you gently with their dainty little toes.
 Warrax: HOOOYAAARGH!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Abducted by Narnians
 Side Boob: The lizard men are the 5th dimensional aliens, not the greys. Sheeze!
 Alaskan: "Up, up, and a-waay-ay-ayy, in my beautiful, my beautiful, ballloooooooonnnnn..."
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im ready to go whenever and wherever. Lets goooo already!
Image 229767   01-30-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
274
 
 Micro Jackson: So much bone
 GoGo Robotto: @VoR Made me laugh!
 VoR: Eat your stink bone little duck
 grizzly: That's some hot steamy bone right there.
 Starky15: Skele-grow soup. High in calcium
 Zukero: He ain't dooting no more.
Image 229766   01-30-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
632
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Your chompers are gonna be perfect for your senior pictures.
 kornisjon: Ermahgerd!
 champeen: Got those from Gamiss, did'ja?
 Mad Collager: This is not what I meant when I put Silver Snakes on my wish list!
 ignatz: @PenguinBartender and path the peanut butter..
 PenguinBartender: "Hey guyth. You wanna go thueethe thomthing?"
 dangerkeith3000: You sher do have a perdy mouth...
Image 229765   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
505
 
 raditzu: well ok, but why katakana on the wooden tag?
 jazzjunkie: A little extreme on the mutton chops, buddy.
 VeeKay: Say no to sheep shaming!
 Ulillillia: M'ewe.
 FunkyDrunk: Hipster done let that beard of his git outa control, I'll tell you hwut.
 Warrax: Nice hat. Is it made of your own hair, or anyone you know?
 barfolomew: Some days, you're the sheep. Some days, you're the shepherd.
Image 229764   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
698
 
 some guy : wenk.
 Amy Housewine: A lot of images on here come with an unspoken "why the fuck ain't y'all laughin'".
 Ulillillia: Banned: Penguins are in the Antarctic
 skylark: White penguins text funny.
 Father Goose: "Why the fuck ain't ya'll laughin"
Image 229763   01-30-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
207
 
 GoGo Robotto: " I can't believe it! You found an actual use for [insert wicked science stuff] !!!"
 PenguinBartender: firehazard.jpg
 Ulillillia: TV stand cost more than TV
 DarkTeddy: I have the exact same setup. Same math textbook too
 funny in the wall: a shitty tv powered by broken dreams
Image 229762   01-30-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
270
 
 Mr. Shine: "Why's the back seats all sticky?!"
 Mister Beef: Someone said "Fuck the Police" one time too many.
 Starry Lemon: Why wont pandas breed
 Yurishiro: What you gonna do when they cum for you
 dangerkeith3000: Later, guys. My ride's here!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The best running joke in all of Iowa
 Mexico: The entire police force was arrested for public indecency.
Image 229761   01-30-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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