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233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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Score:
479
 
 Dr. Bathroom: This is a dogs.
 bug: Those are rats. You were thinking of rats.
 ping: Can you draw another picture. I'm not sure I understand.
 Warrax: This must be one of those updogs I've heard so much about.
 Nothing: No dogs on the moon
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Do you all see now what happens when you give your dogs one morijuano pot stick? Poor puppet
 barfolomew: Those. None of those. In stors.
Image 229770   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
648
 
 apoxia: Bloomers
 UltraBeverly: bon pontalon!
 ignatz: If owls wore.. oh, @Robespierre beat me to it..
 Warrax: Should have used fabric softener.
 barfolomew: Well aren't we Mr Fancypants.
 Robespierre: Nice jodhpurs, birb.
Image 229769   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
624
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Too cool for school. Also can't read or talk.
 VoR: Right turn Clyde . *sobs uncontrollably*
 Side Boob: Respek
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: ...fam
 barfolomew: Primate pride
 Robespierre: Sumatran Islamic militant.
Image 229768   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
419
 
 glenalec: That's what they want you to think!
 UltraBeverly: @Micro Jackson You beat me to it by mere seconds. Bravo sir.
 Micro Jackson: Up, up and away in their beautiful balloon
 jochenau: Alternatively, they can just stick their leg through the portal and tickle you gently with their dainty little toes.
 Warrax: HOOOYAAARGH!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Abducted by Narnians
 Side Boob: The lizard men are the 5th dimensional aliens, not the greys. Sheeze!
 Robespierre: "Up, up, and a-waay-ay-ayy, in my beautiful, my beautiful, ballloooooooonnnnn..."
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im ready to go whenever and wherever. Lets goooo already!
Image 229767   01-30-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
274
 
 Micro Jackson: So much bone
 GoGo Robotto: @VoR Made me laugh!
 VoR: Eat your stink bone little duck
 grizzly: That's some hot steamy bone right there.
 Starky15: Skele-grow soup. High in calcium
 Zukero: He ain't dooting no more.
Image 229766   01-30-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
632
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Your chompers are gonna be perfect for your senior pictures.
 kornisjon: Ermahgerd!
 Robespierre: Got those from Gamiss, did'ja?
 Mad Collager: This is not what I meant when I put Silver Snakes on my wish list!
 ignatz: @PenguinBartender and path the peanut butter..
 PenguinBartender: "Hey guyth. You wanna go thueethe thomthing?"
 dangerkeith3000: You sher do have a perdy mouth...
Image 229765   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
505
 
 raditzu: well ok, but why katakana on the wooden tag?
 jazzjunkie: A little extreme on the mutton chops, buddy.
 VeeKay: Say no to sheep shaming!
 Ulillillia: M'ewe.
 Robespierre: Hipster done let that beard of his git outa control, I'll tell you hwut.
 Warrax: Nice hat. Is it made of your own hair, or anyone you know?
 barfolomew: Some days, you're the sheep. Some days, you're the shepherd.
Image 229764   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
698
 
 some guy : wenk.
 Amy Housewine: A lot of images on here come with an unspoken "why the fuck ain't y'all laughin'".
 Ulillillia: Banned: Penguins are in the Antarctic
 Robespierre: White penguins text funny.
 Father Goose: "Why the fuck ain't ya'll laughin"
Image 229763   01-30-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
207
 
 GoGo Robotto: " I can't believe it! You found an actual use for [insert wicked science stuff] !!!"
 PenguinBartender: firehazard.jpg
 Ulillillia: TV stand cost more than TV
 DarkTeddy: I have the exact same setup. Same math textbook too
 funny in the wall: a shitty tv powered by broken dreams
Image 229762   01-30-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
270
 
 Mr. Shine: "Why's the back seats all sticky?!"
 glenalec: Someone said "Fuck the Police" one time too many.
 Felicity: Why wont pandas breed
 Yurishiro: What you gonna do when they cum for you
 dangerkeith3000: Later, guys. My ride's here!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The best running joke in all of Iowa
 Mexico: The entire police force was arrested for public indecency.
Image 229761   01-30-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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